I've had lunch it was average
I don't like fish, fish is shit
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:14, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

I will have lunch as soon as my vacuous cunt of a housemate vacates the kitchen. I cannot be fucked with her at all today. I am thinking I might knock up a lamb wrap.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:15, Reply)

I didn't know they could get pregnant!!!
Why was she beinga cunt the other day? You never elaborated
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:15, Reply)

Which day? she generally does something monumentally stupid or inconvenient on a daily basis. Yesterday it was hoovering at 2am and dropping a printer at 3am.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:19, Reply)

yo0u said her lies were unravelling or something

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:21, Reply)

Oh yeah, so she was meant to be moving out on April the 14th. She had bought a new build flat in newport. Apparently she bought the wrong flat which is why she is still here but is proceeding on another flat inthe same build. However her little notepad she leaves everywhere has names and dates for viewings for last week and this week. She hasn't paid the gas bill since december even though we've given her the money. It's in her name so Paul and I have started a new account and are leaving her with the final bill for her fuck up. And then loads of stupid things like she has to go home to look after her mum who has broken both arms. Then the next day posting pictures on fb of her mum who is fine. She is fucking weird. Man there are loads more.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:25, Reply)

next time she is away sell all her stuff, change the locks and pretend not to recognise her when she starts banging on the door.

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:29, Reply)

She played with his toys without asking.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:19, Reply)

NO FUCKING WAY! DID SHE? THE WHORE! which toys?
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:20, Reply)

LEGO WANTS TO BE PLAYED WITH!

(Bazongaloid, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:20, Reply)

Check out the links page for some brilliant lego.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:20, Reply)

WANT!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:29, Reply)

ME TOO!
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:33, Reply)

Damn straight, bitchtits.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:27, Reply)

I ran two miles last night and my calfs/calves (sp) cramped up.
I can't help but think I'm doing something wrong. my first thought is that fixing my shit muscles that I've changed my running gait which is now making other calf muscles work which previously weren't/
(Bazongaloid, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:28, Reply)

You've stopped flapping your arms and running like a girl?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:31, Reply)

No, don't be so stupid.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:34, Reply)