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urgh. new thread.
I'm full of pasta from dinner. I'm all comfy in bed, but it's kinda cold and lonely.
What happens to you when you have an "uh oh" moment? when did you last have one?
My uh oh moment of the week was realising that I hadn't handed in a prac report. I ran about frantically and got it in late. :(
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 13:33, 91 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I'm full of pasta from dinner. I'm all comfy in bed, but it's kinda cold and lonely.
What happens to you when you have an "uh oh" moment? when did you last have one?
My uh oh moment of the week was realising that I hadn't handed in a prac report. I ran about frantically and got it in late. :(
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 13:33, 91 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I've realised I've left my keys at home so have to wait until my housemate comes in.
Which means super office fun timeszzzz
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 13:35, Reply)
Which means super office fun timeszzzz
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When we cut loose some of the colonies and allowed them to run their own affairs.
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Is Home and Away still on?
I learnt much of the colonies from this.
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 13:47, Reply)
I learnt much of the colonies from this.
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 13:47, Reply)
does bobby still come back with her fingers trapped in the toaster?
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After Neighbours raised the stakes with Bouncer's dream
The writers on Home and Away were under pressure to come up with something to keep their grip on Britain's bored teenagers.
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 13:56, Reply)
The writers on Home and Away were under pressure to come up with something to keep their grip on Britain's bored teenagers.
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Didn't she break the first rule of television by sticking a knife down the toaster?
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Where's b3th?
She knows all there is to know about Australian soaps, past and present.
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 13:57, Reply)
She knows all there is to know about Australian soaps, past and present.
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 13:57, Reply)
Oh wait, what time is it?
She might actually be watching Neighbours right now.
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 13:58, Reply)
She might actually be watching Neighbours right now.
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 13:58, Reply)
and by that I mean she's Weston Super Mares only arthritic PROSTITUTE !!!!!!!
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Careful with these rumours now Rory
Battered will follow b3th around shouting PROSTITUTE at her every time she posts, until he gets stepped again.
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 14:04, Reply)
Battered will follow b3th around shouting PROSTITUTE at her every time she posts, until he gets stepped again.
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Battered has been made up banned?
This is made up terrible, quick alert all on facebook of this made up ban
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 14:07, Reply)
This is made up terrible, quick alert all on facebook of this made up ban
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 14:07, Reply)
to be fair though, b3th is a prostitute
the mr b3th she's always referring to is just her most regular septogenarian john
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 14:08, Reply)
the mr b3th she's always referring to is just her most regular septogenarian john
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She's known round all the local rest homes as 'Saggy tits Beth'
cheapest tit wank in the west
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cheapest tit wank in the west
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you need to include BATTERED in your post to assist with the vanity searchs during the pain of this made up ban
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i do it all the time
fuck all happens unless you're an idiot and touch the wires with your metal spoon you spastic
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 14:10, Reply)
fuck all happens unless you're an idiot and touch the wires with your metal spoon you spastic
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 14:10, Reply)
I'm using this to gauge an entire nations television output, so no pressure
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was bobby a ghost for a bit?
or did she see a ghost? i remember something about bobby and a ghost
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 13:54, Reply)
or did she see a ghost? i remember something about bobby and a ghost
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I'm not feeling particularly sorry for the victim here.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-18152002
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www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-18152002
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I've just had one
Almost shutdown a customer's live accounting system....oops
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Almost shutdown a customer's live accounting system....oops
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it's proper seaside weather out there today
i've got my bucket and spade* and i'm heading off, laterZ
*although the media prefer it if I call them Jordan and Harvey
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 13:47, Reply)
i've got my bucket and spade* and i'm heading off, laterZ
*although the media prefer it if I call them Jordan and Harvey
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 13:47, Reply)
it was because at lunch someone said to me it was seaside weather and i thought
ohh bucket and spade,a nd then thought of jordan and harvey and broadsword just looked it up on a millwall forum
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ohh bucket and spade,a nd then thought of jordan and harvey and broadsword just looked it up on a millwall forum
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to be fair though, there are a team of writers behind this account
you need to thank john for that last one, malc's not been pulling his weight lately and kev's slacking off
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 14:00, Reply)
you need to thank john for that last one, malc's not been pulling his weight lately and kev's slacking off
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 14:00, Reply)
I say to myself 'uh oh, I'm in trouble'
Before I know it, a pair of slags invariably come along and 'burst my bubble'. Oh yeah.
I used to knock about with those slags. Last seen by me throwing up in turn, in my pal's kitchen sink. They moved to Japan.
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 13:57, Reply)
Before I know it, a pair of slags invariably come along and 'burst my bubble'. Oh yeah.
I used to knock about with those slags. Last seen by me throwing up in turn, in my pal's kitchen sink. They moved to Japan.
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 13:57, Reply)
This is part of on ongoing series of mine
Who I Would and Wouldn't of Female Bands of the 1990s
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Who I Would and Wouldn't of Female Bands of the 1990s
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After all the things she said I'm not interested
Apart from the lezza photos
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Apart from the lezza photos
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Nope, I do sometimes forget that more than one band were at fault for some of the female 'pop' songs of the 90s.
Next you'll be telling me they didn't sing 'No Way, No Way'
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 14:18, Reply)
Next you'll be telling me they didn't sing 'No Way, No Way'
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 14:18, Reply)
My 'uh oh' moment has come from my landlord emailing me saying that we need a meeting
It's actually over the work I do for him too, he just wants a quick update on what's going on with different houses. Still freaks me out every time he emails me directly.
I ended up going to Subway, and having a rather nice cold turkey and ham sub.
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 14:05, Reply)
It's actually over the work I do for him too, he just wants a quick update on what's going on with different houses. Still freaks me out every time he emails me directly.
I ended up going to Subway, and having a rather nice cold turkey and ham sub.
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 14:05, Reply)
I can't honestly remember
it was probably something extremely mundane like realising my library books are about three weeks overdue and I now owe them about £5 in fines.
In other news, this weather is glorious. Amazing. Chances of me doing any work this afternoon are pretty damn slim.
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 14:10, Reply)
it was probably something extremely mundane like realising my library books are about three weeks overdue and I now owe them about £5 in fines.
In other news, this weather is glorious. Amazing. Chances of me doing any work this afternoon are pretty damn slim.
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 14:10, Reply)
That was b3th, not berk
berk wants to wear no clothes and eat ice cream. Do keep up, old chap
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 14:16, Reply)
berk wants to wear no clothes and eat ice cream. Do keep up, old chap
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 14:16, Reply)
Ok first off you'll have to do mistaspakkaman, then maladicta, then tgb, then bill, then b3th, then that american mental one
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that's probably why you've spent the last few weeks typing 'somebody to love' into a replicator
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If I were willing to sleep with people for money
I wouldn't always be so skint in the week before payday.
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 14:18, Reply)
I wouldn't always be so skint in the week before payday.
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 14:18, Reply)
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