Some coppers on a bridge pointing a speed gun at me
I'm dreading the arrival of the inevitable letter
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:40, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

how fast were you going?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:40, Reply)

He was in bed with his sister!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:42, Reply)

with a spoon!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:43, Reply)

awful!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:44, Reply)

She went of her own accord!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:57, Reply)

When he's happy it says "Welcome to Jamaica Have a Nice Day"

(Bazongaloid, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:05, Reply)

Around the 100 mark, if I was over not very good, under maybe 6 points on a clean licence so alright really
M6 toll, everyone speeds on that fucker and I ent never seen coppers on it since it opened
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:44, Reply)

over 100mph equals automatic ban-hammer

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:44, Reply)

Yer, I am aware of this :(
But no points or something stupid like that. I sware if I ran someone over and killed them I'd get less
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:46, Reply)

you may be able to argue that your car is essential for your livelyhood

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:48, Reply)

Eight weeks worst, probs reduced to 3/4 weeks for work.
I can always use the Ferguson defence and see where it gets me
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:51, Reply)

You might get to chance to miss the points and do the speed awareness course.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:50, Reply)

That's within 10% of the limit. Doin the ton and being caught is automatic disqualification. UNLESS I GET SILKY NICK FREEMAN ON THE CASE

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:55, Reply)

Can't you do a Hamiltons and say I have no idea who was driving.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:59, Reply)

report the car stolen! say you haven't seen it since yesterday

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:02, Reply)

I'll take the punishment like a responsible citizen of this fair and sceptred Isle

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:14, Reply)

you'll probably get away with it though, they don't put film in their cameras

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:15, Reply)

it would be a stupid thing to do anyway
there's a massive fine for trying that on now. they realised too many people were slipping through the loophole.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:28, Reply)

+ and moan about it on here.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:29, Reply)

my mate got caught by the only speed camera in the north of scotland.
fucking dozy cunt.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:45, Reply)

Like most people on there I tend to think
IVE PAID FOUR POUNDS FOR THIS I DEMAND THE RIGHT TO SPEED!
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:46, Reply)

I've done 130 on that and still had some prick flashing me to fuck off out of his way

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:49, Reply)

He probably thought IVE BOUGHT AN AUDI I DESERVE THE RIGHT TO BE A PRICK!
I hope you rammed him off the road in your souped up Accord.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:51, Reply)

its alright they don't put film in all the cameras
they're just a deterrent
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:50, Reply)

Nah it were two coppers next to a police car pointing speed guns at motorists, it's fair to say that I'm well fucked

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:52, Reply)

yeah but they don't have film in them so you'll be ok

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:54, Reply)

Cheers Q

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:55, Reply)

glad to help

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:57, Reply)

they let me off at 98mph, you might be ok
my dad got done on the m6 toll. he was doing 99mph. copper dragged him into the cop car and started reading him the riot act. then a crackling noise and the radio blared into life: dangerous escaped criminal running down the m6 toll, all units mobilise immediately.

policeman turns to my dad. "did you hear that? that, sir, is your lucky day. now piss off."

my dad pissed off. at 69mph.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:12, Reply)

Could you somehow work in a bit about how he kicked the school bully into this story?


Cheers.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:14, Reply)

I ent got tits. Srsly I'm screwed.
WHY ME !!!!!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:16, Reply)

Tell them you saw two suspecious looking men in dark clothing
point a gun at your car and you paniced.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:19, Reply)

You know, I've not once been done by a stationary camera
it's always been those cunts in the vans.
( Kroney, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:19, Reply)

moobs'll do

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:23, Reply)

They didn't have you on a speed gun though.
So they were only really guessing at your speed

If they've got a gun out they're after people. Although, fair does, it could just be to scare people as the M6 toll never has any police on it.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:44, Reply)