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LUNCH?Alt: I don't like bread, what dietary staples do you not like?
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I've had lunch it was averageI don't like fish, fish is shit
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:14,
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I will have lunch as soon as my vacuous cunt of a housemate vacates the kitchen. I cannot be fucked with her at all today. I am thinking I might knock up a lamb wrap.
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I didn't know they could get pregnant!!!Why was she beinga cunt the other day? You never elaborated
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:15,
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Which day? she generally does something monumentally stupid or inconvenient on a daily basis. Yesterday it was hoovering at 2am and dropping a printer at 3am.
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yo0u said her lies were unravelling or something(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:21,
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Oh yeah, so she was meant to be moving out on April the 14th. She had bought a new build flat in newport. Apparently she bought the wrong flat which is why she is still here but is proceeding on another flat inthe same build. However her little notepad she leaves everywhere has names and dates for viewings for last week and this week. She hasn't paid the gas bill since december even though we've given her the money. It's in her name so Paul and I have started a new account and are leaving her with the final bill for her fuck up. And then loads of stupid things like she has to go home to look after her mum who has broken both arms. Then the next day posting pictures on fb of her mum who is fine. She is fucking weird. Man there are loads more.
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next time she is away sell all her stuff, change the locks and pretend not to recognise her when she starts banging on the door.(, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:29, Reply)
She played with his toys without asking.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:19,
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I ran two miles last night and my calfs/calves (sp) cramped up.I can't help but think I'm doing something wrong. my first thought is that fixing my shit muscles that I've changed my running gait which is now making other calf muscles work which previously weren't/
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You've stopped flapping your arms and running like a girl?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:31,
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Tuna, its horrible.More money saving advice from me.
splitticket.moneysavingexpert.com/
It makes splitting rail tickets for cheaper journeys pretty easy.
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The most I can make that save is 3 quid on an 80 quid fare.definitely worth it for being the cunt that holds everyone up at the ticket window demanding 4 different tickets. Definitely
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:21,
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Saved me ~20% on Milton keynes to wakefieldwhich is for work and so your tax money.
And you just prebook and type in the code at the machine, it just means more printing not that much longer.
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I can save you even moreDon't go to Wakefield. It's grim.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:25,
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I know, but I have a fucking meeting.Still I get to pass through london on the way back and grab dinner.
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That's not on the way.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:27,
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Cheapest tickets are from kings cross, so I just walk from Euston and get that.(, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:28, Reply)
hang onit says that is for "walk-on" tickets only, you can't prebook.
If you were going prebook you could get a saver fare and save a cockload more than that will ever manage. You chobber.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:33,
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Yes, but it tells you where to split the tickets.Go to national rail and get those tickets as saver tickets and bobs your uncle. Got the trip for under £100 peak times by faffing about, where as just booking ahead would be £160ish
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ah, I seehowever, you've now got a load of seat reservations in random parts of the same train though, right?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:38,
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Yeah, I'll just ignore them. The train is always really empty because it's such a rip off.(, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:40, Reply)
Still worth it to save a packet though surely?Unless you get some cunt sitting in your seat who refuses to move. I hate that.
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meh, I dunnoone change of seat, maybe.
I'm just not sure I can be arsed. Not that it doesn't make it a cunning plan if you use it like rape-eyes does, of course
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:46,
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although, I would suggestyou haven't saved the taxpayer money, as the taxpayer paid for the time you spent cocking around doing it.
but i could see the advantage from a personal travel point of view. Although it'd have to be a hell of a lot more than a £60 saving for me to be arsed with the fannying I think.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:45,
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There's three of us travelling, and it took me say half an hour.I'm not that expensive.
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I saved £455 on rail tickets yesterday.Did I do good?
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:28,
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I had a Turkey Breast Subway.It was okay. I got a drink for 1p which made the watery coke taste all the sweeter.
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footlong.All the salad and some BBQ sauce. This is the most interesting conversation i've ever had with you.
