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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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My little scrote of a cousin
once sneezed right in my face and laughed. He was about 8 at the time. I told him, very calmly, and in vast and convincing biological detail, that the reason people put their hands over their mouths when they sneezed was to stop the change in pressure forcing their brains down their nose.
Apparently he had nightmares for weeks.
( , Thu 10 May 2012, 11:14, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
once sneezed right in my face and laughed. He was about 8 at the time. I told him, very calmly, and in vast and convincing biological detail, that the reason people put their hands over their mouths when they sneezed was to stop the change in pressure forcing their brains down their nose.
Apparently he had nightmares for weeks.
( , Thu 10 May 2012, 11:14, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I'd have slapped the little bastard.
Alright, berk? What have you invented today?
( , Thu 10 May 2012, 11:15, Reply)
Alright, berk? What have you invented today?
( , Thu 10 May 2012, 11:15, Reply)
I invented a new sort of cake yesterday
does that count? Today is a slow day at work and I will be inventing very little...
( , Thu 10 May 2012, 11:18, Reply)
does that count? Today is a slow day at work and I will be inventing very little...
( , Thu 10 May 2012, 11:18, Reply)
Unison
In my team 3 people have to be in on strike days at least and I volunteered.
( , Thu 10 May 2012, 11:33, Reply)
In my team 3 people have to be in on strike days at least and I volunteered.
( , Thu 10 May 2012, 11:33, Reply)
I don't even know if anyone is striking at this site.
Not seen a picket line, but then I did come in the back.
( , Thu 10 May 2012, 11:33, Reply)
Not seen a picket line, but then I did come in the back.
( , Thu 10 May 2012, 11:33, Reply)
they don't really do any of that in the NHS
"crossing the picket line to save childrens lives, you CUNT!" they just give you leaflets and gossip about work.
( , Thu 10 May 2012, 11:35, Reply)
"crossing the picket line to save childrens lives, you CUNT!" they just give you leaflets and gossip about work.
( , Thu 10 May 2012, 11:35, Reply)
Don't fucking cell merge you fucking amatures
HOW ARE YOU GOING TO PARSE LOTS OF DATA WITH MERGED FUCKING CELLS?!?!?
Typical accademic. Bet you use wordart as well.
( , Thu 10 May 2012, 11:41, Reply)
HOW ARE YOU GOING TO PARSE LOTS OF DATA WITH MERGED FUCKING CELLS?!?!?
Typical accademic. Bet you use wordart as well.
( , Thu 10 May 2012, 11:41, Reply)
Make your own jokes.
No bloody commitment, that's the trouble with union wallahs these days.
Does the union pay you when you strike?
( , Thu 10 May 2012, 11:35, Reply)
No bloody commitment, that's the trouble with union wallahs these days.
Does the union pay you when you strike?
( , Thu 10 May 2012, 11:35, Reply)
Nerp.
That would be a bit much I think.
Although I bet the union people get paid.
( , Thu 10 May 2012, 11:36, Reply)
That would be a bit much I think.
Although I bet the union people get paid.
( , Thu 10 May 2012, 11:36, Reply)
Some don't have jobs other than the union.
Fucking cunts. I'd want to be represented by someone with a proper job. Not some shitcunt agitator.
( , Thu 10 May 2012, 11:38, Reply)
Fucking cunts. I'd want to be represented by someone with a proper job. Not some shitcunt agitator.
( , Thu 10 May 2012, 11:38, Reply)
It was like a bakewell tart
only it had hazelnuts and lemon curd instead of almonds and jam.
( , Thu 10 May 2012, 11:26, Reply)
only it had hazelnuts and lemon curd instead of almonds and jam.
( , Thu 10 May 2012, 11:26, Reply)
that sounds delicious.
Can I nab the recipe off you to have a go at it myself?
( , Thu 10 May 2012, 11:29, Reply)
Can I nab the recipe off you to have a go at it myself?
( , Thu 10 May 2012, 11:29, Reply)
yeah
it was a bakewell tart only it had hazelnuts and lemon curd instead of almonds and jam.
( , Thu 10 May 2012, 11:30, Reply)
it was a bakewell tart only it had hazelnuts and lemon curd instead of almonds and jam.
( , Thu 10 May 2012, 11:30, Reply)
i hope he pays more attention when he's at school than he does here
( , Thu 10 May 2012, 11:37, Reply)
( , Thu 10 May 2012, 11:37, Reply)
i copied and pasted your post, i was pointing out that you'd basically already given the recipe
( , Thu 10 May 2012, 11:44, Reply)
( , Thu 10 May 2012, 11:44, Reply)
I imagine you said this breathlessly while throwing your white silk scalf over your shoulder
and climbing into your helicopter.
( , Thu 10 May 2012, 11:56, Reply)
and climbing into your helicopter.
( , Thu 10 May 2012, 11:56, Reply)
yeah
it was a bakewell tart only it had hazelnuts and lemon curd instead of almonds and jam.
( , Thu 10 May 2012, 11:31, Reply)
it was a bakewell tart only it had hazelnuts and lemon curd instead of almonds and jam.
( , Thu 10 May 2012, 11:31, Reply)
Hazlenuts and lemon curd?
That's certainly new. Not exactly a classic combo.
How did it taste?
( , Thu 10 May 2012, 11:29, Reply)
That's certainly new. Not exactly a classic combo.
How did it taste?
( , Thu 10 May 2012, 11:29, Reply)
Everybody liked it
7/10 would make again. I reckon a dark chocolate ganache would have been better instead of the lemon curd though.
( , Thu 10 May 2012, 11:38, Reply)
7/10 would make again. I reckon a dark chocolate ganache would have been better instead of the lemon curd though.
( , Thu 10 May 2012, 11:38, Reply)
Yeah
I've got some hazelnut liqueur that I could have put in the ganache as well. I know for next time.
( , Thu 10 May 2012, 11:41, Reply)
I've got some hazelnut liqueur that I could have put in the ganache as well. I know for next time.
( , Thu 10 May 2012, 11:41, Reply)
There was no cake at Wapping, I grant you
but there was cake in Bristol, in the pub we went to after the Apple.
( , Thu 10 May 2012, 12:02, Reply)
but there was cake in Bristol, in the pub we went to after the Apple.
( , Thu 10 May 2012, 12:02, Reply)
Haha, when I was 5, I had been eating Raisens at my cousen's house, and somepoint towards the end of the evening, he informed me that they were dead flys.
I cried and screamed so hard, that my parents had to take me home, to the point where when I see them they still talk about it 23 years later. It's OK though, my dad gave me some magic juice that turns them back into raisens; a shot of port.
( , Thu 10 May 2012, 11:34, Reply)
I cried and screamed so hard, that my parents had to take me home, to the point where when I see them they still talk about it 23 years later. It's OK though, my dad gave me some magic juice that turns them back into raisens; a shot of port.
( , Thu 10 May 2012, 11:34, Reply)
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