Weekend summary
Jeff telling Mrs Battered on the phone “I’m not an idiot, I’m actually quite senior in financial services”.

Monty consuming double brandies for breakfast as we waited for Lusty to turn up and punch him.

Having an awesome curry.

Vomiting in to my mouth, swallowing it and carrying on drinking.

Seeing BGB, who was on great form.

The only bad part was a Wetherspoons roast lunch today which was officially The Worst Meal In The World ™
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 18:57, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Now you've just reminded me of that minging carrot...
*does a little dry sick*
Other than that it has been a splendid weekend \o/
DG has just noticed our flight is half an hour later than we thought so we are tits having another pint with Rakky and Jeff :-)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 19:14, Reply)

It's always about the tits with you, isn't it?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 22 Apr 2012, 19:21, Reply)

Proof
That your phone auto corrects 'totally' to 'tits'.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 19:21, Reply)

TITS \o/

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 1:11, Reply)

I had to come off the motorway on the way home to have 30 minutes sleep. Shattered.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 19:24, Reply)

Shattered Battered!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 22 Apr 2012, 19:37, Reply)

Was it just a short nap?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 22 Apr 2012, 19:46, Reply)

Heeheehee :D
You said *come off*
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 1:12, Reply)

"The only bad part was a Wetherspoons roast lunch today which was officially The Worst Meal In The World ™"
Have you seen CHCB's NHS "meals" blog?
( Captain V, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 19:41, Reply)

No I haven't. Linky please

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 19:42, Reply)

I think it's a list of postings on facewhore
I'm sure she'll post a link in good time. The food they give pregnant women (with failing kidneys and other complications) is bloody dire.
( Captain V, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 19:45, Reply)

My wife said something similar when she was kept in after daughter was born.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 19:47, Reply)

Did you get a massive smile when you got back?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 22 Apr 2012, 19:55, Reply)

Yes.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 19:57, Reply)

They're a lot more interesting when they get to the age when they can form relationships and their personalties start developing.
Enjoy it. In a few short years she'll be telling everyone you're a tool.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 22 Apr 2012, 20:03, Reply)