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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Great weekend.
And a fun week coming up, doing stuff tomorrow and seeing Blackbird Blackbird on Thursday. They're amazing. Also I think I'm never doing drugs again. I mean I know that's a lie but I avoided anything this weekend and I feel amazing for it. Whilst my mates were continuing their antics back at a house all day and night yesterday I was out enjoying the sun eating ace food and sipping on cocktails. I'm in tip top shape this morning whereas I bet they all currently want to kill themselves. I feel quite smug.
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 10:03, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
And a fun week coming up, doing stuff tomorrow and seeing Blackbird Blackbird on Thursday. They're amazing. Also I think I'm never doing drugs again. I mean I know that's a lie but I avoided anything this weekend and I feel amazing for it. Whilst my mates were continuing their antics back at a house all day and night yesterday I was out enjoying the sun eating ace food and sipping on cocktails. I'm in tip top shape this morning whereas I bet they all currently want to kill themselves. I feel quite smug.
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 10:03, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Welcome to middle age Barry, pull up a pair of slippers and I'll pour the sherry
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 10:07, Reply)
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 10:07, Reply)
Let me get you a tray so you can have your dinner on your lap whilst watching Eastenders.
With a nice cup of tea.
Next you'll be "asking" your Mrs if it's "OK" to have a beer.
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 10:12, Reply)
With a nice cup of tea.
Next you'll be "asking" your Mrs if it's "OK" to have a beer.
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 10:12, Reply)
Fuck you right in the face
I have not and never will watch Eastenders
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 10:13, Reply)
I have not and never will watch Eastenders
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 10:13, Reply)
I know the above will never happen.
But I'm still glad I didn't touch anything. I'd be in bed wanting to kill myself right now if I did.
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 10:13, Reply)
But I'm still glad I didn't touch anything. I'd be in bed wanting to kill myself right now if I did.
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 10:13, Reply)
It's all or nothing.
Once I start I'm out for about three days. Those drugs are really moreish, you know.
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 10:27, Reply)
Once I start I'm out for about three days. Those drugs are really moreish, you know.
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 10:27, Reply)
I am a sprinter, not a long-distance runner.
I run out of money after about 8 hours, generally.
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 10:35, Reply)
I run out of money after about 8 hours, generally.
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 10:35, Reply)
congrats! I see monty has managed to inspire someone here.
you might not end up like a poor tramp now.
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 10:11, Reply)
you might not end up like a poor tramp now.
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 10:11, Reply)
Barry has fat reserves that can see him through several winters which should give him time to get back on his feet
Assuiming they haven't been amputated due to diabetes
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 10:12, Reply)
Assuiming they haven't been amputated due to diabetes
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 10:12, Reply)
Diabetes is a sudden onset thing
He woudln't have known about it until the night before and then he'd have to explain to all his mates that he wouldn't be able to come out because he "had a touch of diabetes".
Well known medical fact, this.
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 10:16, Reply)
He woudln't have known about it until the night before and then he'd have to explain to all his mates that he wouldn't be able to come out because he "had a touch of diabetes".
Well known medical fact, this.
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 10:16, Reply)
I'm sorry, but the number of times this has happened to me.
could be counted on the toes of my left foot.
One.
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 10:30, Reply)
could be counted on the toes of my left foot.
One.
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 10:30, Reply)
..whilst they were all waiting for him in, let's say, A BAR ON A BOAT
in, let's say, for the sake of argument, BRISTOL.
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 10:23, Reply)
in, let's say, for the sake of argument, BRISTOL.
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 10:23, Reply)
Something told me that you are a bent spastic
Oh yes, it was Monty. Every day on here.
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 10:37, Reply)
Oh yes, it was Monty. Every day on here.
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 10:37, Reply)
Horse nonces
like that mutton chopped cunt on channel four, he's so full of horse spunk his tears are saltier than the dead sea.
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 10:42, Reply)
like that mutton chopped cunt on channel four, he's so full of horse spunk his tears are saltier than the dead sea.
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 10:42, Reply)
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