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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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No cereal is amazing.
I'd eat Special K all day errrrday if I could. In fact sometimes I do.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 16 May 2012, 21:37, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
You're talking about ketamine, though?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 May 2012, 21:38, Reply)
I thought he was talking about Kristine

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 16 May 2012, 21:40, Reply)
I wish, I do need to separate my mind from my body at the moment.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 16 May 2012, 21:42, Reply)
cereal is punishment food.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 16 May 2012, 21:40, Reply)
I thought it was haute cuisine in Scotland?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 16 May 2012, 21:43, Reply)
No, that's a munchy box.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 16 May 2012, 21:43, Reply)
Oh yeah, cereal's a hors doeuvre or however the fuck you spell it.
I always get that wrong, silly sausage that I am.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 16 May 2012, 21:45, Reply)
nah, it tastes rank with salt on it.
LOLOLOLOLOLOL!

it's funny because scotland has a reputation for poor cuisine!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 16 May 2012, 21:44, Reply)
I noes rite?
Do people still pour porridge in an old wooden drawer and let it then cut it into slabs and take it to work the next morning?
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 16 May 2012, 21:47, Reply)
What am I saying, of course nobody goes to work in Scotland anymore.
Not since the shipyards closed. Right kids?
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 16 May 2012, 21:48, Reply)
they all became lolarious comics like Billy.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 16 May 2012, 21:49, Reply)
hold on, I'll just call the 19th century and ask.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 16 May 2012, 21:48, Reply)
they said "get tae fuck"

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 16 May 2012, 21:49, Reply)
did they ever do that?
because I might
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 May 2012, 21:49, Reply)
Every other week in the Broons, so it must be true.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 16 May 2012, 21:51, Reply)
not the first time you've had a scotsman's porridge in your drawers, eh eh eh!

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 16 May 2012, 21:51, Reply)
actually yes :(

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 May 2012, 21:52, Reply)
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I hope this helps!
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 16 May 2012, 21:54, Reply)
it certainly does

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 May 2012, 21:55, Reply) 

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(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 16 May 2012, 21:58, Reply)
You need
some proper mannie's porridge, not some of that Taff dribble.

"Made in Scotland."

From girders, probably.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 16 May 2012, 21:56, Reply)
...or just rusty

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 May 2012, 21:59, Reply)
No
We still shoot porridge into drawers but all our furniture comes from Ikea so doesn't include the things.

We used to, though.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 16 May 2012, 21:51, Reply)
Milk at this time feels wrong.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 16 May 2012, 21:40, Reply)
Depends
where you're getting it from.

And by "milk", you mean spunk, dontcha?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 16 May 2012, 21:43, Reply)
Fuck off tgb

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 16 May 2012, 21:44, Reply)
Eh
no, I am not a badger.

Or Bert, just me.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 16 May 2012, 21:46, Reply)

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