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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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This raises a very profound question.
Is it intrinsically redundant to actually form words, when all one requires is a response from another person in recognition of a thought being experienced?

Also, I'm off for a pee. I'll be back in a minute.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:11, Reply)
uh

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:12, Reply)
You raised an existential question.
i was just running with it.

Christ, it's hardly Descartes, is it?
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:18, Reply)
a SEVEN minute piss.
Fucking hell.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:19, Reply)
I stopped off in the kitchen on the way back
AKSHULLY
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:20, Reply)
To empty YOUR BAG IN THE SINK
AND THAT TOOK YOU SEVEN MINUTES.

ha!
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:21, Reply)
I should think you would need to rehydrate after pissing for that long.

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:21, Reply)
b3th is like a camel.

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:22, Reply)
I've certainly got the hump now.

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:27, Reply)
It was your 'humps' I was going on about.

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:28, Reply)
Ohhhhhh
i see.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:29, Reply)
handy since you dudes are drought-ridden these days

/hoses down the garden for lols
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:29, Reply)
Are you calling b3th a dried up old hag?
That's really mean, Cavy.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:30, Reply)
I...um...sorry

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:32, Reply)
It's b3th you should be apologising to

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:34, Reply)
Eh?
What?
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:32, Reply)
She's such a rotten cow, b3th
Don't pay her any mind.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:33, Reply)
I trhink I accidentally insulted you

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:34, Reply)
Cavy hates you.
She told me that if you lot share cocktails on the weekend, she'll drink more than you.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:35, Reply)
and spit in her bit
wait?! How am I now being mean? I am too eaasily led
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:36, Reply)
*cries*

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:36, Reply)
S'ok I think b3th has put you on ignore now

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:37, Reply)
oh :(
i didn't mean to
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:40, Reply)
: (

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:40, Reply)
i know what'll cheer you up
a baby monkey going backwards on a pig!
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:49, Reply)
Are you having a go at her family now?
Christ you can't leave it alone, can you?
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:52, Reply)
damnit Tangles!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_sfnQDr1-o
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:52, Reply)
We've not got a hosepipe ban (yet)

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:31, Reply)
really?
I thought it was most of England
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:32, Reply)
We're having an 'Environmental Drought'
guaranteed no hosepipe ban.
It said so tonight on the news.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:34, Reply)
Most of the flat bits at low altitudes.

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:36, Reply)
Do you now.

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:30, Reply)
Not my feet...

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:30, Reply)
haha

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:31, Reply)
Oh man, one day I'll marry a women who can do a 7 minuite long piss.
Just think of the things you could get up too with a bladder like that.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:42, Reply)
i guess not
but I have the kind of scratchy throat that's going to give me a cold and I can't think straight
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:20, Reply)
Don't you come bringing your pestilent germs round bristol
Typhoid cavy.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:24, Reply)
PG b3ths

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:24, Reply)
It's me thats the typhoid one
she's just got germs.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:28, Reply)
Urrugh

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:30, Reply)
Meh, ciprofloxacin'll sort you out.

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:37, Reply)
Is it true
the generic name for viagra is mycoxyphlopin?
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:38, Reply)
alright Jef- WAIT A MINUTE.

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:40, Reply)
hee hee hee

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:41, Reply)
Nope
sildenafil. Sildenafil citrate, I believe.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:40, Reply)
I'm sure that was a syrup for the Sodastream.

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:41, Reply)
It was a funny joke!

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:43, Reply)
Oh
belm.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:48, Reply)
Never mind berk.
It was less funny than average.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:50, Reply)
Screw you bitch!

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:51, Reply)
That was ANOTHER joke.

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:51, Reply)
About berk's boyfriend's tiny cock, you mean?

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:55, Reply)
i heard he was mistaken for a girl until he was 12

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:56, Reply)
My cock's a-floppin'

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:50, Reply)
Rene Descartes
Was a drunken fart.

I drink therefore I am.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:20, Reply)

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