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This is a question I should have been arrested

Faced with The Law when I and a bunch of equally idiotic mates set off a load of loud explosions down the local chalk pit, we blamed bigger boys who had run off. Tell us of the times when you got away with something naughty and slightly out of order.

Thanks to MatJ for the suggestion

(, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 13:36)
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Mama…Just killed a man…
I was in York a few years back when I decided to find out what it would be like to kill someone. I purchased a gun and waited in a dark alley one Friday night for someone to pass by. Sure enough eventually, I spotted this chap in a kilt who was wandering down the alley carrying a bag.

I took a deep breath, carefully took aim, before gently squeezing the trigger – letting a single bullet explode from my gun and into the back of his head. There was blood everywhere and as I approached his still twitching corpse, I saw something that filled me with an immense sense of relief.

In his bag was a very small crossbow…so I just waited for the police to arrive.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:05, 10 replies)
de-ris
Bizarre English laws:

In the city of York, it is legal to murder a Scotsman within the ancient city walls, but only if he is carrying a crossbow. Except on Sundays when he can wander around with impunity.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:07, closed)
de-de-ris
This is complete bollocks.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:25, closed)
Oh no it's not
According to The Guardian, it was true at least as recently as 2007

www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2007/nov/07/uk.queensspeech20072

Though I suspect it wouldn't wash as a plea in court...
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:38, closed)
Try it, please, try it.

(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:38, closed)
The law may still be on the books
But it will be superseded in court by the laws governing, say, murder.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:41, closed)
As the article itself says
"In most cases, the implied repeal argument would probably work," said Mr Coad. "Whatever people in York may think about Scotsmen with bows and arrows, they would have a hard time avoiding several centuries of homicide acts."
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:59, closed)
The start of that article is wank.
The reason those laws aren't repealed is because they don't need to be as they have precisely zero legal weight.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 12:24, closed)
Although the ridiculous law (apparently) still applies
You are quite right regarding my post. I will mark myself 1/10 try harder.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:46, closed)
Murder is a common law offence
rather than a statute law one.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 14:12, closed)
It couldn't possibly be lawfull to murder someone.
For then it wouldn't be murder.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 14:17, closed)

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