urgh. new thread.
I'm full of pasta from dinner. I'm all comfy in bed, but it's kinda cold and lonely.

What happens to you when you have an "uh oh" moment? when did you last have one?

My uh oh moment of the week was realising that I hadn't handed in a prac report. I ran about frantically and got it in late. :(
(Poppet Now in new, Lean Mean Fighting Machine form!, Tue 22 May 2012, 13:33, Reply)

I've realised I've left my keys at home so have to wait until my housemate comes in.
Which means super office fun timeszzzz
(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Tue 22 May 2012, 13:35, Reply)

When we cut loose some of the colonies and allowed them to run their own affairs.

( tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Tue 22 May 2012, 13:37, Reply)

is this a pointed comment at my country?

(Poppet Now in new, Lean Mean Fighting Machine form!, Tue 22 May 2012, 13:37, Reply)

Everyone here is so racist.

(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Tue 22 May 2012, 13:40, Reply)

I know.
lousy prats.
(Poppet Now in new, Lean Mean Fighting Machine form!, Tue 22 May 2012, 13:42, Reply)

What is a galagh?

( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Tue 22 May 2012, 13:43, Reply)

Type of bird I think.

(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Tue 22 May 2012, 13:43, Reply)

What's a skippy?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 22 May 2012, 13:44, Reply)

Sort of a big industrial biny

(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Tue 22 May 2012, 13:46, Reply)

crazy australians

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 22 May 2012, 13:49, Reply)

Is Home and Away still on?
I learnt much of the colonies from this.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 22 May 2012, 13:47, Reply)

yeah and it gets more fake with every episode.

(Poppet Now in new, Lean Mean Fighting Machine form!, Tue 22 May 2012, 13:48, Reply)

So in approximatly 150 years it'll be like Hollyoaks

(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Tue 22 May 2012, 13:49, Reply)

Santa never stops in Summer Bay :'(

( tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Tue 22 May 2012, 13:50, Reply)

does bobby still come back with her fingers trapped in the toaster?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 22 May 2012, 13:53, Reply)

Isn't she in Ailsa's fridge, or something?

( tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Tue 22 May 2012, 13:54, Reply)

that was it
GhostFridge - the sequel to Ghost Dad
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 22 May 2012, 13:54, Reply)

After Neighbours raised the stakes with Bouncer's dream
The writers on Home and Away were under pressure to come up with something to keep their grip on Britain's bored teenagers.
( tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Tue 22 May 2012, 13:56, Reply)

Didn't she break the first rule of television by sticking a knife down the toaster?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 22 May 2012, 13:55, Reply)

Where's b3th?
She knows all there is to know about Australian soaps, past and present.
( tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Tue 22 May 2012, 13:57, Reply)

Oh wait, what time is it?
She might actually be watching Neighbours right now.
( tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Tue 22 May 2012, 13:58, Reply)

She's usually shouting at the local bus on Tuesday afternoons

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 22 May 2012, 13:59, Reply)

and by that I mean she's Weston Super Mares only arthritic PROSTITUTE !!!!!!!

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 22 May 2012, 14:02, Reply)

In for a penny
Up for a pound
( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Tue 22 May 2012, 14:03, Reply)

Careful with these rumours now Rory
Battered will follow b3th around shouting PROSTITUTE at her every time she posts, until he gets stepped again.
( tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Tue 22 May 2012, 14:04, Reply)

Battered has been made up banned?
This is made up terrible, quick alert all on facebook of this made up ban
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 22 May 2012, 14:07, Reply)

to be fair though, b3th is a prostitute
the mr b3th she's always referring to is just her most regular septogenarian john
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 22 May 2012, 14:08, Reply)

She's known round all the local rest homes as 'Saggy tits Beth'
cheapest tit wank in the west
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 22 May 2012, 14:10, Reply)

I'm made up furious about it.

( tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Tue 22 May 2012, 14:10, Reply)

you need to include BATTERED in your post to assist with the vanity searchs during the pain of this made up ban

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 22 May 2012, 14:11, Reply)

Mrs Cow did this a while ago
She was NOT AMUSED
( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Tue 22 May 2012, 13:59, Reply)

i do it all the time
fuck all happens unless you're an idiot and touch the wires with your metal spoon you spastic
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 22 May 2012, 14:10, Reply)

She did

( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Tue 22 May 2012, 14:18, Reply)

you married a spastic

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 22 May 2012, 14:21, Reply)

I did indeed

( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Tue 22 May 2012, 14:21, Reply)

I'm using this to gauge an entire nations television output, so no pressure

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 22 May 2012, 13:54, Reply)

was bobby a ghost for a bit?
or did she see a ghost? i remember something about bobby and a ghost
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 22 May 2012, 13:54, Reply)

is it my haunting good looks?
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 22 May 2012, 14:00, Reply)

I did no such thing.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 22 May 2012, 13:54, Reply)

I'm not feeling particularly sorry for the victim here.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-18152002
(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Tue 22 May 2012, 13:38, Reply)

Nope

( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Tue 22 May 2012, 13:39, Reply)

I've just had one
Almost shutdown a customer's live accounting system....oops
( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Tue 22 May 2012, 13:38, Reply)

silly git.