Sadly I suspect it's because when I mentioned subway you became aroused and started touching yourself while typing one handed. I feel slightly sickened that i've just inadvertently given you a stiffy.
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No, I'm just trying to start anew. I don't like bread so Subway is not very appealing.
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i was debating subwaybut it's cold and far away and i'm lazy.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:25,
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It's not cold.Pretend you're billing a client for the time you spend walking there, and then pretend that all the other customers and the people serving all think you're really attractive and are asking you to send them photos of your tits.
And then pretend you're running away from a predatory rapist on the way back. You'll find the time just flies.
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that would be as opposed to those non-predatory rapists?(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:34,
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"Let them come to me"(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:36,
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this doesn't even make sensei'm glad i ignored you and went to the fab restaurant/deli instead for feta and spinach quiche with 3 salads.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:54,
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Yes, but what bread?Not that I've been to Subway in years. Italian was always the best, though.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:26,
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You know me, rocking and rolling, wheeling and dealing.And, you know, stuff.
You?
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:28,
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Not bad. I just ate a subway.I'm thinking about getting a yorkie later.
And my mum is coming to stay tonight.
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But Yorkies are not for girls!I hope that you cook your mother a nice meal and give her a nice glass of wine. Please spend more than £4.00 on the bottle, your mother appreciates the finer things in life.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:31,
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Extra spicy tuna sandwich, Worcester suce crisps and proper full fat CokeAlt:
I'm bored to fucking death of pasta
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:23,
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A 4 mile run, and then some chicken.Alt: I don't really like pasta, but I eat it all the time.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:25,
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Are you meant to like pasta or the sauce that goes on it? It doesn't really taste of much.
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As far as I can tell, it's the sauce that you're meant to enjoy.But pasta on it's own is just a little... odd.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:29,
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If having some base level of fitness is smug then hand me a croissant!(
Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:30,
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Alt: I haven't eaten meat for 22 years.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:29,
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You'd have loved my dinner last night.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:31,
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It was actually ten times nicer than that pic.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:37,
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the black pudding lived up to its Billing(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:40,
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b3ta.turb0t.net/questions/offtopic/post1618424
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:32,
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www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1618437
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:41,
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My vegan housemate is tempted to stop being vegan when he goes on holiday to vegas next year.He's trying to persuade us to be vegan the week before so it "balances out"
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Vegans really are cunts, aren't they?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:35,
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Beans on toast with spicy meatballs.Alt: I'm not really a fan of cold sandwiches. Or pasta. They're both a bit dull.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:30,
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Is that like when you pay Monty 50p to suck you off?(
Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:16,
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I'm with Nakers, I don't do fishLunch was a cheese baguette from Eat. Didn't need meat after Buen Ayre last night.
God I feel like death. NOTE TO SELF: don't go out with Monty on a school night.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:31,
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Haha!I made this mistake then had a 300 mile drive home. In the snow
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:32,
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Stunned is a bad influence on youOr vice versa
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:42,
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6 of one, etc.If we were a record we’d be a double A side.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:44,
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We call them chips, down here.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:35,
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HAHA I MADE A FUNNY JOKE AT THE SCOTSMAN!!!(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:36,
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Had a coffee and then a rocket salad from Costa. Now I'm smoking and pissing about on my phone on the streets of Whitechapel waiting for a cunting estate agent to come and drop off a load of keys to me.
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I'm looking for a holiday in June, I thinkning about Turkeydoes anyone know which is the nice part of Turkery?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:41,
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not a breast man eh?broadsword will be disappointed
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:44,
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The southern coast is supposed to be nice.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:01,
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Anyone who doesn't actually lust over this, even though it may be a teeny bit too much,is wrong.
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2097707/Kidz-Breakfast-Great-Yarmouth-diner-eats-6-000-calorie-fry-26-minutes.html
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I like the photo of him grinning like a loon,holding an empty plate.A proud man.
