No Self-AwarenessI had a boss who had no idea of his body odour problem, and everybody was too tactful to break it to him. Not so a visiting Rev Ian Paisley: "What the blazes is that smell? Is it you?" That sorted it. Stories of people blissfully unaware of their bad smells, bad manners and foghorn voices.
Suggested by Ding Dong Montily on High
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 13:31)
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I had no idea how big a penis I really had Until, one day, when my supermodel girlfriend was sucking me off as I was driving my Ferrari through northern France, she briefly pulled my cock out of her mouth to simply remark “My, you do have a very large penis”.
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Oh, I say Blowers.He's just effortlessly lofted that one back over the bowlers head for a glorious six. Textbook. Reminiscent of Sir Vivian in his prime.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 10:36,
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She said that to me too. I found it so nice I advised her to say it to all the boys.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 11:17,
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Don't you hate it when your mum talks during sex.At least your dad knows to shut up.
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probably something implying you have sex with dogs, too.
While star wars is on.
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I was going to say...That if he had mentioned he was driving a Honda accord, I would've immediately taken the post as gospel and worshipped TMWTP as my new god...
However, the mention of a frankly inferior jamjar makes me somewhat doubt the truth of this post
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^^thisto be fair it does sound made up now.
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 11:43,
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It would seem bigto a 6 year old.
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