(Poppet Now in new, Lean Mean Fighting Machine form!, Tue 22 May 2012, 13:42, Reply)

Almost - silly git

( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Tue 22 May 2012, 13:43, Reply)

it's proper seaside weather out there today
i've got my bucket and spade* and i'm heading off, laterZ

*although the media prefer it if I call them Jordan and Harvey
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 22 May 2012, 13:47, Reply)

Hahahaha

( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Tue 22 May 2012, 13:55, Reply)

I'm not entirely convinced this is all your own work, Quents

( The Light in Chains spank me like a disobedient avocado, Tue 22 May 2012, 13:58, Reply)

it was because at lunch someone said to me it was seaside weather and i thought
ohh bucket and spade,a nd then thought of jordan and harvey and broadsword just looked it up on a millwall forum
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 22 May 2012, 14:00, Reply)

to be fair though, there are a team of writers behind this account
you need to thank john for that last one, malc's not been pulling his weight lately and kev's slacking off
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 22 May 2012, 14:00, Reply)

I say to myself 'uh oh, I'm in trouble'
Before I know it, a pair of slags invariably come along and 'burst my bubble'. Oh yeah.

I used to knock about with those slags. Last seen by me throwing up in turn, in my pal's kitchen sink. They moved to Japan.
( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Tue 22 May 2012, 13:57, Reply)

The little fat one - maybe.
The taller thinner one - no.
( tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Tue 22 May 2012, 13:59, Reply)

This is part of on ongoing series of mine
Who I Would and Wouldn't of Female Bands of the 1990s
( tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Tue 22 May 2012, 14:00, Reply)

Suzanna Hoffs - would
Drummer bloke - wouldn't
( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Tue 22 May 2012, 14:01, Reply)

Hanson
All of them
( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Tue 22 May 2012, 14:01, Reply)

NONCE!

( tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Tue 22 May 2012, 14:02, Reply)

She is 16, right?

( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Tue 22 May 2012, 14:02, Reply)

what about Tatu?

( The Light in Chains spank me like a disobedient avocado, Tue 22 May 2012, 14:07, Reply)

After all the things she said I'm not interested
Apart from the lezza photos
( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Tue 22 May 2012, 14:13, Reply)

PRETEND LESBIANS!!! PHWOARRR!!!

( tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Tue 22 May 2012, 14:15, Reply)

This post is both POO and SHAM

( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Tue 22 May 2012, 14:00, Reply)

Isn't one of them dead?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 22 May 2012, 14:06, Reply)

Isn't that Mel And Kim?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 22 May 2012, 14:11, Reply)

That wasn't by Mel and Kim?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 22 May 2012, 14:13, Reply)

Are you take, take, take, take, t-t-t-t-t-take, taking the piss?

( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Tue 22 May 2012, 14:15, Reply)

Nope, I do sometimes forget that more than one band were at fault for some of the female 'pop' songs of the 90s.
Next you'll be telling me they didn't sing 'No Way, No Way'
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 22 May 2012, 14:18, Reply)

My 'uh oh' moment has come from my landlord emailing me saying that we need a meeting
It's actually over the work I do for him too, he just wants a quick update on what's going on with different houses. Still freaks me out every time he emails me directly.

I ended up going to Subway, and having a rather nice cold turkey and ham sub.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 22 May 2012, 14:05, Reply)

I can't honestly remember
it was probably something extremely mundane like realising my library books are about three weeks overdue and I now owe them about £5 in fines.
In other news, this weather is glorious. Amazing. Chances of me doing any work this afternoon are pretty damn slim.
(berk no mistakes no misbehaving, Tue 22 May 2012, 14:10, Reply)

I'm not hiding in the flat anymore.
I'm in the office now.
( Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Tue 22 May 2012, 14:11, Reply)

someone was just saying you were a prostitute

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 22 May 2012, 14:13, Reply)

That was b3th, not berk
berk wants to wear no clothes and eat ice cream. Do keep up, old chap
( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Tue 22 May 2012, 14:16, Reply)

so you're saying b3th is a prostitute?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 22 May 2012, 14:18, Reply)

I am not, no

( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Tue 22 May 2012, 14:21, Reply)

so berk is a prostitute

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 22 May 2012, 14:22, Reply)

I'm confused, who's the one ****** wanted to b4shbang?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 22 May 2012, 14:19, Reply)

I hope there's enough stars there for kroney

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 22 May 2012, 14:20, Reply)

Line them up, Rory
I'm not fussy.
( Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Tue 22 May 2012, 14:21, Reply)

Ok first off you'll have to do mistaspakkaman, then maladicta, then tgb, then bill, then b3th, then that american mental one

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 22 May 2012, 14:23, Reply)

They're all fine-looking women.

( Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Tue 22 May 2012, 14:25, Reply)

Especially Bill

( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Tue 22 May 2012, 14:26, Reply)

Scary eyes
*shudder*
(berk no mistakes no misbehaving, Tue 22 May 2012, 14:28, Reply)

SEXY eyes

( Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Tue 22 May 2012, 14:31, Reply)

that's probably why you've spent the last few weeks typing 'somebody to love' into a replicator

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 22 May 2012, 14:23, Reply)

If I were willing to sleep with people for money
I wouldn't always be so skint in the week before payday.
(berk no mistakes no misbehaving, Tue 22 May 2012, 14:18, Reply)

so you would like to be a prostitute?
ask b3th for tips
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 22 May 2012, 14:20, Reply)

Are you meant to tip prostitutes?

(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Tue 22 May 2012, 14:50, Reply)

I'd go in further if I'd paid

( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Tue 22 May 2012, 14:53, Reply)

Lets try to find every possible interpretation for the word tip.

(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Tue 22 May 2012, 14:55, Reply)

This is just the tip of the iceberg.

( tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Tue 22 May 2012, 14:56, Reply)

This sub-thread is the pits for dyslexics

( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Tue 22 May 2012, 14:57, Reply)

I tip my hat to that one.

( tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Tue 22 May 2012, 14:57, Reply)

Tippence

( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Tue 22 May 2012, 14:56, Reply)