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first evening of the summer thread
it includes, curly fries, pinot noir and breasts
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 19:20, 53 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
it includes, curly fries, pinot noir and breasts
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 19:20, 53 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Don't listen to all those h8rs who say you're shit, you need to power on through this rough patch and post more !!
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 19:23, Reply)
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 19:23, Reply)
Cheers m8, it was touch and go, but once you suck one mod off, you've sucked them all off
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 19:27, Reply)
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staring at the computer
not starting the big work thing I have to get done.
Also, I think I'm developing a cold
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 19:32, Reply)
not starting the big work thing I have to get done.
Also, I think I'm developing a cold
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 19:32, Reply)
i was expecting a joke about silver nitrate
but I guess this will have to do
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 19:36, Reply)
but I guess this will have to do
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 19:36, Reply)
Like "what do you call the wage earned by 5, 10, 20 and 50p coins between the hours of 10pm and 6am?"
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 19:57, Reply)
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 19:57, Reply)
convoluted
but I'll accept it
and steal it to use in a lesson one day
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 19:58, Reply)
but I'll accept it
and steal it to use in a lesson one day
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 19:58, Reply)
Was
it silver nitrate or mercury they used to use to cure the clap?
I can't remember. Mind you, I'm not that old.
I'm not insinuating anything, Captain.
How's the piggies?
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 20:06, Reply)
it silver nitrate or mercury they used to use to cure the clap?
I can't remember. Mind you, I'm not that old.
I'm not insinuating anything, Captain.
How's the piggies?
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 20:06, Reply)
mercury will sort pretty much anything, I reckon
it was used in photography, too - involved in the developing of daguerreotypes if I remember correctly.
Just looked in on the pigs. Higgs was snoozin', Homer was hidin'
how are you today Mr person I don't know as much about as you know about me?
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 20:23, Reply)
it was used in photography, too - involved in the developing of daguerreotypes if I remember correctly.
Just looked in on the pigs. Higgs was snoozin', Homer was hidin'
how are you today Mr person I don't know as much about as you know about me?
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 20:23, Reply)
Sorry
not trying to be creepy.
Just lurked for a long time. Used to like posts by BGB and lots of others. Things change.
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 20:27, Reply)
not trying to be creepy.
Just lurked for a long time. Used to like posts by BGB and lots of others. Things change.
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 20:27, Reply)
Hope so
she seemed very "sensible." How come that seems like an insult on here?
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 20:31, Reply)
she seemed very "sensible." How come that seems like an insult on here?
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 20:31, Reply)
We'll be seeing her in 3 weeks time when she comes to visit.
I shall pass this on to her.
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 20:33, Reply)
I shall pass this on to her.
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 20:33, Reply)
I mostly just feel bad when people
know more about me than I do about them, makes me think I've been self absorbed or forgetful. Happens all the time because I'm both.
Tell me something abotu you so I can ask after you sometimes. Like do you have a dog? then I can be like "hey! Phuds, how's your dog?"
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 20:30, Reply)
know more about me than I do about them, makes me think I've been self absorbed or forgetful. Happens all the time because I'm both.
Tell me something abotu you so I can ask after you sometimes. Like do you have a dog? then I can be like "hey! Phuds, how's your dog?"
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 20:30, Reply)
Yay
Yes I do have a dog. She's lovely, a cross between an Old English Sheepdog and a Border Collie. I walk her four times a day and we're very happy. Very hungry. All the fuckin' time.
But lovely.
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 20:33, Reply)
Yes I do have a dog. She's lovely, a cross between an Old English Sheepdog and a Border Collie. I walk her four times a day and we're very happy. Very hungry. All the fuckin' time.
But lovely.
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 20:33, Reply)
It
is.
I would post a pic but I don't have the technology. I bought her nearly ten years ago.
*emo alert*
Bout of depression, six months looking out the window wondering how to end it all, not leaving house, etc.
Thinks, "I know, I'll get a dog. Then I have to go out."
Worked a treat.
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 20:41, Reply)
is.
I would post a pic but I don't have the technology. I bought her nearly ten years ago.
