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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Bender does bendery things.
real men do stuff with hammers, mallets and saws.

Today I have broken a nail. This is shit.
This means I will have to cancel my upcoming Chanel modelling gig.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 18:37, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
You are just like a shipping lane.
Always chocka with seamen.

Oh, wait. you said Chanel. Not channel.

Never mind, i've typed it now.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 18:40, Reply)
YOU'RE full of seamen.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 18:48, Reply)
No. YOU ARE.
No returns.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 18:51, Reply)
benny

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 18:53, Reply)
deacon

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 18:59, Reply)
African Bum Cleaner

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 19:00, Reply)
you need a stand in hand model
I think dozer probably has ladylike hands
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 18:43, Reply)
I imagine he probably does.
I myself have old lady hands. Very dry and red. What they used to call 'dish pan hands'.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 18:47, Reply)
I have long and dextrous fingers.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 18:48, Reply)
Me too.
Long and thin. Piano playing fingers. Just a shame I can't play the piano really.

I'm quite good on the organ though.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 18:49, Reply)
huh huh

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 18:49, Reply)
I'm developing guitarist hands
left hand with short nails and tough skin and right hand with long scuffed nails. Also the right one is more muscular, but that's from the wanking
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 18:49, Reply)
You should switch hands occasionally
You know, for the wanking at least.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 18:50, Reply)
i'll try, but it's tricky
and that much thought just kills it
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 18:56, Reply)
Have a w... Oh.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 18:57, Reply)

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