My cousin lost a bollock when he was about 15
Got all twisted and went black apparently, tortion or something equally horrible-sounding.

One of my best mates has 3 so I did ask if he could spare one.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 10:46, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

*crosses legs*
My mate tore his nutsack open whilst pissing about on a BMX
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 10:48, Reply)

aye, a mate of mine lost a bollock going over a drop-off when we were mountain biking
ripped open his nutsack on the back wheel and by the time he got to hospital it couldn't be saved.

We call him Womble.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 11:02, Reply)

His got jammed between the brakes and the frame
That actually hurts to type, even 25 years later
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 11:05, Reply)

fucking ooooooowwwwwwwwwww. Ow.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 11:07, Reply)

Indeed

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 11:08, Reply)

still, teach him to ride a toy bike I suppose

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 11:09, Reply)

He was 14 or so at the time

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 11:12, Reply)

Don't try and justify his behaviour, sporters.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 11:14, Reply)

Your Russian friend?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 11:00, Reply)