Welshy1982 just reminded me.
I didn't have a wank on a transatlantic flight. I didn't do it sat in my seat under the blanket. I didn't use the butter from my dinner as lube, and I certainly didn't drop my cummy napkin onto the tray of stewardess as she came around collecting rubbish.
( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 6:18, 7 replies)

Hello <name deleted on legal advice> .
You forgot the bit about not getting taken past your wife and kid in handcuffs and not going sick with stress for 6 months.
Still living in a caravan in your mam's garden?
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 17 Sep 2011, 6:35, closed)

I think you've confused me with someone else.

( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 6:49, closed)

I'm rapidly thinking I don't like most QOTWers anymore

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 10:11, closed)

It's all in the detail
The image was graphic enough without a square of Dairy Crest sat on your bell end.

I assume you're cut since us uncut lads only use lube for posh wanks, and that would really be pushing your luck on a transatlantic flight.
( AWPS, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 10:35, closed)

Been there
Done that.

ront row on an AC flight from Toronto to London, 3-4-3 configuration, I had seat E and the rest of the row was empty.
( Ungersven would support SpankyHanky's patreon, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 14:32, closed)

I met a airline stewardess in a bar once.
Putting two and two together...

She saw you.
(Woodlouse say it with flowers. Send her a Triffid, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 23:31, closed)

I know she did. I saw the look of disgust.

( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 4:00, closed)