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without psychochomps BBC links this place dies on its arsewww.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-17175112 - this is an attention seeking cunt. whats the worst thing you ever did for attention?
alt www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-17115643 who do you think will win in this fight? do we wade in and just start punching all the middle east like a chav wedding?
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Israel will wipe the floor with Iran.Unless one side or the other actually uses nuclear weapons, it won't be a contest.
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Kroney, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:16,
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They're hundreds of miles away from each otherthere won't be a ground war. It'll be planes and missiles.
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Kroney, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:19,
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but they could just stomp all over the nice new Iraq that we just finished fixing(, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:20, Reply)
No, they couldn't.Should either side send ground troops into Iraq, it'd drag the West into the war in order to defend Iraq from two, separate invasions.
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Kroney, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:24,
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and what if Iraq went 'oi oi lads, 'ave some of this'? and it put on an army hat and shot israel in the leg?(, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:25, Reply)
I've heard it's lush there nowmuch better than it was before
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:37,
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Israel are what military historians call"proper fucking mental" though. Egypt were the best example of how much of your arse you'll have handed to you on a plate if you poke them too much.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:34,
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Simply invade on a Friday, they won't be able to fight back(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:36,
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that was pretty much the mistake Egypt made.it's like nightclub bouncers. It's the small ones you should worry about
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:36,
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couldn't be, I like bacon way too much.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:43,
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ssshhh. If you blow my cover Mossad will proper fuck me up.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:47,
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I've been to the Egyptian War Museum in Cairo. There is a satue outside of a (modern looking) Egyptian soldier and underneath it says something like "World's Greatest Warrior".
Not against the Israelis in 56,67 & 73 they weren't.
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They consider the world to be from the start of the Nile to Carthage only(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:40,
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In 1973 they dug their tanks in, in the desert. And than back filled sand behind the tanks.
The Israelis took shooting practice at the tanks because they had a greater range.
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If the US invaded IsraelI would be hard pressed on who to back for the win. The Israelis are *hard*. They're easily the most powerful military in the Middle East, even if they're not the largest.
As a nation, they're the wiry little scrote with the broken nose that nobody messes with. I reckon the tourist board ought to change the tagline on their holiday adverts to "Israel; we just don't give a fuck".
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Kroney, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:44,
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Cohen is a tedious turd.I've done loads of things for attention, having performed in front of crowds ranging from a small handful to a few thousand in various capacities and in various countries over the past couple of decades. I am quite a shy person IRL so why I have put myself through this shit so many times is anyone's guess.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:20,
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Too much facial hair for meBesides, his missus could easily deck me.
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Kroney, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:24,
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the £5 for 500mb was a guestimate, its all set by the carryers.I know data accounts are silly money whatever they are.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:24,
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oh right ok then, i thought playstation were going to be top dogand do the same as they did with the PS3, free downloads and online play and that (i have no idea what i'm talking about it here, i'm only interested for the nephews)
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nah, they aint involved, in the same way nokia aint involved in your minuotes.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:30,
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thought as much, they should set up an agreement with O2 or orange and set up allowances and stuff(, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:34, Reply)
cohen can be funny until a billion cunts copy everything he says a billion times.Some cunt just fucking sat next to me on the tube... All the seats except 4 are empty. I fucking hate it when that happens.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:29,
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I did a shit in a lift. I assume it was for attention. Alt: Stay well out of it. It's not like we have enough soldiers for any other sort of ground operation other than Afghanistan. We should keep out multi million pound missiles safely aboard the navy vessels where they live.
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or send them to Hull/Croydon/Mether Tydfilldelete as applicable
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:35,
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No, but as it is in South wales I assume it is an almighty shit holethe kind of place where dreams go to die
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:43,
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Your mum went there to dieOr she would have if you were AA. Or Swipe
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Nah they would have gone to Bridgend to do the bridgend bungee(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:45,
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Is that why they keep topping themselves?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:47,
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that'll be why you asked her to shit on your chest(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:49,
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Never. Again. I nearly got into a fight about 5 times on the first night.
You only have to look casually at someone, or let them hear you're not from around yer.
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Your mum likes your "your mum" jokes.Like my mum likes your mum.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:53,
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Was that this morning? Your colleagues won't be impressed. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:44,
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Sacha baron Cohen does best when he makes interviwies look stupidthe gross out and overly outrageous bits are less convincing.
Alt: I am bored of th lot of them to be honest, the religeous, nationala nd tribal aspects of most countries in the middle east make them fundamentally unstable, therefore i say fuck'em, as unless those core beliefs change, nothing will ever change and they will continue to life in the dark ages.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:35,
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but we need their oilsustainable fuels will take decades to reach anything close to the energy output we get from those sandy cunts
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Wait, are you saying this is all about oil?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:38,
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no i'm saying that we can't let the middle east kick off because we like petrol(, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:44, Reply)
It's not even mother's day.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:48,
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Most of our oil doesn't come from anywhere near the Middle East.Neither, I believe, does that of the US
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Kroney, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:46,
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you're right, but is nice to have a back up,a nd keep supplies accessible or prices hit the roof(, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:52, Reply)
I think we smashed though the roof a while ago(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:55,
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This is true of most things apart from advanced stage ebola(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 12:04,
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The solution to both is obviousWe send in Sacha Baron Cohen to sort out the whole sorry mess.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:55,
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I might go to the cinema tonight, anybody recommend anything that's out at the moment?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 12:08,
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You recommend Darth Foxtrot as a bender from personal experience?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 12:15,
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There's a film out called Wanderlust.I think Lusty is being played by Jennifer Aniston, but I don't know who's playing Monty. I assume it'll be an 18, on account of all the massive drugs.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 27 Feb 2012, 12:13,
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The Woman In Black is meant to be OK(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 12:15,
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The book is excellent, the play is excellent, however the Mrs wants to see the film and she's not about tonight(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 12:17,
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The author attended the same grammar school as my mumThis school also produced the fantastic Delia Derbyshire.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 12:20,
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Stop that banging you cunt I'm on the telly. Cohens best work... Says it all. His wife is hot though.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 12:13,
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I like gingers (
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 12:15,
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That's because you are fat and they are the only ones who'll go for you(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 12:16,
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If all he could attract was Isla Fisher, then he's doing alright for himself.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 12:21,
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You sad simple twat (
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 12:21,
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You sad simple twat(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 12:25,
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There was a ginger girl at school known as Mumra(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 12:26,
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We had a mumra too but he had bad eczema (
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 12:36,
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a woman has a difficult birth with her first child and as soon as it pops out the doctors whisk it away to intensive care10 minutes later the doctor comes back and says, "I have good news and bad news"
"Oh god" replies the woman, "what's the bad news?"
"I'm afraid your baby is ginger" the doctor explains.
"Oh ok...then what's the good news?"
"it's dead."
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 12:25,
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It's funny because they don't have souls(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 12:26,
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