just for jeff
i don't need much sleep so i'm always up early and happy about it, and always late to bed and happy about that too.

law? lots of good suggestions on here. getting rid of the filthy inept greedy cunting tube drivers (last night's was a peach, he only announced the change in destination AFTER we left earl's court, meaning i ended up in the arse end of nowhere in sw london, the useless cunt) is my favourite.

so long as the law includes making bob crow the first person to be hung, drawn and quartered this century, i'm on board with that.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 9:31, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1542893
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 9:32, Reply)

pictures are hung, people are hanged
however, hung drawn and quartered is the exception, sorry dude. because the victim was not "hanged by the neck until dead" - he was strung up for a bit, then cut down, drawn through the streets, and finally disembowelled. his internal parts were burned and the body cut into four pieces, which were then displayed around various parts of the city. if the executioner was particularly skilful, the poor sod was still alive to watch his own entrails burn.

actually, now i see it written down, that's nowhere near enough for bob crow.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 9:35, Reply)

Why would that be an exception?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hanged,_drawn_and_quartered
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 9:39, Reply)

pass
i've only ever seen it as "hung" - there's even a pub called "the hung drawn and quartered". i'd have to do more googling than this morning's workload would allow!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 9:49, Reply)

Directly opposite where I sit. I can see it right now.
True story.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 9:53, Reply)

funny little pub that is
mmm. pub.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 9:55, Reply)

surely you're still on water?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 9:55, Reply)

mostly yeah
have had the occasional treat. i got corrupted by a b3tan a couple of weeks ago. and i have a client lunch on thu. but generally it's been nil by mouth since new year.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 9:56, Reply)

"makes a comment about stunned's 'patch' being the pavement outside a pub"

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 9:55, Reply)

Watch out for the sick, that's my lunch.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 10:00, Reply)

Could you pop over there and tell them it is "hanged"?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 9:55, Reply)

my very basic understanding was that "hanged" meant "until dead"
but i'd have to do some criminal legal research to establish the actual position. and i can't see my clients accepting that on the bill!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 9:56, Reply)

LEAVE BOB CROW ALONE.
YOU'RE KILLING HIM!!!!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 9:39, Reply)

I should hope so too
even as a borderline socialist I think the man is the worst kind of hypocrtical cunt.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 9:43, Reply)

Piggy-eyed sack of shit.


I don't mind Bob Crow thoughLOLOLOLOLOL
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 9:45, Reply)

i say.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 9:46, Reply)

Yeah? Well...
you're a fucking cunt.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 9:53, Reply)

I sure am. Yes siree.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 9:59, Reply)

sadly not
this voodoo doll isn't working
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 9:49, Reply)

cut out the middleman and just shove the fucking pins in him.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 9:51, Reply)

i would
but he's too fat to feel it :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 9:55, Reply)

I can get you some really big pins.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 9:56, Reply)

They're swords, aren't they?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 28 Feb 2012, 9:58, Reply)

I call 'em pins..
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 10:01, Reply)

i bet every one of your ex boyfriends thought the same about you

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 9:58, Reply)

I'm quite enjoying that documentary series about the tube at the moment.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 28 Feb 2012, 9:47, Reply)

I found the revenue protection officers a bit depressing
they only seem to catch the idiots and poor people.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 10:02, Reply)

thats what they're for

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 10:05, Reply)

I know but there are loads of people wagging the fare
who, if a little smart, get away with it. The officers were catching morons.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 10:27, Reply)

They were a bit.
Last week's was a sad indictment on the "I don't give a fuck about anyone" attitude of people when that poor bint got stabbed and thrown on the track so they had to close the station, much to the annoyance one particularly hard faced cow. "But how am I supposed to get to Hammersmith?"
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 28 Feb 2012, 10:06, Reply)

She's got a point, well made

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 10:11, Reply)

Bob crow is a cock, a big fat cock, the biggest damned cock in the whole wide world.
/ac
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 10:03, Reply)