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Freddie Woo says: I was once caught right in the middle of in an early morning high-speed 30-car pile-up on the M3, but emerged from the chaos in the only car not to have suffered a dent. My trousers told a different story, and learned that you *do* empty your bowels as Death's icy grip reaches out for you. Tell us about your audition for the Final Destination films.

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I quite enjoyed this tale of attempted murder,
notwithstanding that fact that Champagne doesn't come from New Zealand. I'm going to assume that the French export it in massive barrels, for bottling at destination.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 16 May 2014, 8:55, 1 reply)
Yes.I pressed the like this thing. Still, Champagne - lol.

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 16 May 2014, 9:23, closed)
Quite so.
Although it'd have been 46% funnier if he'd lost an eye.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 16 May 2014, 9:35, closed)
I prefer Prosecco, anyway.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 16 May 2014, 9:40, closed)

prosecco lambrini
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 16 May 2014, 10:11, closed)
I've always been partial to a perry, yes.
I seem to remember getting drunk on lambrini, when I was twelve.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 16 May 2014, 11:30, closed)
babycham was the first thing I ever got pissed on
we nicked it from the cellar of my mate's mum's pub. Had to smash the tops off as we forgot to nick a bottle opener. Then she gave us a thick ear for fighting because our lips were cut.

Happy days.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 16 May 2014, 12:10, closed)
First time I got drunk
was by hanging around the kitchen at a Christmas party, asking all the adults if I could "have a little taste of wine". Think I'd made a fairly sizeable dent in a box of Hock, by the time I was found, behind the sofa, attempting to choke my brother.
Happy days, indeed,
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