Oh man we had some fucking classics at my school.
There were the two boys who were ('apparently') found in the lavatories with their snorkel jackets zipped right up to the top, pissing on each other.

There was science genius Graham Jones who had a massive ginger afro, smoked about 40 a day and was expelled, first from primary school for manufacturing a crossbow which fired sharpened bicycle spokes, and using it on someone, and then later from secondary school for trying to burn down the catering block.

There was Michael Green who could have been Danny Kendall's twin brother. He kicked a teacher in the nuts and ran off across the rugby field to wild applause.

There was Andrew Richardson who crapped on the stage in the main hall...

I've posted about most of these nutjobs at least once before so I shall leave it at that.

Save to pass on my disgust at reading in today's newpapers about the potential Greek exit from the Euro - 'some people are calling it a 'GREXIT'' apparently. 'Some people' are complete fucking cunts, then.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 May 2012, 8:28, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

your posts contain a lot of random accord violence.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 15 May 2012, 8:30, Reply)

That school was a practically a Honda factory.
Needless to day they had the last laugh.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 May 2012, 8:30, Reply)

cheers

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 15 May 2012, 8:31, Reply)

Sadly the supermodel count was pitifully low.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 May 2012, 8:32, Reply)

you never went to school, did you?
you just congealed in the gutter one day from tramp's piss and vom.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 15 May 2012, 8:33, Reply)

THAT'S NOT TRUE, ALRIGHT?
Who told you that? It's NOT TRUE. Don't listen to them.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 May 2012, 8:35, Reply)

imma gonna follow my nose on this one.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 15 May 2012, 8:36, Reply)

Look, my washing machine's broken, OK?
It's not my fault I smell.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 May 2012, 8:37, Reply)

smelly smelly monty
doesn't wash his botty
tried to kiss all the boys
but they don't want to touch his toys
cause he's smelly smelly monty
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 15 May 2012, 8:41, Reply)

I'm gazzing the mods. This is cyber-bullying.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 May 2012, 8:46, Reply)

he's going to tell teacher!
GRASS GRASS GRASS GRASS GRASS!!!
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 15 May 2012, 8:46, Reply)

I suspect it will be difficult to beat this post today.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 15 May 2012, 8:48, Reply)