or send them to Hull/Croydon/Mether Tydfill
delete as applicable
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:35, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Merthyr?
Steady on. Have you ever been to Merthyr?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:42, Reply)

No, but as it is in South wales I assume it is an almighty shit hole
the kind of place where dreams go to die
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:43, Reply)

Your mum went there to die
Or she would have if you were AA. Or Swipe
(Bazongaloid, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:44, Reply)

Nah they would have gone to Bridgend to do the bridgend bungee

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:45, Reply)

Your mum did Bridgend

(Bazongaloid, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:46, Reply)

Is that why they keep topping themselves?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:47, Reply)

your mum likes toppings

(Bazongaloid, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:48, Reply)

that'll be why you asked her to shit on your chest

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:49, Reply)

your mum has a shit chest

(Bazongaloid, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:52, Reply)

I've been to Merthyr.
Once. Just the once.
( Kroney, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:48, Reply)

Never. Again.
I nearly got into a fight about 5 times on the first night.

You only have to look casually at someone, or let them hear you're not from around yer.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 12:14, Reply)

Your mum has

(Bazongaloid, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:43, Reply)

but she's never been to me
:'(
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:45, Reply)

your mum :'(

(Bazongaloid, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:47, Reply)

Your mum likes your "your mum" jokes.
Like my mum likes your mum.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:53, Reply)

Monty's mum likes everybody's mums

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:54, Reply)