*emo alert*
Bout of depression, six months looking out the window wondering how to end it all, not leaving house, etc.
Thinks, "I know, I'll get a dog. Then I have to go out."
Worked a treat.
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 20:41, Reply)
fair play
and that's not the kind of dog which will let you be sad. I imagine she has lovely shaggy fur and is all slobbery. Oh man, I love your dog, you need to take photos. Gonz might pop with excitement
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 20:46, Reply)
and that's not the kind of dog which will let you be sad. I imagine she has lovely shaggy fur and is all slobbery. Oh man, I love your dog, you need to take photos. Gonz might pop with excitement
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 20:46, Reply)
I'll
try. I've got an iPad, or at least, the wife has. Can I use that and upload it to dropbox or something?
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 20:50, Reply)
try. I've got an iPad, or at least, the wife has. Can I use that and upload it to dropbox or something?
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 20:50, Reply)
OK
I'll give it a go tomorrow. I have an old but perfectly serviceable digital camera but no USB cable.
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 20:58, Reply)
I'll give it a go tomorrow. I have an old but perfectly serviceable digital camera but no USB cable.
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 20:58, Reply)
Best offtopic post 2012
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1621436
it's not on the popular page :(
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 19:34, Reply)
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1621436
it's not on the popular page :(
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 19:34, Reply)
I DON@T KNOW IF THIS IS LEGAL !!!!!!
www.youporn.com/watch/566257/teen-wakes-disabled-senior-up-by-sucking/?from=search_full&pos=1
NSFW AS ITS GOT NAKED APES SISTER AND DAD IN IT
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 19:46, Reply)
www.youporn.com/watch/566257/teen-wakes-disabled-senior-up-by-sucking/?from=search_full&pos=1
NSFW AS ITS GOT NAKED APES SISTER AND DAD IN IT
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 19:46, Reply)
No
I just watched while someone else did. Best 10 pence I ever spent.
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 20:07, Reply)
I just watched while someone else did. Best 10 pence I ever spent.
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 20:07, Reply)
God this weather makes me so happy.
Spent all day in Greenwich Park, the only downside being the girl I was with was ill half way through. I just left her and went for a wander. I'm off to the pub with my brother in a bit and then I'm drinking round Soho in the sunshine all day and evening tomorrow. Summer vibes baby.
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 19:51, Reply)
Spent all day in Greenwich Park, the only downside being the girl I was with was ill half way through. I just left her and went for a wander. I'm off to the pub with my brother in a bit and then I'm drinking round Soho in the sunshine all day and evening tomorrow. Summer vibes baby.
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 19:51, Reply)
She's my best mate and she was being dramatic.
Plus I stopped her from getting a parking ticket cos she refused to move and I went and sorted it.
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 19:54, Reply)
Plus I stopped her from getting a parking ticket cos she refused to move and I went and sorted it.
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 19:54, Reply)
Not bad Phudders.
Kangaroo steaks for dinner tonight. Fucking lovely; I can't wait.
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 20:25, Reply)
Kangaroo steaks for dinner tonight. Fucking lovely; I can't wait.
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 20:25, Reply)
Will
they stay in the pan, or go "Boing de Boing de Boing all over Australia?"
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 20:28, Reply)
they stay in the pan, or go "Boing de Boing de Boing all over Australia?"
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 20:28, Reply)
Probably not.
The missus will actually be cooking them, I'd best tell her to hop to it.
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 20:29, Reply)
The missus will actually be cooking them, I'd best tell her to hop to it.
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 20:29, Reply)
Well
here's a kid's song about kangaroos, starring our very own Ralph McTell.
Used to keep our youngest amused for ages.
bit.ly/bOxgtw
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 20:55, Reply)
here's a kid's song about kangaroos, starring our very own Ralph McTell.
Used to keep our youngest amused for ages.
bit.ly/bOxgtw
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 20:55, Reply)
She's
a car?
Vauxhall Nova? Mini Moke? Reliant Robin?
Ford transit.
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 20:10, Reply)
a car?
Vauxhall Nova? Mini Moke? Reliant Robin?
Ford transit.
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 20:10, Reply)
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