I just had to rock the vending machine back and forth to get my Lion Bar to drop
I would establish a ruthless secret organisation who would investigate such incidents and mete out bizarre and spectacular punishments for those deemed ultimately responsible.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:56, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I hope your new boss didn't wander around the corner to see you trying to "steal" from the vending machine

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:57, Reply)

i had a white chocolate one of those the other day
disappointingly sickly
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 May 2012, 13:01, Reply)

chocolate one of those the other day

cock ejaculate inside my arse the other night.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 May 2012, 13:04, Reply)

racist

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 May 2012, 13:05, Reply)

awww
i was wondering when you and monty were going to get it onnnnnnn.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 May 2012, 13:05, Reply)

They aren't great, are they?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 16 May 2012, 13:05, Reply)

Our vending machine was stocked with fruit pastilles again last week
I forgot quite how fond of them I am.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 16 May 2012, 13:06, Reply)

Ours is stocked with waterproof trousers.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 May 2012, 13:32, Reply)