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Always with the running with you!(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:51,
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He looks like an AIDS victim.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:52,
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meatthe whole fucking lot of it is just Wrong
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:52,
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"Hope this finds you well?"(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:09,
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braw, ta, embee.I've invented a kind of black-pudding version of a scottish egg. But instead of bread crump i use beer batter.
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Is this tied in with your views on eugenics?(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:29,
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Fucking go on, son, that’s my kind of tuck.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:29,
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YOU SAY YOUR TURNOVER IS FIFTEEN EGGS A WEEK BUT WHERE IS THE PAPERWORK TO SUPPORT THIS?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:35,
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I can go off it for weeks at a time.And stuff like gammon is just plain butters. Nice lamb is da bomb though.
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I'm with you, I'd rather give up meat than fags.Most of my meals do have some kind of meat in, but about 1/4 don't and I don't miss it in there.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:08,
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I'd rather give up food than fags.I spend over double on fags than I do food. Easily.
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Processed peasThat is the only thing I don't like. Fairly easy to avoid as well.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:06,
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Actually, pretty much processed anythingAll of those frozen/chilled breaded chicken things can get to fuck.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:08,
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Well they're fine, obviously(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:09,
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I can't stand tinned tuna, it makes me gag when I smell it or see people eat it. It's cat food.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:07,
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I think its because tinned tuna has been through a big chopper rather than being a slice.For years now I've been telling myself to try some fresh tuna steaks, just to see if I'd like them, but I can never bring myself to buy it. Some fish have this chemical or something that really puts me off, fresh marcrale has it (although I love smoked macrael). It's like a fishy kindda taste.
Fish that don't have it though, I really enjoy, like Haddock/Pollock/salmon/cod/monkfish.
My favorite animal to eat in the whole world though is Lobster.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:13,
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Basically you don't like oily fishhowever you do like white fish which tastes less fishy
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:16,
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Yeah', I reckon so.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:53,
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I crumble a chicken stock cube into it before I add the boiling water.Then eat it with some finely chopped and fried onions, peppers and haloumi, and a small spoon of capers.
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raisins and toasted pine nuts are also good(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:20,
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Fuck off, what is peoples obsession with toasting fucking pine nuts.I am not a squirrel, I don't eat fucking pine nuts. Pine nuts can fuck off unless they are in pesto.
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Pine nuts are brilliant what's wrong with you?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:24,
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No they are shit and bent, like you.Unless they're in pesto. I like pesto.
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I made some pesto only last nightOnly, and here's the twist, I used a vegetarian hard cheese!!!
/POTD
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:27,
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Then what happened???? I MUS KNO!!!!(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:42,
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Further cooking japes!!!Check my food blog for the recipe!!!!
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:48,
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Raisins have no place in savoury food(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:24,
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And you have no place speaking to me in such a familiar fashionKnow your place serf
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:26,
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Oh no, everyone. Nakers is being 'funny'.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:46,
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Yeeaaaah looks great love, you've done a good jobwww.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2145423/Is-DIY-hairdo-shortcut-disaster-As-women-skip-salon-save-money-brave-volunteer-tries-cutting-hair.html
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:09, Reply)
Lazy curry, very niceAlt: Nuts, they're vile.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:29,
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Almonds are repulsive and should be illegal.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:37,
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I agree wholeheartedly with this.I don't have a problem with any other nuts though.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:39,
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I like marzipan.There, I've said it.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:44,
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Small jacket potato with tuna and diced tomato and cucumberAlt: I used to be stupidly fussy growing up (my Mum must've been a saint) but I'm making up for it now. Still can't stand any kind of nuts though, I'm not allergic I just think they're foul.
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:35,
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stop posting in this shit old thread, post in my shiney new one, like a winner.(, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:43, Reply)
what do you call a nut with a cold?...
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A CASHOOOO nut!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:43,
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www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1618546
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:44,
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