I used to promote a club night with pals in the West End of that there London.
One night it was my birthday, so it was extra special and quite a few people from my youth had journeyed from the provinces to say hello etc. It was 'my night' and my new girlfriend had also proudly invited all her chums.

I got 'over-excited' during the day, and despite my best efforts by the evening was in a state of Advanced Refreshment. I walked into the place, played a fucking appalling 20-minute DJ set and blundered straight back out again into a black cab and went home to bed without saying a word to anyone. It was about 9pm. Go me, 'king of clubland'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 22:30, 4 replies)

sounds like my last birthday
new club, buy one drink, get 5 free shots. fell off the stage(which resulted in h&s roping the stage off and refusing to ever let anyone up there again), utterly hammered. got barred from 3 clubs, kicked out of another 2 and in a taxi by 11.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 22:46, closed)

To be fair
any club that gives punters five free shots with every drink is just asking for trouble.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 8:22, closed)

pouring the shots into my bacardi and coke
to avoid having to carry them was proably a mistake, though.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 16:21, closed)

I once heckled a DJ for being fucking shit.
He wasn't you and there is no link to your story. Did you like that Psychonauts Liquid Liquid remix?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 23:12, closed)