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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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That's because you are fat and they are the only ones who'll go for you
( , Mon 27 Feb 2012, 12:16, Reply)
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If all he could attract was Isla Fisher, then he's doing alright for himself.
( , Mon 27 Feb 2012, 12:21, Reply)
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a woman has a difficult birth with her first child and as soon as it pops out the doctors whisk it away to intensive care
10 minutes later the doctor comes back and says, "I have good news and bad news"
"Oh god" replies the woman, "what's the bad news?"
"I'm afraid your baby is ginger" the doctor explains.
"Oh ok...then what's the good news?"
"it's dead."
( , Mon 27 Feb 2012, 12:25, Reply)
10 minutes later the doctor comes back and says, "I have good news and bad news"
"Oh god" replies the woman, "what's the bad news?"
"I'm afraid your baby is ginger" the doctor explains.
"Oh ok...then what's the good news?"
"it's dead."
( , Mon 27 Feb 2012, 12:25, Reply)
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