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Evening thread then?
What do we think?
Why do we think it?
Two questions there for nuttin'.
Edit - three if you include the header. Four if you're wondering if I may have been drinking this afternoon.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 18:26,
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Ah go on
I think I should do some more work for coll3ctive
This is because I enjoy the challenge of writing
Though I cant think of anything to write
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 18:31,
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I've done some writing for travel sites
And enjoyed it a lot.
There's no point in writing for the sake of it, I'd say.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 18:40,
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Fun?
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 18:46,
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No, maybe that wasn't what I meant.
If you've nothing to inspire you whatever you write will lack illumination.
Writing is intrinsically rewarding, but writing out of an empty inspiriation comes across to the reader as flat.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 18:52,
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True
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 18:54,
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Who'd be a fiction author eh
That's right Joyce you were wasting your time after all
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 18:48,
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I dont do fiction
I was thinking of just random bollocks, like extended QTOW answers with illustrations
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 18:52,
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Scarpe likes comics, he'd love that
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 18:54,
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I was thinking of getting a graphics tablet
I can do cartoons
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 18:55,
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Theobans are ace
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 18:58,
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He gave all the pretentious types Ulysses though.
No, I've never finished it.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 18:56,
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Me either
I feel I should give it another go
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 18:58,
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That and Woolf's Orlando
Are the only two books I've ever failed on.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 19:00,
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I didn't finish at least two of the Secret Seven books
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 19:01,
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They all got killed in the end.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 19:03,
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It was a murder-suicide pact
So they wouldn't be prosecuted for all the dog-fiddling
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 19:12,
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I carry a thumbed copy wherever I go
It goes well with my oxfords and trilby
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 18:58,
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this^^
although I'm not sure how many larp and photography themed entries coll3ctive really needs
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 19:42,
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I just put a Goldie mix on.
Man, I do love a well constructed, well paced and well mixed DnB set.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 18:43,
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I'm listening to Scorpions, Wind of Change.
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 18:44,
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you cunt.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 18:45,
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what?
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 18:45,
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The whole weight of O/T's disapprobrium will fall upon you with a mighty crash.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 18:45,
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Don't listen to 'em Bob
I like that song.
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berk, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 18:55,
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well constructed, well paced, and well GROOMED!
![](http://www.orange.co.uk/images/editorial/Entertainment%20Television%20Simon%20Groom%20170.jpg)
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 18:45,
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Now Simple Minds, Don't you Forget About Me.
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 18:54,
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Are you listening to "Now that's what I call shite"?
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 19:03,
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I think I need dessert
I think this because I am mighty peckish. I also think, however, that I can't be bothered to get dressed again and go to M&S. Tough call.
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berk, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 18:47,
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You've been to work naked?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 18:49,
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No, I got in to my pyjamas when I got in
partially because that's what I usually do and partially because my clothes were damp from cycling in the rain.
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berk, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 18:51,
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Going down the shops in your PJ's is the height of sophistication in the Sportscow household
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 18:52,
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I would never do such a thing
hence my conundrum.
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berk, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 18:55,
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Make some ice cream
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 18:56,
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Can't
you have to pre-freeze the mixing bowl, which in my tiny freezer takes about 48 hours.
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berk, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 19:00,
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This is terrible news berk.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 19:01,
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It is
as it means I have to go out or go without.
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berk, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 19:02,
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Out or Without.
If you do go out, what would you get?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 19:05,
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Depends what there is, I suppose.
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berk, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 19:09,
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Just go.
You'll only be on here whinging otherwise.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 19:16,
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With or without Jooouuuux,
With or with out joux, oh no.
I can't live,
With or without joux.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 19:43,
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It's like 7 man, it's very doable
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 18:56,
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I reckon, if berk posts the word 'Hillsborough'
She could be changed and to the shops and back just in time for her ban to expire!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 18:58,
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I'm suffering post traumatic stress disorder from the whole affair
I know what the Goosegreen survivors feel like now
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 19:00,
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I'd imagine your experience was worse. Worse even than those at Vietnam.
I hope Paul Hardcastle writes you a song to explain your suffering.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 19:04,
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37 year old internet loser just doesn't have the same ring to it
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 19:09,
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None of them received a FOB welcome....
This song is writing itself.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 19:10,
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Oh Jeffers :D
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 19:12,
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you got banned?
why?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 19:11,
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Prejudice, jealousy, who knows what motivates out petty overlords
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 19:13,
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i blame your rugged good looks
and truly massive cock
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 19:13,
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Soz, most uninteresting ban eva!!
