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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Evening thread then?What do we think?
Why do we think it?
Two questions there for nuttin'.
Edit - three if you include the header. Four if you're wondering if I may have been drinking this afternoon.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 18:26,
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Ah go onI think I should do some more work for coll3ctive
This is because I enjoy the challenge of writing
Though I cant think of anything to write
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 18:31,
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I've done some writing for travel sitesAnd enjoyed it a lot.
There's no point in writing for the sake of it, I'd say.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 18:40,
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No, maybe that wasn't what I meant.If you've nothing to inspire you whatever you write will lack illumination.
Writing is intrinsically rewarding, but writing out of an empty inspiriation comes across to the reader as flat.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 18:52,
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Who'd be a fiction author ehThat's right Joyce you were wasting your time after all
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 18:48,
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I dont do fictionI was thinking of just random bollocks, like extended QTOW answers with illustrations
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 18:52,
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Scarpe likes comics, he'd love that(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 18:54,
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I was thinking of getting a graphics tablet I can do cartoons
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 18:55,
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He gave all the pretentious types Ulysses though.No, I've never finished it.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 18:56,
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Me eitherI feel I should give it another go
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 18:58,
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That and Woolf's OrlandoAre the only two books I've ever failed on.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 19:00,
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I didn't finish at least two of the Secret Seven books(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 19:01,
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They all got killed in the end.(
The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 19:03,
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It was a murder-suicide pact So they wouldn't be prosecuted for all the dog-fiddling
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 19:12,
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I carry a thumbed copy wherever I goIt goes well with my oxfords and trilby
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 18:58,
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this^^although I'm not sure how many larp and photography themed entries coll3ctive really needs
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 19:42,
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I just put a Goldie mix on.Man, I do love a well constructed, well paced and well mixed DnB set.
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The whole weight of O/T's disapprobrium will fall upon you with a mighty crash.(
The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 18:45,
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well constructed, well paced, and well GROOMED!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 18:45,
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Are you listening to "Now that's what I call shite"?(
The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 19:03,
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I think I need dessertI think this because I am mighty peckish. I also think, however, that I can't be bothered to get dressed again and go to M&S. Tough call.
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No, I got in to my pyjamas when I got inpartially because that's what I usually do and partially because my clothes were damp from cycling in the rain.
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Going down the shops in your PJ's is the height of sophistication in the Sportscow household(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 18:52,
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Can'tyou have to pre-freeze the mixing bowl, which in my tiny freezer takes about 48 hours.
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Out or Without.If you do go out, what would you get?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 19:05,
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Just go.You'll only be on here whinging otherwise.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 19:16,
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With or without Jooouuuux,With or with out joux, oh no.
I can't live,
With or without joux.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 19:43,
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It's like 7 man, it's very doable(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 18:56,
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I reckon, if berk posts the word 'Hillsborough'She could be changed and to the shops and back just in time for her ban to expire!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 18:58,
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I'm suffering post traumatic stress disorder from the whole affairI know what the Goosegreen survivors feel like now
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 19:00,
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I'd imagine your experience was worse. Worse even than those at Vietnam.I hope Paul Hardcastle writes you a song to explain your suffering.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 19:04,
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37 year old internet loser just doesn't have the same ring to it(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 19:09,
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None of them received a FOB welcome....This song is writing itself.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 19:10,
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Prejudice, jealousy, who knows what motivates out petty overlords(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 19:13,
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i blame your rugged good looksand truly massive cock
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 19:13,
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Soz, most uninteresting ban eva!!www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1594505
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 19:14,
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No. It's just about acceptable if it's 3am and you're in the 24 hour tesco.Not if it's 7pm and you have to walk down the high street.
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I've started doing thisI cycle in a tracksuit and change in the disabled bog
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 19:09,
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Better than Aldi value sherry? That's a big claim.(
The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 19:07,
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Not as good as Wilko's creosote.Thanks for pointing me in that direction!
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blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 19 Apr 2012, 19:19,
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I was like |~~| close to getting an uncelebratory banoffee pie, but I then put it down and settled on some scones, jam and clotted cream.on account I can have one scone wish would be not as bad as an entire banoffee pie.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 19:55,
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WEEPINGVAGINALDRINKER!!!!(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 19:24,
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BIKE SEAT SNIFFING HABERDASHER (
willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 19:22,
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Your mother sucks cocks in hellAnd your dad watches and wanks.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 19:17,
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OkThat was just uncalled for
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 19:19,
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Had on there - I just stepped out for a tabTRAMPGOBBLER URINAL DRINKER
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 19:27,
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gotta love a bit of random pointless swearing.CUNTDRIBBLER!!!
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 19:34,
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UP YOUR GRANNY'S MINGE YOU POINTLESS RAPIST. Will that do?
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 19:40,
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FUCK YOU AND YOUR "SEE ME" YOU PONY GOBBLING JOEY (
The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 19:48,
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I think that being ill (including for part of the morning, a fever)I shouldn't have gone in to work and probably shouldn't have stayed in work until gone 7
tired now
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 19:43,
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UP YOUR GRANNY'S MINGE. It's all about abuse now.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 19:49,
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CUNT UP THE FUCK TWATMONGER(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 19:55,
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Like, hey, kids - we've done some - like - big screams tonight Can we do some big loving now? Like group hugs and stuff?
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 19:55,
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evening spunk monkeysafter some internet research I have decided to open the gin the 90 year old woman next door gave me for "services rendered", I 'm pleased to report I am not yet dead or blind
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 19:56,
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there was no questionwhat need we to answer?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 20:04,
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Yeah drink it.If you sell your cock to a senile pensioner for questionable spirits you must reap what you sow.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 20:06,
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it was probably to just put on his cock to sterilise it(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 20:07,
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I have a cockThe idea of pouring spirits on it isn't nice.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 20:09,
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but nobbing a 90 year old is nice?(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 20:13,
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I'll tell you when I'm reduced to it Give me a couple of weeks.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 20:15,
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