Off TopicAre you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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Grown up thread.Why isn't /OT as good as it used to be? What's with all the bitchiness?
Have we all seen this hilarious news story?
Alt: Lunch or something. I really couldn't give a fuck what any of you not-on-a-diet bastards are eating, but I believe it's customary to constantly beaker about food.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 20 Mar 2012, 12:36,
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It's because we don't have our own Mod.I think we should petition Rob to appoint a /offtopic mod.
Alt: yeah, should do some of that.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Mar 2012, 12:38,
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Who the fuck would want to mod this place?It'd have to be somebody without any grudges against another poster, which immediately rules out all the posters that are most often around.
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Kroney, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 12:41,
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The only way to control people is to lie to them(
Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 12:43,
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Unfortunately, it is all too often true that suppressors to a creative action must be removed before construction and creation takes place(
Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 12:47,
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Seriously fuck off you fucking druggled prick(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 12:50,
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The one impulse in man which cannot be erased is his impulse toward freedom, his impulse toward sanity, toward higher levels of attainment in all of his endeavorsOr so I thought. *sigh*
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 12:52,
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I'M BEING SERIOUS YOUR A DRUGGIE FAILURESTOP BULLYING ME
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 12:58,
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His daughter is proof of quite the opposite, I'd say.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:03,
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to be fairthat only proves his ex was capable.
i'm just saying...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:15,
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If you all insist, I'll do it.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 12:49,
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Good is relativeI think it's better now than it was in the Home Sweet Home thread days. There's nothing sadder than people having fucking pretend tea parties on a message board.
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Kroney, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 12:39,
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But when I first got here it was at least funny.Anfd if there *was* bitchiness and cruelty, it was by all of us at a common target outside of /OT.
These days we're like a couple that's barely clinging to a facade of marriage for the sake of the children, when everyone knows they'd rather eat shit than be civil to each other.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 20 Mar 2012, 12:42,
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Is there something wrong in your personal life that you'd like to tell the class about?(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 12:44,
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HahahhaThat did sound a little bitter, didn't it?
No, I'm fine thank you.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 20 Mar 2012, 12:46,
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I don't think it's that serious.I think the problem is that everyone seems to think everyone else is serious. It's all just a bit of fun, no?
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Mar 2012, 12:58,
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There was a right cringeworthy phase of people linking up their lies on qotw so that the offtopic 'crew' could amaze at what interesting lives they had(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 12:43,
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Those 'stories' that end in particularly contrived punor the ones where halfway through you realise they're talking about a 'character' in a 'film' are why I stopped reading QOTW.
They are unremittingly dull.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 20 Mar 2012, 12:45,
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SOMETHING ABOUT LOOKING FOR DROIDS!!11!!!!(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 12:47,
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I miss the good old days of lolling at fantasists who'd beaten up drug dealers and peedos and then had sex with someone(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 12:48,
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I remember the days of /all where you could see how close you were to winningand the complaints when it was taken away because "people were rigging the vote"
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:05,
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/OT is just fine, it cahnges as people arrive and leave, that's allCome Dine With me is past it's prime and should be put out to pasture.
alt: I eated mine already
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 12:44,
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I don't get why anyone would dislike or argue with anyone else.It's an internet message board, who cares.
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Your tees are shit and you are mummy's boy shitcunt(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 12:45,
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It's not as goodBecause I'm office based these days, meaning I'm too busy to keep you all entertained with my fantastic jokes.
I haven't had a LTI for months.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 12:45,
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how we've missed you jeffywhat's up with you being in an office then?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 12:46,
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I was working on my own beforeBut these days I'm in a open plan office, so I don't arse about on line. It's a shame as I have a headful of puns and no outlet!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 12:53,
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I'm now picturing you sitting in the office trying to supress these punswhispering them quietly when you think no one can hear and the occasional one being suddenly shouted out and you having to try to cover it up.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 12:58,
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I don't.It's far too close to the truth.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:08,
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I read that as"a handful of penis"
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:07,
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As I said recently, I think it's worse now because the insults we're throwing are a lot more personal, as we now know each other betterPreviously it was just dirt flinging, now people set out to cause shit, as
Aye, I saw that, and decided that the guy probably deserved it for going on that shite programme anyway.
