marvellous news from your ex, the silly bitch
can i come round and staple things to her head?

weekend - party tonight (japanese food, which i mostly loathe, so doubtless i'll be embarrassingly smashed), going down to streatham to see mates tomorrow, work on sunday trying to catch up from a couple of days off and a wank holiday.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:56, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

japanese food is all of the awesome

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:57, Reply)

It's meh.
Cold food is meh.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:58, Reply)

what? Why is it cold?
I'm fairly sure you can get hot Japanese food
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:59, Reply)

You can but it's an aside to their world-famous cold food.
Katsu cully is homosexual as well. Curry, my anus.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 May 2012, 10:00, Reply)

I'd rather not, thanks

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 May 2012, 10:16, Reply)

i saw a katsu chicken once
the chicken was in breach of contract, and swipe officiated for the kat
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 May 2012, 10:20, Reply)

Have you been wanking that much that you need a holiday?
Also, phone full again?
( Kroney, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:59, Reply)

oh
yeah it was. and are you now coming on 29? if not, will have to be after that, as my diary is STUPIDLY full for the next couple of weeks...

i now have a spanking brand new shiny lovely iphone 4s, which after 6 months lurking in a box is now almost ready to go. your number did make the cut into the new contacts list.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 May 2012, 10:10, Reply)

I'm a maybe at the moment
I'll have to let you know nearer the time.
( Kroney, Fri 11 May 2012, 10:15, Reply)

WTF is a wank holiday?
Is it a break from wanking or just completely uninterrupted wanking?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 11 May 2012, 10:00, Reply)

It's like a golfing holiday. But with the focus on wanking.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 May 2012, 10:02, Reply)

Sounds horrendous
A dozen overweight, middle-aged tossers getting up to lolarious high jinks on the Costa Del Sol punctuated by 6am wanking sessions?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 11 May 2012, 10:05, Reply)

Yup.
Only five grand for a week, too.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 May 2012, 10:06, Reply)

Put me down for it
*polishes wood*
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 11 May 2012, 10:11, Reply)

it's hysterically hilarious COCKney rhyming slang

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 May 2012, 10:09, Reply)

hysterically hilarious
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 11 May 2012, 10:10, Reply)

I am so very, very happy today.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 May 2012, 10:05, Reply)