Near Death Experiences IIFreddie Woo says: I was once caught right in the middle of in an early morning high-speed 30-car pile-up on the M3, but emerged from the chaos in the only car not to have suffered a dent. My trousers told a different story, and learned that you *do* empty your bowels as Death's icy grip reaches out for you. Tell us about your audition for the Final Destination films.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 May 2014, 12:55)
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I like to call them:1) The Slow-witted Dullards Lane
2) The Smugly-Refuse-To-Pull-Into-The-Correct-Lane Lane
3) The Impatient Bastards Lane
Then everyone knows exactly which lane you're talking about.
(, Wed 21 May 2014, 18:13, 3 replies)
3) strongly determined lane who become impatient due to 2.(
d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 22 May 2014, 10:34,
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2. The avoiding the foot deep ruts left by a million 40 tonne articulated lorries lane.
Amateur traffic cops can fuck off.
(, Thu 22 May 2014, 11:49, closed)
Look... I know you two want to justify your preferred lane occupancy...But frankly I've been very fair to the occupants of all three lanes; you're all some variant of "arsehole who should get out of my way".
(, Thu 22 May 2014, 13:00, closed)
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