Alt: Lasagne with steamed veg
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 12:45,
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I never know why people let out personal shit about themselves on here(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 12:47,
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Because the majority of us get on well with one another, so see no reason why not to.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 12:47,
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yeah, but some posters will pick you up on personal things and relentlessly use them against you(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 12:48,
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There are some things I keep quiet that I wouldn't want coming out, yes.But I don't see why I shouldn't talk about anything, in case someone decides to rip into me for it.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 12:52,
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that's fine, but it's not their problem is it?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 12:53,
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They're the ones who have a problem with it(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 12:53,
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especially when you post stuff about having a small penis(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 12:51,
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God you really were drunk that night, eh?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 12:54,
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Because personally I don't really care.I don't feel the need to hide behind a series of deranged personae and if I get called a 'fucken druggie prick' every now and then I am able to cope with this without reaching for the delete button and having a meltdown.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 12:52,
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I saw it (the show) yesterday, because I couldn't be arsed turning the channel overand they were all really nice about the girl hosting. I was surprised, because I thought it was usually a total massacre. Maybe I only hear about the ones where someone ends up in tears.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 20 Mar 2012, 12:48,
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It might have been an old episode.When it was daytime TV, the guests were more friendly to one another, and it was generally more pleasant. Then it became evening viewing, and they'd go out of their way to pick people who would argue with one another, a la Wife Swap, Big Brother, etc.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 12:53,
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I only just read the story.I didn't know Battered had been on CDWM
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:01,
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I'm still voting for it being vaguely betterthan internet tea days. But that's not saying much
Alt: Houmous and carrot sticks.
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 12:51,
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that's not lunchit's an arabian rabbit's snack
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 12:52,
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Ah, you're a fellow diet sufferer.*underfed high fives*
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 20 Mar 2012, 12:52,
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It's not having much effectbut I'm back on the walking again, did two miles this morning, and am trying to steel myself for three miles tonight.
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 12:59,
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The good news iswalking burns as many calories as running. Or something. I forget.
I've lost about half a stone already, and I'm feeling much better for it. Only another two and a half stone to get back to my wedding weight.
/porker
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:06,
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I'm not weighing myselftoo much potential to go fuck it and start eating cake. Good luck with it :)
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:11,
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I'll still be a bloater next month at Jeffstock.You can laugh and point if you like.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:12,
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So will Iit can be reciprocal. Looking forward to it?
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:25,
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Hello darling.What was the era between HSH and "This is all so shit" called? Bertaceous Period? "Good"?
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 12:56,
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Sup Dawg.Glad Iceland was good.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 12:59,
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I'm voting for 'the Drama years'how are you doing? It's a scandalous shame you're not around more
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 12:58,
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I know, I know.I'll pop in occasionally. How are things?
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:02,
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Boring and joblesshowever it does mean I get lots of tv watching done. How about you; how's the work?
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:05,
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I have 2500 words and am meant to submit the last draft my tutor can look at by FridayI'm hiding. At least I have the question, so if you want to talk about the accounts of conversion in book 8 of Confessions I'm all ears!!! God I hate my life.
Thinking about applying for an MA though, which makes the whole thing even more hilarious.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:08,
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You want to know what's even sadder?I know what you're talking about :( yeah go on tell me the question.
...You are just a glutton for punishment.
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:12,
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Nah I'm just comparing themes (bondage, education, societal pressures)and also discussing why they're included (inspiration, examples of how to do a PROPER CHRISTIAN CONVERSION) It's a bit shit. And relies heavily on John Starnes.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:14,
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I'll replace every reference to Augustine withFUCKINGSHITINE
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:22,
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Haha I didn't know Augustine was into bondageyou learn something new every day
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:26,
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Whenever I pop back in it's either shit or people complaining it's shit.I'm not sure which is worse.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 12:54,
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people complaining it's shit is fucking annoyingAs the best one here I feel that i can say this with some authority
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 12:55,
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Saying "this is shit" won't make it any more shit.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 12:57,
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oh yes i9t will it's dull as fuck and disclaims any responsibility for being part of the problem.it's all user generated, if you think it's shit, do something interesting. This is why Quinten rules. He actually makes stuff happen, which is more than most of us can say.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:07,
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That's the thingI think it's shit therefore I don't bother. Hence me posting here for the first time in about 2 weeks.
