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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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oh man i had a great time at the b4sh, lovely to meet you all
x x x x
(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 9:15, Reply)
My arse is killing me you insensitve brute.

(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 9:20, Reply)
i can only apologise for the veracity and enthusiasm of my thrusts, but your ample posterior did provoke me somewhat

(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 9:21, Reply)
I suppose I should take half the blame for having a 'hot ass'.

(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 9:24, Reply)
now that i've got this in writing your accusations will never stand up in court

(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 9:24, Reply)
I feel like one of those birds who gets shagged by footballers now.

(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 9:25, Reply)
They always Egret there actions

(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 9:26, Reply)
Never go back to a hotel with Robin Van Persie

(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 9:28, Reply)
does his red breast intimidate the housekeeping staff?

(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 9:29, Reply)
During mating season they are renound for there territorial nature

(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 9:30, Reply)
He makes you feel cheep and used.
But strangely peckish.
(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 9:30, Reply)
he sounds talon-ted

(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 9:33, Reply)
I heard he's been up before the beak before.
He just winged it and got clean away.
(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 9:35, Reply)
repitition of 'before'

(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 9:38, Reply)
I'm amazed I can type at all today.
I'm like a Shakin' Stevens tribute act after the weekend.
(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 9:40, Reply)
You need to find out what's behind it

(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 9:40, Reply)

type head dob
(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 9:41, Reply)
Welsh, drunk and with an inflated sense of your own talent?

(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 9:42, Reply)
Hmmm...I think I just let slip a tiny glimpse of my irrational hatred of Shakin' Stevens, didn't I?

(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 9:43, Reply)
Fuck off mate Shaky is superb

(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 9:54, Reply)
He loves you too

(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 9:56, Reply)
haha

(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 9:59, Reply)
Ninja.

(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 9:57, Reply)
My hands won't obey orders.

(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 9:59, Reply)
That's what you told the judge anyway

(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 10:16, Reply)
mine actually is
i got anally violated when i collapsed into the taxi.

and landed on the fucking seatbelt clasp.
(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 9:26, Reply)
you should have got a taxi that had a standard seatbelt clasp

(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 9:26, Reply)
Hahahaha

(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 9:28, Reply)
Clunk Click, every trip

(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 9:30, Reply)
Cunt Click, every trip

(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 9:38, Reply)
haha!
Wrong hole
(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 9:38, Reply)

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