Today will be awesome
I'm going guitar shopping in Birmingham with Pooflake in an hour, Then we'll hit the pub and later I'm out with G/F and daughter for a chinese meal.
Beat that, pasty sweaty-palmed internet shut-ins! What excitements does your day hold?

Alt: Most over-rated band ever? (No points for U2, that's a given)
(Captain Placid Good at something, not doing it for free, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 10:22, Reply)

I'm going to do some housework
Before going to the pub.

Alt; The Beatles.
( JeffTheDogFucker JeffStock III - Now in the calendar, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 10:24, Reply)

Agree on the Beatles
Lots of good catchy tunes but best band ever?
( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 11:57, Reply)

Dick about online, watch racing in the pub, see a few bands.
Alt, this "Third Summer of Love", as it's being touted here in Manchester. New Order, Roses and Mondays reforming. The Mondays were good, but the other two were massively overrated. And come to that, New Order were going years before the Madchester hype, so it's not even correct.
Morning rant over, as you were.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Sat 28 Apr 2012, 10:54, Reply)

New Order made some decent tunes but he cannot sing
Mondays and Stone Roses did some decent tunes too
( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 11:57, Reply)

The Mondays were best ot those 3. Not sure what they'll be like now, 20 odd years after their heyday.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Sat 28 Apr 2012, 12:08, Reply)

Guitar Guitar or PMT?

(berk no mistakes no misbehaving, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 11:42, Reply)

Pre musical tension?
I shall be on Dad duty this morning then watch the footy with many coffees. I fancy making paella for tonight and drinking wine
( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 11:56, Reply)

Depends what you're after.
If you are buying a guitar, I suggest you visit the guitar shop. If you want to be completely irrational, have your hair go greasy and develop a chocolate requirement then PMT.
( JeffTheDogFucker JeffStock III - Now in the calendar, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 12:16, Reply)

In typical Pooflake fashion we've been to 3 shops and he can't decide
Wants an acoustic/electric - must be black (God knows why) and have the right sound. Tossup between a Fender and some Yamahas. I don't like the Fender personally but I'm not buying it!
Onward and upward!
(Captain Placid Good at something, not doing it for free, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 12:52, Reply)

So you're in the pub....
.... Discussing the merits of each?
(nikg33 waiting for the weekend, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 13:02, Reply)

I'm currently in the Trocadero, come in and say Hi

( The Light in Chains spank me like a disobedient avocado, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 13:16, Reply)

This dilemma strikes a 'chord'
I hope he takes his 'pick' soon.
( JeffTheDogFucker JeffStock III - Now in the calendar, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 13:40, Reply)

i took cardboard to the tip them moved an armchair
tomorrow, though, I'm off to a wool festival! I am so rock and roll
( Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 13:35, Reply)

A wool festival? In Wales.....
Whodathunkit!
( JeffTheDogFucker JeffStock III - Now in the calendar, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 13:39, Reply)

hehe
I'm totally gonna get in on some drop spinning action
www.wonderwoolwales.co.uk/
( Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 13:45, Reply)

That looks really really shit.

( JeffTheDogFucker JeffStock III - Now in the calendar, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 13:47, Reply)

only for the kind of chumps who don't like hand carding

( Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 13:48, Reply)

I've got no idea what hand carding is.

( JeffTheDogFucker JeffStock III - Now in the calendar, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 13:52, Reply)

it's like using two brushes against each other
on a piece of raw wool to get the knots out so it's ready for felting or spinning
( Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 13:55, Reply)

Sounds great.

( JeffTheDogFucker JeffStock III - Now in the calendar, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 14:06, Reply)

Oooh. Cavy.
I was going to text you yesterday (but couldn't be arsed in the end). I was walking through Bristol Bus Station and I noticed there is a branch of Greggs outside it.

Not just any Greggs. But a 'special' one with inside and outside seating. It's the Greggs restaurant you've always craved.
( JeffTheDogFucker JeffStock III - Now in the calendar, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 14:26, Reply)

I think there's one in the bus station here
I'm just waiting for the right date to take there
( Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 19:04, Reply)

If it helps, I'm really really impressed with the website AND the pun.

( Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 14:40, Reply)

For the first time this season, Bristol City don't have a goal keeper on the bench.
David James, playing his last game has just gone down injured.

That'll be defender Liam Fontain pulling on the gloves.

It won't be 0 - 0 much longer.
( JeffTheDogFucker JeffStock III - Now in the calendar, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 13:52, Reply)

As predicted, City are 1-0 down now.

( JeffTheDogFucker JeffStock III - Now in the calendar, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 14:06, Reply)

At least you're safe, though.
I'm off daah'n the boozer later to watch the toon match. I can maybe see a banana skin heading our way, even though it's Wigan.
( Davros' Granddad Monty, could you grow up and have a life? Kthxbai., Sat 28 Apr 2012, 14:14, Reply)

We've equalised since my last prediction.
Have fun watching the Toon.
( JeffTheDogFucker JeffStock III - Now in the calendar, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 14:16, Reply)

Certainly will.
Sadly, it doesn't look as if the load of washing I put in will be finished in time for me to hang it out, though. Domestic lols.
( Davros' Granddad Monty, could you grow up and have a life? Kthxbai., Sat 28 Apr 2012, 14:23, Reply)

and it's all over.
1-1.
( JeffTheDogFucker JeffStock III - Now in the calendar, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 14:27, Reply)

That's not so bad, considering.
Right, I'm off.
( Davros' Granddad Monty, could you grow up and have a life? Kthxbai., Sat 28 Apr 2012, 14:35, Reply)

Was it one of you lot who replaced the cooking show with the news and early football?
'cus that was a real dickhead move.
( Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 14:38, Reply)

Not guilty gonz.

( Davros' Granddad Monty, could you grow up and have a life? Kthxbai., Sat 28 Apr 2012, 15:55, Reply)

I was so looking forward to seeing Rachael Khoo this week too.
She's ever so swell.
( Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 15:57, Reply)

FUCK YOU I BOUGHT MY OWN IPOD
Alt: Madonna
I like her older stuff but the new stuff is just ugh
I don't think I like anything of hers since the 80's
This whole L U V MADONNA is so lame, Nicki and MIA can do SO MUCH BETTA
( K Swizz all my bells are ringing, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 15:11, Reply)

I'm watching the snooker
COME ON RONNIE!

Later I'm having a Mission Impossible-a-thon. Probably with lots of wine!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 16:24, Reply)

TGB!

( JeffTheDogFucker JeffStock III - Now in the calendar, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 16:32, Reply)

To the pub!

( JeffTheDogFucker JeffStock III - Now in the calendar, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 16:36, Reply)

there's still football to watch

( The Light in Chains spank me like a disobedient avocado, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 16:50, Reply)

Football is shit.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 17:35, Reply)

You didn't do too well?

( The Light in Chains spank me like a disobedient avocado, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 18:32, Reply)

Went to the tailors, gave them some jeans to fix.
Then went shopping for jeans, came back empty handed. Finding decent jeans is so fucking hard.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 17:25, Reply)

Just got back from the pub
Pooflake and Todj are both 'heavily refreshed' and I'm about to run a bath ready for the foray into Leamington for a Chinese.
I love my life.
(Captain Placid Good at something, not doing it for free, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 18:12, Reply)