I think I've said the word shit a bit too much.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:12,
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If it's any consolationI did pepper my complaining with a link, a question and an alt.
please don't hate me
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 20 Mar 2012, 12:59,
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I could never hate you B3thThe work our "hero nurses" do for the elderly should be commended
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:03,
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Or people talking about people saying it is shit(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:00,
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Are you complaining that I'm making it shit by saying it's shit because people are saying it's shit?(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:03,
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SHIT THE SHIT OFF YOU FUCKEN SHIT(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:04,
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RIGHT I'M GOING TO SHIT ON THE MODS(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:07,
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Don't do that before you shit yourself(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:12,
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YOUR ALL FUCKEN SHITTY SHITTERS(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:13,
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Bill Withers less successful......(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:22,
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How do you make a duck into a soul singer?Put it in a microwave till it's Bill Withers
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:25,
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No, that would be shitThere is an occasional tendency for people to over analyse things.
I prefer it when we all just call each other "bender"
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:08,
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That's shit AND gay.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:10,
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You are Avaturd the Last Shitbender.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:14,
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Shits with Wolves in Space(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:26,
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The Never Ending Lavatory (
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:40,
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Yeah, but none of them are aroundduring the day. Not often enough, anyway. No point having a mod that can't mod when all the shit happens.
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Kroney, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:04,
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Hello.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:15,
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Except he is never in here for more than two minutes at a time.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:09,
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Yeah, actually, I only discounter Jeff and DG for the same reasonsIt'll just have to be Quinten then.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:13,
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I'd vote for you too.Want to put yourself forward?
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:20,
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Yeah, I'd totally mod the FUCK out of this place.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:21,
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Actually I'd like to see you Mod Bobster, I think it's do you good.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:08,
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I have far too much of a temper and would ban Al all the time. I am not responsible enough for such power.
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Yet you are training to be a teacher?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:19,
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That you have too much of a temper?That you are not responsible for such power?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:23,
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WHY YOU ANGRY WITH ME BOBBY?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:33,
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I'm one of the world's least patient peoplebut get me in a classroom and I will explain the same thing over and over again in different ways until a pupil gets it.
Teaching is a job, same as any other. You learn to curb your homicidal urges.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:24,
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I'm sure he'll be fineHe's a stoner - they make the best teachers.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:27,
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My point wasn't meant to be sarcasticOne of my friends is a massive stoner and is an excellent teacher.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:33,
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I've been stoned at work several timesIt doesn't affect my ability to waste the day on the internet.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:34,
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I'd be a great MODThanks to my fantastic taste in suits and my extensive Fred Perry polo shirt collection.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:14,
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I don't get on enough during the dayAfter repeated discussions of internet usage it would be taking the piss a bit.
I do browse on my phone but it's a pain to post.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:15,
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Just see yourself as Batman, silent during the day but still monitoring then active and badass at night when you're not cooking poncey shit and putting pics on fb
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I made an ace chilli last nightPics to follow!
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:22,
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I had a second helping for lunch todaygod help the woman sitting behind me in the office this afternoon.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:38,
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You lot need some proper man the fuck up about you.I've often seen people say OT is like /talk used to be when it was "good".
For me that's utter bollocks but if it were true then this is what's going to happen to you:
You will all realise you can't stand each other and you are all a bunch of irritating cunts. You will then start to pick on people to bully, what few of you are left that actually give a fuck. Most of you will leave and the few that are left will scrape whatever barrels are left for some lols.
YAY!!! it'll be a blast, enjoy it!
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:11,
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There's already been some high profile departuresSmeagol for one, he was alright
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:14,
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i can't think of anyone else
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:15,
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It's his b3tards account that quinten keeps using(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:17,
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As well as Phil Collins?Oh dear. It gets worse.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:31,
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Yer, Al's still somewhat venomous to him based on the whole facebook debacle (
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:19,
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They fell out on Facebook over who hated you most.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:24,
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AL said he hoped Vipros' wedding went terribly especially based on his facial herpes (it was bad nigger) Vipros was understandably upset AND TOTALLY FUCKED ALS SHIT UP BY DELETING HIM AS AN INTERNET FACEBOOK PRETEND FRIENDfricking internet war got declared
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:25,
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Al still has a baseball bat with nails in it stashed under his bed(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:28,
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He built a new shed just to house his arsenal.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:30,
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He gazzed me a while back, seems to be doing well for himself.THEY ALL GAZ ME WHEN THEY WANT A CHIMICHURRI RECIPE.
