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Sad shut in evening thread, anyone?
How well do you dance;
a) sober
b) drunk
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 21:21,
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latest was 12 years ago)
so..lonely
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 21:28,
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sympathy reply
I don't dance, sober or drunk.
Who do you think I am? Darth?
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CheatingRabbit, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 21:29,
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never?
seems unlikely
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 21:32,
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seems unlikely
But true nonetheless
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CheatingRabbit, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 21:33,
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not even a bit of a jiggle when a catchy tune
comes on the radio?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 21:35,
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still nope
It stems from the last time I danced pissed, very pissedn ingfact, very very pissed. I was playing air sax to something like baker street and shuffling backwards managed to trip over my own feet. I ended up flat on my back and embarassed. I also managed to spill about half a bottle of amyl all over my t shirt and beard. It all got very wierd and headachey after that.
And that is why I don't dance *ever*. You never know when the popper fairy will appear
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CheatingRabbit, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 21:52,
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I no longer dance
I'm someone's dad and it doesn't seem right anymore.
Evening Cavy.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 21:31,
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but you have to do the Dad dance
evening tangles
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 21:32,
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And that is precisely why.
So undignified.
I was already an uncoordinated, gangly, Jarvis-type before I became a father.
I've hung my dancing trousers up now.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 21:36,
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make sure you put some others on
mind, otherwise you have lost any dignity you may have gained
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 21:37,
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I have gained nothing.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 21:39,
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I don't think I'd dance when sober
When drunk I dance like I'm getting down to the theme from Mastermind.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 21:39,
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The Coming of the Executioner
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 21:40,
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No better than I deserve really. It's about time
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 21:42,
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i imagine it like a slow robot
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 21:54,
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Yes - a slow, rather disappointing robot.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 21:57,
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I throw mitherfucking shapes
And do gang signs, grab my low slung crotch fo real yo and do some badass steppin'. But I am the streetest OT denizen and am a professional catalogue model.
And chicks dig dat shit yo.
With the warmest personal regards, Super MC Rhyme Master P.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 21:46,
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Black On Both Sides arrived yesterday.
You are correct, it is excellent. It was round about side 3 where I realised how much I was getting into it.
I agree with you and my friend about the opening track though.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 21:54,
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it is a landmark in conscious hip hop.
Next up- Either Fear of a Black Planet or Enter the Wu Tang: 36 Chambers.
Ps ass so fat you can see it from the front.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 21:58,
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Hmmm I might give Wu Tang a whirl
I ordered a stack of other stuff today, so maybe after payday.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 22:00,
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you have to dabble with NWA at some point.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 22:02,
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I had wondered if and when they might crop up.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 22:04,
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how could they not?
Gimme 20 mins and I will link you to KRS-One.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 22:09,
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I'll most likely be asleep in 20 mins
But stick the link up and I'll check it tomorrow.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 22:10,
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alternatively
Look up Sound of da Police on YouTube.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 22:13,
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Like a motherfucking hero
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 21:50,
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in a cape?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 21:56,
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yo, fo rizzle yo, may I draw y'all's attention y'all to my considered response above.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 21:56,
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i completely believe you
all of it
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 21:58,
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yo, indizzle y'all
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 22:01,
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Wigger
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 22:03,
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better wigger than quender
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 22:10,
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Evening.
When sober, in the kitchen.
When drunk, in the street.
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blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 20 Apr 2012, 21:50,
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when high, on the ceiling
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 21:55,
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When down, in the cellar?
Oh, this is tired already!
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blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 20 Apr 2012, 22:08,
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And now I'm going to bed.
Jabber amongst yourselves.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 22:01,
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I dance SEXEH!
as you may find out tomorrow.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 20 Apr 2012, 22:08,
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How's the old fella?
Still alive then?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 22:11,
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Just about.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 20 Apr 2012, 22:20,
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do you think
the pub will let us link them to youtube clips of things we like?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 22:11,
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Are you sure you understand how real life works, Cavy?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 22:16,
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definitely and totally
altohugh I've not read
all the Real Life rulebook. I don't do rule books
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 22:17,
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To answer both: amazingly well.
I've got moves sister.
This is the song playing inside my head right now whilst I'm sitting here full of happy vibes
www.youtube.com/watch?v=B25GngJTV80
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Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 22:09,
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*boogies*
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 22:10,
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I love that song beyond words.
The string section makes me burst with happiness.
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Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 22:16,
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Sounds like shite Oscar music
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 22:34,
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Bent.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 22:43,
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That's because you have no taste.
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Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 23:06,
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Is everyone well rested for JeffStock?
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MenaceCoat, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 22:11,
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no, I'm ill
the ciderboat better serve lemsip
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 22:12,
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Cider + lemsip is two of your five a day
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MenaceCoat, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 22:13,
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ill in the Beastie Boys sense?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 22:19,
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ill in the 'snot fountain' sense
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 22:20,
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Sounds like you need a lemsip with whisky to clear the system
What would you recommend PD?
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MenaceCoat, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 22:25,
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A massive wank
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 22:32,
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From your tiny cock
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MenaceCoat, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 22:35,
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Nah, he's got a gig tonight.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 22:35,
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if it's being mixed with lemsip
Then any old shit. But I treated my last cold with Naked Grouse. Velly Velly good.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 22:34,
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Yeah, like
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MenaceCoat, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 22:36,
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a) not at all
b) badly
evnin, anyone up still?
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 20 Apr 2012, 23:11,
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No
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 23:13,
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you going to jeffstock Bobster?
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 20 Apr 2012, 23:14,
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Yeah man, about 8 ish
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 23:25,
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Doesn't look like it, does it?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 20 Apr 2012, 23:15,
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nah, night then.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 20 Apr 2012, 23:20,
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well fuck the pair of you then
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 23:30,
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Attendees at Montystock can attest to my dancing while drunk
dancing while sober is practically dad-dancing. Drunk I am of course a groove machine from my own perspective.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 23:13,
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