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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Yay
Pay review time.....
This year I will be getting... fuck all
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:23, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Pay review time.....
This year I will be getting... fuck all
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:23, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
bad luck sporters
*sets up "Sporters Relief"*
*Makes David Walliams swim the fucking Atlantic*
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:24, Reply)
*sets up "Sporters Relief"*
*Makes David Walliams swim the fucking Atlantic*
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:24, Reply)
I'd pay money to see him swim that bit off the coast of SA
in between the mainland and some seal island. In a black wetsuit.
The one which is fucking teeming with seal-hungry great whites.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:27, Reply)
in between the mainland and some seal island. In a black wetsuit.
The one which is fucking teeming with seal-hungry great whites.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:27, Reply)
do you actually mean "fuck all"
or do you mean "same as last year"
...cos if it's the former, you need to look long and hard at your negotiation skills, sporters.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:25, Reply)
or do you mean "same as last year"
...cos if it's the former, you need to look long and hard at your negotiation skills, sporters.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:25, Reply)
I mean fuck all, as in nothing
My negotiating skills are now being brought out as we don't get any input until now
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:27, Reply)
My negotiating skills are now being brought out as we don't get any input until now
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:27, Reply)
Oh, sorry. I meant nothing as in "no salary" not "no raise"
I should probably clarify that to make my initial post be taken in the comedy vein it was intended, really.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:29, Reply)
I should probably clarify that to make my initial post be taken in the comedy vein it was intended, really.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:29, Reply)
i've just run out of titshots
i have a few b3tan's cockshots from the last few years, can i interest you in those?
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:38, Reply)
i have a few b3tan's cockshots from the last few years, can i interest you in those?
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:38, Reply)
define "a few"
cos I'm intrigued how many people would be idiotic enough to gaz a picture of their cock to someone?
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:41, Reply)
cos I'm intrigued how many people would be idiotic enough to gaz a picture of their cock to someone?
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:41, Reply)
Speaking as a non cock-gazzer
How would you even do it? Gaz is text innit?
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:44, Reply)
How would you even do it? Gaz is text innit?
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:44, Reply)
host a picture somewhere
email the link
at least, that's what your dad did
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:03, Reply)
email the link
at least, that's what your dad did
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:03, Reply)
I wpon't be gettinig the promotion I wanted
as my manager has only been with me for six months and needs "more data points", fuck off, I did that before you arrived
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:29, Reply)
as my manager has only been with me for six months and needs "more data points", fuck off, I did that before you arrived
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:29, Reply)
The real reason is that you're a shitcunt
with nothing to offer the workplace.
And you spend too much time on the internet.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:32, Reply)
with nothing to offer the workplace.
And you spend too much time on the internet.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:32, Reply)
I can't argue with the second point
however still overperform, hit targets etc etc
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:33, Reply)
however still overperform, hit targets etc etc
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:33, Reply)
no-one else is really getting it.
Our inflation increase was 0.3% for 2 years. And much as I dislike them we've got a few fairly powerful unions doing our negotiation.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:28, Reply)
Our inflation increase was 0.3% for 2 years. And much as I dislike them we've got a few fairly powerful unions doing our negotiation.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:28, Reply)
i think this year i'll be earning a few grand more than last year
thats always nice
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:30, Reply)
thats always nice
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:30, Reply)
ah, right.
ours completely separates inflationary pay rises, statuatory progression and performance related stuff. About the only thing here that is transparent...
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:33, Reply)
ours completely separates inflationary pay rises, statuatory progression and performance related stuff. About the only thing here that is transparent...
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:33, Reply)
GUTTED
just say you're deeply disappointed in the result and even though you know it's a difficult time the effect of inflation means this pay deal is a real terms wage cut of 3.5%
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:34, Reply)
just say you're deeply disappointed in the result and even though you know it's a difficult time the effect of inflation means this pay deal is a real terms wage cut of 3.5%
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:34, Reply)
In the last 4 years, I have had one pay rise
last year. In real terms, I'd appreciate what this would mean.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:36, Reply)
last year. In real terms, I'd appreciate what this would mean.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:36, Reply)
I thought this
15 fucking years (almost) I've been here. My rage is growing.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:39, Reply)
15 fucking years (almost) I've been here. My rage is growing.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:39, Reply)
You're underappreciated, a fixture if you will
By not having moved on years ago you've been marked as lacking in ambition or wit. You're the office mug, suck it up
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:43, Reply)
By not having moved on years ago you've been marked as lacking in ambition or wit. You're the office mug, suck it up
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:43, Reply)
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