i suspect this is keeping him awake at night

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 May 2012, 9:33, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Let's hope his kid doesn't want to be an orthodontist
or he'll be paying for higher education until he's in his mid-eighties.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 17 May 2012, 9:37, Reply)

or an architect
8 years of university and immediate redundancy, in the current climate
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 May 2012, 9:37, Reply)

Depending on his health..
It might work for the VERY early years but it's going to be a bit weird for the kid when he/she becomes aware of the difference in age between the other dads and his/hers.
I had my kids in my 20s and never regretted it.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 17 May 2012, 9:39, Reply)

er
what about the age difference between its da and its ma?!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 May 2012, 9:39, Reply)

they're both adults, they can do what they want
don't be so mean
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 17 May 2012, 9:42, Reply)

Yeah - never thought of that!
I thought the rule of thumb with couples was 'half your age plus seven years' was the lowest acceptable age.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 17 May 2012, 9:43, Reply)

Kids don't notice things like that
and by the time they do, they won't care.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 17 May 2012, 9:43, Reply)

maybe
but kids can be cruel little fuckers. my friend's dad was in his late 60's when we were about 7, and she got the piss ripped out of her by some of the boys in the playground. they made up a song about her dad being her grandad.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 May 2012, 9:45, Reply)

They can be cruel
but they can also be quite kind. Who knows...they might be lucky.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 17 May 2012, 9:46, Reply)

i've seen him, and i've seen a pic of her
they're fucked before they're even conceived
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 May 2012, 9:50, Reply)

Yes, well she certainly sounds like quite the catch
And he's clearly not that fussy. Yeah, the chances aren't good.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 17 May 2012, 9:51, Reply)

on the plus side
it'll be too ugly for him to abuse it as a child
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 May 2012, 9:53, Reply)

Goodness me
Well they say that the Number 1 cause of paedophilia in this country is all the sexy kids. Maybe they have a point.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 17 May 2012, 9:59, Reply)