In general I am very much a morning person.
However today I have a streaming cold and would be in bed were it not for the generous terms of my lovely employer: I cannot afford to take a single day's sick until 2013 as I won't get paid for it. So WOE IS ME.

Alt: No benders, spazzers or foreigns.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 8:22, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Is that legal?

(berk, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 8:27, Reply)

Yes. Three days paid, then fuck all.
Gotta love those Hebrews. So generous.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 8:32, Reply)

*leaves the country*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 8:29, Reply)

Stop all the Wah Wah Wah Wah you great soft shite.
It's a cold, not malaria. Get a grip.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 8:30, Reply)

Maybe it's meningitis. Or AIDS.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 8:32, Reply)

No it's a cold you howling low intellect mincer. Sort yourself out.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 8:45, Reply)

We can but hope, eh?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 28 Feb 2012, 8:46, Reply)

Liver failure

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 8:50, Reply)

I prefer to think of it as 'liver success'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 8:52, Reply)

I don't get ill
maybe you should try that?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 8:53, Reply)

Dude,
you have a pretend 'comedy' identity on the internet, with a supporting cast of ficitious imbeciles with names like 'Tricky' and 'Sasha'. You are the most blatantly ill person on here.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 8:58, Reply)

duuuuuuuuuuuuuude
if you really think that, your the mentally ill one, tricky's behind me now making a sports drink, sasha went to work for a company in Tonbridge, and when she changed her facebook status to 'works at Fidelity' I replied with

'tahts not what i heard'
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 9:01, Reply)

Making a sports drink?

(TheColonel, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 9:01, Reply)

you know protein shake thing
he and malc set up a gym in our backroom and they've been getting their homoerotic on for months
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 9:03, Reply)

*does 'cuckoo' gesture*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 9:05, Reply)

i don't know why you think they are fictional, this is quite troubling

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 9:10, Reply)