Not having sexOur pal Freddie Woo says: Climbing into the back seat of the car, she sat on a fortnight-old bag of food shopping I had completely forgotten about. The stench of a bag of bean sprouts popping open is a real passion-killer, I can tell you for nothing. Tell us about the shag you didn't have because you blew it.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:01)
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I bet Kimye's wedding night is going to be somewhat subduedknowing they've been trumped at the newstand by Elliot Rodgers.
(, Sun 25 May 2014, 10:57, 4 replies)
Who's Kimye?(, Sun 25 May 2014, 13:45, closed)
The Korean woman I go to see who does that weird thing where they pull string across your face to exfoliate the skin.
Or.
This.
(, Mon 26 May 2014, 7:18, closed)
Just knowing that makes you a worse human being.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 26 May 2014, 9:40,
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You should see how shinymy brow is!
(, Mon 26 May 2014, 9:50, closed)
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