I did indeed, thank you
Saw the mighty Reds win 5-1, which I appreciate is of no interest whatsoever to you, and took the better half to see Avenue Q, which probably isn't either but am mentioning anyway because it's fucking funny, and you might like it.

What's up with your back sir? All the X finally catching up with you?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 3 May 2011, 8:36, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

This was the funniest thing I've seen on facebook for a long, long time.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 May 2011, 8:45, Reply)

Hahaha nice work there.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 3 May 2011, 8:45, Reply)

Yeah, I can't see that. Work firewall.
Do I want to?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 3 May 2011, 8:46, Reply)

Yes, yes you really, really do.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 May 2011, 8:47, Reply)

Could you elaborate slightly on the content?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 3 May 2011, 8:49, Reply)

It's your facebook status from Saturday night
but with your photo anonomised, followed by the comment of your friend who expressed amazement at your love of musical theatre, with their name and photo also airbrushed to preserve privacy.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 May 2011, 8:50, Reply)

Oh THAT
In all fairness, that really made me laugh at the time. Ironically, even though it's not his name, everyone knows the poster as "Al"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 3 May 2011, 8:52, Reply)

Hahahahahahahahha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 May 2011, 8:47, Reply)

I've had a bad back on and off for some years.
I really could use a new bed and mattress, however seeing as I cannot afford even a new pillowcase...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 May 2011, 8:46, Reply)

I'd like to feel sympathy
but I just can't be bothered to give a shit about you at all.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 May 2011, 8:47, Reply)

That seems fair to me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 May 2011, 8:50, Reply)

At the risk of stating the bloody obvious
Go and see a fucking chiropractor
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 3 May 2011, 8:50, Reply)

He would
but no Chiropractor has ever changed anything and therefore it's not worth the bother of going.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 May 2011, 8:51, Reply)

If I see anyone it'll be an osteopath.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 May 2011, 8:52, Reply)

I'm seeing an osteopath on Friday
Tell me exactly where it hurts and I'll pretend I'm having the same problem
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 3 May 2011, 8:54, Reply)

Hahaha thanks, really appreciate it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 May 2011, 8:57, Reply)

I'm going to need slightly more detail than that
"What seems to be the problem, sir?"

"Err... not sure really, I'm nearly 40 and I took a fuckload of ecstasy in the 90's... is that bad?"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 3 May 2011, 9:02, Reply)

Just tell them it hurts - tell them it's your back.
By the way the old 'ecstasy damages your spine' yarn is unproven, and by now you'd imagine there's be quite a few people in quite a lot of trouble if it were true.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 May 2011, 9:03, Reply)

Like the Monty Python "Brain Doctor" sketch
but with "back" instead of "brain"?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 3 May 2011, 9:04, Reply)

I actually cannot recall having seen the sketch in question.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 May 2011, 9:05, Reply)

Well that has completely buggered what could have been a vaguely amusing rejoinder, hasn't it

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 3 May 2011, 9:12, Reply)

that shit about it causing loss of spinal fluid?
yeah, and it makes your balls drop off, too. Honest.

MDMA is a fuck sight safer than most things. Like anything else, a combinantion of occasional individual user stupidity and massive Daily Mail scare stories spreads fear.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 3 May 2011, 9:10, Reply)

That's a relief
*downs pills, reaches for the lasers*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 3 May 2011, 9:12, Reply)

Yeah! I thought I was going to die once after ingesting far too much MDMA.
But the best thing was I didn't care.
( girlinthehole, Tue 3 May 2011, 9:13, Reply)

haha.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 3 May 2011, 9:14, Reply)

I hope my real demise is akin to how that felt.

( girlinthehole, Tue 3 May 2011, 9:16, Reply)

You'd be a fuck sight better going to see an actual trained medical practitioner.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 3 May 2011, 9:08, Reply)

Osteopaths are trained
and licensed, it's chiropractors that aren't. But both can be perfectly good at helping you.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 May 2011, 9:11, Reply)

They are not trained medically.
they are trained in osteopathy, the validity of which there is almost no scientific evidence to back up.

I'm not saying they might not help. I'm saying I'd rather see someone who doesn't believe in some woo theory of body oneness.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 3 May 2011, 9:13, Reply)

That's Chiropractors
or at least, some Chiropractors, mine believes in getting your spine straight and your muscles working properly, but some believe in body one-ness.

If you have a bad back because of shitty posture and bad working practive, which I would guess is the most likely reason for Monty's pain, then relieving the pain by putting his back right would only be the first step, Monty would have to stop slouching in his chair to actualy fix the problem long term.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 May 2011, 9:17, Reply)

No it most certainly is not.
Osteopaths believe in the validity of, and use, amongst other things, craniosacral therapy. Perhaps you'd care to google that and come back to me, sir?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 3 May 2011, 9:20, Reply)

I don't really care to be honest
my views on osteopathy are akin to Monty's views on anything which might require him to engage his brain.

My main issue is that when I went to see the Doctor about my knee he poked it and sent me for a CAT scan, when the results came back he said there was nothing wrong with me knee and it would get better. After two months I still couldn't straighten it properly. I went to see my Chiropractor and he popped it back into place. A week later I could run on it.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 May 2011, 9:24, Reply)

I'd still start with a phsysiotherapist before resorting to a woo merchant, personally
but I agree, if it works then it works. It just happens to be a major bugbear of mine that use of greek words and some level of regulation somehow conveys medical respectability in some of these areas
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 3 May 2011, 9:26, Reply)

I only went to this guy
because he was recommended by a friend, I wouldn't just pick a one out of the phone book.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 May 2011, 9:28, Reply)

Oh, for sure.
I mean, these people are basically extended massage therapists but if the stuff they did didn't work they wouldn't get repeat business. It's people that rely on them that worry me as they've got no medical background so are likely to miss something medically dangerous while they are busy aligning your chakras or whatever
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 3 May 2011, 9:30, Reply)

physiotherapists are good.
I've finally had someone tell me what was wrong with my hip and I can now do something about it thanks to my physio. She gave me exercises to do which've really helped.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 3 May 2011, 9:28, Reply)

This is what I'd been led to believe.
Osteo = real medical people
Chiro = hippy cunts

I don't know what to think now...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 May 2011, 9:18, Reply)

Won't your doctor recommend anyone?

( girlinthehole, Tue 3 May 2011, 9:19, Reply)

Just because osteo is Greek for bone doesn't actually mean they are medically trained.
They are regulated, yes, and they have to have degrees in Osteopathy. You can have a degree in homeopathy, too, and that's a greek word as well.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 3 May 2011, 9:21, Reply)

So's 'paedophile'.
EH? EH?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 May 2011, 9:24, Reply)

....
....

you got me.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 3 May 2011, 9:26, Reply)

*folds arms smugly*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 May 2011, 9:29, Reply)