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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Chill out with us lot instead, tell us the story of how at the all girls boarding school, for ages 17-22, you and all your friends decided to have a pillow fight.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 20:19,
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I went to boarding school.
There were very few pillow fights.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 10 Apr 2012, 20:20,
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Don't let facts get in the way of a good story !
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 20:22,
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I did go to a boarding school
but it had boys too and I was just a day pupil.
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berk, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 20:30,
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I was also privately educated.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 20:53,
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/offtopic is full of poshos
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 20:56,
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poshosbenders
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 20:59,
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That too
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:02,
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I am very much not posh.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:00,
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Neither are you Becks.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:02,
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How does that work then?
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:05,
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Government assisted place scheme.
I grew up in fetid, abject poverty.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:06,
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Fairy Nuff.
I was just a bit worried you'd come out with some kind of Rik-from-the-Young-Ones answer.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:08,
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Simple
Not Dozer.
![](https://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT4lCcv2paD60jgSbGzvgbv_Ifzbx4wju45dsdyymc_jzykW8ll)
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:09,
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Dozer.
![](http://imworld.aufeminin.com/dossiers/D20120229/Kerry-Katona-144555_L.jpg)
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:11,
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We are through.
T H R O U G H.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:11,
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I was gonna post a picture of the Jade.
But I didn't want you getting all upset again, I know you miss her still.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:13,
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4 eva in mi hart
xxxx
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:15,
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Haha
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:12,
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Wait a minute, does she sing in Maroon 5?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:13,
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Yes*
* I know nothing of Maroon 5 apart from your claim to look like one.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:14,
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After than Big Brother racism row, Jade Goody, in an attempt to get in touch with 'the brother'
Formed a band to produce covers of Maroon 5.
And so Cameroon 5 was launched.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:15,
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LTMFI.
Before I hurt you.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:17,
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Culture Clubs less successful....
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:22,
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That is the B3ta meme that I detest the most.
It was never funny in the first place and it's just become a tedious exercise in tenuosity.
I'd rather read SpankyHanky.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:24,
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SpankyHanky...
Madonna's less successful....
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:25,
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I am putting you on ignore.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:27,
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Sorry PD.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:27,
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Even worse than "Whoa Nelly"?
Because that was bloody dire.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:31,
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Did that one get as much smug backslappery?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:32,
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Not to be confused with the Maroon 5 concept album where they played nothing but Manu Dibango covers.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:25,
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![](http://s2.b3ta.com/host/creative/37452/1334088909/heeeegh.jpg)
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:15,
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I bow down to your superior photoshop skills.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:27,
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Oh cool, I always wonder what living in one of those places would be like.
I imagine it would be like living across the hallway from work.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:06,
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