That's all I am to them. That and a fucken druggie prick failure, obv.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:21,
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Fucker, thinks he's too good for the rest of us, WHO THE HELL DOES HE THINK HE IS !!!!11!!(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:23,
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I have no idea who that is.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:16,
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Some bloke who had the misfortune of being a stunt double on lotr without the need for makeupwookie
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:17,
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I thought we'd been scraping the barrel for months.Are you saying it can get even shitter than this?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:15,
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Yer, one thread days with twenty odd responses aint too far off(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:16,
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We already have them at the weekendwhen you lot are off having social lives and stuff.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:22,
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go have a look at /talk.this is you bunch next year, with less pun threads and even more chats about foooooood and swipey beakering.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:17,
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I'm trying to pull /OT down from the inside.Like a kind of internet backstreet abortion.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:20,
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I like to think this place went downhill after I started posting here.I IZ LIEK INTERNETZ AIDZ!!!!!
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:21,
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*mass deletion of accounts and suicides*(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:20,
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should be a fun christmas!(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:21,
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In all the broad Universe there is no other hope for Man than ourselves.The sudden and abrupt deletion of all individuals occupying the lower bands of the social order would result in an almost instant rise in the cultural tone and would interrupt the dwindling spiral into which any online society may have entered.
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:23,
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dude, calm yourselfgoing on about how your a druggie prick doesn't make it seem anymore like you're ok with being a druggie prick
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There is only one security, and when you've lost that security, you've lost everything you've got.And that is the security of confidence in yourself; to be, to create, to make any position you want to make for yourself. And when you lose that confidence, you've lost the only security you can have. ... Self-confidence is self-determinism. One's belief in one's ability to determine his own course.
As long as one has that, he's got the universe in his pocket. And when he hasn't got that, not all the pearls in China nor all the grain and corn in Iowa can give him security, because that's the only security there is. (unless you happen to own a samurai sword)
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:34,
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I got the po-po in my pocket, yo.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:36,
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you could always flounce and show us all how it's done?a proper bertdown like?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:21,
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I'm sorry doll, I don't do the drama.I'll leave the OMG WTF!!11!!!11!! to you.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:24,
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Capt Hood-Butter should be the King of the Mods, the ACE FACE.(thanks to b3th for the reminder)
That dude was absolutely superb.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:19,
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fuck that. he's cooll but he did do an ubber flounce a while back.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:20,
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well he does fly his own helicopter(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:21,
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MATURE models and all.They're better. Like it is with cheddar.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:23,
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And all that in between running ahighly successful recording studio.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:26,
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You have omitted to mention the festival.Also the swimming the channel.
Also the Pink Floyd tribute band.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:29,
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DONT FORGET FRONTING CAMBRIDESHIRES FOURTEENTH MOST SUCCESSFUL COVERS BAND OF 1987 'blue hazeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:30,
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I don't drink but I'm still mad me, and i get to see birds tits down the strip joint FOR FREE !!!!!!(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:35,
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...as I collect the glasses.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:38,
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If you're going to flounce, do it in your own rotor-based vehicle, I always say.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:22,
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Is that like an 'Über flounce', but for fat people?(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:21,
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no it's a go shove those umlauts up your cockend and shit out Poland.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:23,
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Is it actually possible to gaz yourself, though?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:25,
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I'm sorry Q, all mods are cunts, I don't think you could do that. Sadtimes :'((
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:27,
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i'm a massive cunt honest guvi'd proper ban anyone that didn't do a good on the internet
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I'm sorry Q, you're too nice to be a mod(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:30,
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Conclusive proof there.The mod response would have been to insult me, ban me then deport me to a b3ta death camp.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:33,
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I LUVES FREAD DELETINS!!!11!!!!(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:40,
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RUIN ALL THE FUN WHY DON'T YOU [insert member here]????(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:42,
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I tried to insert it there and now my screen is all smeary.And I've been fired.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:44,
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RIGHT, THAT'S IT! I'M DECLARING MYSELF A MOD AND YOU'RE ALL BANNED(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:43,
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it's a bit like a chimps' tea party on here today(
rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:49,
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The title of this thread is an irono-lol classic.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:44,
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I know you are, you said you arebut what am I?