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1594505
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 19:14,
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you should have taken what i said, bro
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 19:16,
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No. It's just about acceptable if it's 3am and you're in the 24 hour tesco.
Not if it's 7pm and you have to walk down the high street.
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berk, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 19:01,
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I've started doing this
I cycle in a tracksuit and change in the disabled bog
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 19:09,
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M&S lime cooler is the best drink ever.
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 18:49,
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Better than Aldi value sherry? That's a big claim.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 19:07,
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Not as good as Wilko's creosote.
Thanks for pointing me in that direction!
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blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 19 Apr 2012, 19:19,
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I was like |~~| close to getting an uncelebratory banoffee pie, but I then put it down and settled on some scones, jam and clotted cream.
on account I can have one scone wish would be not as bad as an entire banoffee pie.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 19:55,
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FUCKNUTS!!!!
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BUGGERGRAPES
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SHITWANK!!!
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PISSTOSS!!!
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CLOWNSHAGGER!!!!
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JACK-RUSSELL FELLATOR
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LABRADORLICKOUT!!!
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UNWASHED TROUT MUNGER
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 19:24,
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Wankbolts!
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 19:11,
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LABIAFACE!!!
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SCROTALEYELIDS!!
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CUMSNIFFER!!!!
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SHEEP FISTER
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FISHFUCKER!!!!
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TORY VOTING DONKEY PUNCHER
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CLUNGESPANNERS!!!!
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SPUNKGURGLER!!!!
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SMEG OMELETTE ENTHUSIAST
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SPUNKMUFFIN!!!!
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FARTSHAKE GARGLER
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CORNFLAKECUM!!!!
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JAILLBAIT HUNGRY SLAGMUFFIN
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FILLETOFISTLOVER!!!!
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MUPPET RAPIST
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CUNTLUMPS?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 19:13,
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SHITTYFANNYLUMPS!!!!!
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MINGEUNDULATIONS
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CLITTYFLAKES!!!!!
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LABIA-CRUST POP-TARTS
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HORSECOCKLICKER!!!!
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BANANA-FARMING OWL RIMMER
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WEEPINGVAGINALDRINKER!!!!
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ANALWART PUS ON AN OCTOPUS
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GRANNYOYSTERS
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 19:16,
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ANALPROLAPSELICKER!!!!
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DISTORTED COLONRAPER
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GILFWHORE!!!
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BIKE SEAT SNIFFING HABERDASHER
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BAGELABUSER!!!!
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DOUGHNUTBUGGERY
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NIPPLECLAMPS!
I win!
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 19:15,
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NIPPLESPUNK!!!!
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Your mother sucks cocks in hell
And your dad watches and wanks.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 19:17,
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DIRTYPIERRE!!!
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 19:18,
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Ok
That was just uncalled for
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 19:19,
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Had on there - I just stepped out for a tab
TRAMPGOBBLER URINAL DRINKER
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 19:27,
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gotta love a bit of random pointless swearing.
CUNTDRIBBLER!!!
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 19:34,
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Indeed.
Pants
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 19:39,
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UP YOUR GRANNY'S MINGE YOU POINTLESS RAPIST.
Will that do?
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 19:40,
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3/10, see me.
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FUCK YOU AND YOUR "SEE ME" YOU PONY GOBBLING JOEY
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 19:48,
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I think that being ill (including for part of the morning, a fever)
I shouldn't have gone in to work and probably shouldn't have stayed in work until gone 7
tired now
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 19:43,
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UP YOUR GRANNY'S MINGE.
It's all about abuse now.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 19:49,
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CUNT UP THE FUCK TWATMONGER
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 19:55,
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Like, hey, kids - we've done some - like - big screams tonight
Can we do some big loving now? Like group hugs and stuff?
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 19:55,
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*bums*
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 20:00,
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evening spunk monkeys
after some internet research I have decided to open the gin the 90 year old woman next door gave me for "services rendered", I 'm pleased to report I am not yet dead or blind
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 19:56,
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ANSWER ME BELLEND BOILS
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 20:03,
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there was no question
what need we to answer?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 20:04,
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Yeah drink it.
If you sell your cock to a senile pensioner for questionable spirits you must reap what you sow.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 20:06,
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it was probably to just put on his cock to sterilise it
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 20:07,
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it stung a bit :(
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 20:08,
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I have a cock
The idea of pouring spirits on it isn't nice.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 20:09,
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but nobbing a 90 year old is nice?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 20:13,
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I'll tell you when I'm reduced to it
Give me a couple of weeks.
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