I'd love a car that I could crawl into, and just say "take me to work."
I could get an extra hours kip.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 9:40, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

I don't see why you should have to do the crawling yourself
How about a bed which sprouts wheels and smoothly transports you to work?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 9:43, Reply)

Sprouts would make terrible wheels.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 9:43, Reply)

It's all about craftsmanship old boy
If we get into sprout-carving as a profession now we'll be ahead of the curve when the bed/car revolution comes.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 9:45, Reply)

Good luck on Dragons' Den.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 9:52, Reply)

I actually have a brilliant idea for making money on Dragons' Den, no idea why it hasn't already been done
You know they all have those big piles of money to demonstrate how ludicrously wealthy they are? I show them this thing called a "gun" and I get them to put that money in a "bag". And then I show them a "clean pair of heels".
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 9:55, Reply)

heels buttocks
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 10:02, Reply)

What, mine? Really?
Spalshback...
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 10:03, Reply)

Darth, I reckon yours are spotless and gleaming.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 10:07, Reply)

Sprout wheels would wear out too quickly
mindpiss
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 9:44, Reply)