Please don't asnswer that one.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:45,
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ironolol sounds like something you inject up your toesnails, you druggie prick(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:45, Reply)
A medical degree AND a pilot's licence?Are you sure you're not really Captain Hoodbutter?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:52,
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if you say it in an arnie voice it sounds full of win.IF IT IRONOLOLZ WE CAN KILL IT
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:47,
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I'll irono your lol in a minute you fucking dick.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:46,
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RIGHT THATS IT IM G@ZZIN QUINTEM(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:46,
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THATZ CUZ U IZ A CRYBABY!!!!(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:48,
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It was a classic 'Swipe removal by Chompy(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:49,
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One good thing is that I'm doing a lot more work now these dull teddious one uppmanships are going on.There are quite a few people who have come off as pathetic in my eyes, over the last few days. As hated or whatever that Quintin seems to be, he's doing what he set out to do, troll people. So what if someone has a photo of his head (weather thats him or not) and it got photoshopped onto a bloke outside KFC or the guy from Cocktail, it's hardly imaginative or well done. At least photoshopping him in an incriminating/porn/whatever way would make people giggle. And it's not like he has used any information that wasn't posted on here by other people first.
It's all a bit pathetic when wobbling and private gazing gets involved.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:49,
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If he'd done it in a 'porn way' I'd be fucking livid.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:51,
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If he did your kid/family/lusty/etc, then me too, it's too far. But if he photoshopped my head with a dozen willies all over the place, I'd probably lol.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:58,
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It's more the 'getting the sack' aspect tbh(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 14:08,
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Just wait till Roota gets internet in her new gaff.She'll sort em all out.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:51,
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Awww Gonz, but it's fun to watch the wobbling :'((
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:52,
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i think somebody must have gazzed him, its understandable reallyi find this all rather tedious
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It really isn't.It's like the special school on an outing to McDonalds.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:53,
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I love a bit of wobbling, I love a bit of trolling.But essenchally going "IM RIGHT YOUR WRONG" is dull.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 14:09,
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human nature.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:52,
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already eaten ta.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:58,
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Right, I have to go and actually do some work now.Monty, I'm leaving you in charge of my thread. Try to look after it, you drugged up povvo cunt.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:56,
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I'll be your mod.I don't have anyone on ignore, I am anti-censorship, I don't give a crap about this place most of the time, and any friends I met on here have mostly returned to real life so there'll be no favouritism. Also, I don't want the power therefore I'm incorruptible. I'll probably start by shutting the place down.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:57,
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Too orange-men-y for crows.Norn Iron lols.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 14:00,
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It's nice that the Nationalist section of NI are behind us Londoners in our fight against the Treansport unions(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 14:02,
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They lack a good protestant work ethic.(
crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 14:05,
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don't we allHow's Brizzle today? I think I wouldn't mind moving back one day
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 14:06,
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I'm in sunny New Cross todaybut Brizzle was fine when I left it this morning. Sunny and laidback, as always. A bit like myself, y'know?
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 14:08,
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I once got badly sunburnt just from looking at a postcard of Blackpool.(
crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 14:12,
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Good news! MMPS might not die:www.food.gov.uk/news/newsarchive/2012/mar/scotdiet
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 14:06,
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I'm part wop, I eat wop foods.Hopefully I'll die shoving something up my cockend and attempting to shit something else out.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 14:08,
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You can all go shove deep fried spaghetti up your cockend and shit out Berlesconi
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 14:11,
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I hate when Americans call macaroni cheesemac and cheese
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 14:15,
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I hate when Americans breathe.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 14:16,
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i hate when americans come over here and there all american in your face(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 14:18, Reply)
fucking hell people, can OT not even do a good insult without it being bitchy and mean?You can all go shove [insert item here] up your cockend and shit out [remove other item here]
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 14:07,
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Would someone please start a new thread?Thanks in advance.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 14:15,
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can it be one witha mutually agreed no bullying policy please? its dull(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 14:16, Reply)
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