Night shift people
ASSEMBLE!
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 22 May 2012, 22:18, 111 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

A'ight Baz
how goes?
(berk, Tue 22 May 2012, 22:20, Reply)

Amazing thanks berk, how are you?
This weather makes me so monumentally happy.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 22 May 2012, 22:32, Reply)

Ditto
I love the summer. Love it. The sunshine and the heat make me pure giddy.
(berk, Tue 22 May 2012, 22:35, Reply)

It's like being on holiday at this time of night init?
I just got back from walking the dog in a t-shirt and shorts and I was still boiling. I actually can't stop smiling, and to think I used to hate the summer. I've changed into such a different person over the last couple years, for the better I'd like to think.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 22 May 2012, 22:38, Reply)

I went out for a run last night
and played tennis tonight, both times didn't get back til 9 or so. I love it, that it's still that gorgeous sort of dusky blue-pink colour in the sky and warm enough for just shorts and tshirt. Outdoor drinking weather for sure!
(berk, Tue 22 May 2012, 22:42, Reply)

Oh yes.
I'm meeting the missus for lunch on a Soho rooftop tomorrow and then going drinking/bike riding with mates all day. Life is sweet, praise be to the sun god who has so blessed us with sunny rays of warmth and happiness.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 22 May 2012, 22:48, Reply)

"hmm, one last check of /ot before sleepy time..."
damn now I have to get all powertransformerangers and be part of the megaOTzoid and destroy the universe or something.

So who're we fighting now?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 22 May 2012, 22:21, Reply)

Anyone trying to bring us down, man.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 22 May 2012, 22:32, Reply)

Reporting for duty.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 May 2012, 22:42, Reply)

How are you enjoying the fine weather, tangled?

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 22 May 2012, 22:50, Reply)

It'll piss down at the weekend, mark my words.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 22 May 2012, 22:53, Reply)

Luckily I have tomorrow off.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 May 2012, 22:53, Reply)

Maybe up there.
It's 23 and 22 degrees down here Friday and Saturday. Although my housemate up in the toon tells me it's amazing there too? He went for a bit of sun at midday and then instead of revising sat in the beer gardens on Osborne Road until about two hours ago.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 22 May 2012, 22:55, Reply)

Oh, it's been glorious.
But it's sod's law the weather will be foul on non working days.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 22 May 2012, 22:59, Reply)

Not that they're infallible, like
but the BBC says it's going to be like this all week, including Saturday.
(berk, Tue 22 May 2012, 23:00, Reply)

Well, if the BBC say it.....

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 May 2012, 23:01, Reply)

Siri's worse.
He told the missus - I'll stop talking about her after this, although it's hard cos she's pretty and funny and perfect - it'd be sunny in Copenhagen this weekend just gone. So she packed sunglasses and summer wear. It pissed it down.
The Met Office says it's gonna be amazing all week, I'm gonna have to buy more sunglasses at this rate.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 22 May 2012, 23:05, Reply)

I wouldn't take any chances Baz
Best order some now, to be on the safe side.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 May 2012, 23:09, Reply)

My laptop broke.
And I lost all my bookmarks with the ones I wanted. :( I can't remember the model numbers and I'm not typing 'Marc Jacobs sunglasses' into Google and sifting through thousands of shit ones to find the ones I like again.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 22 May 2012, 23:17, Reply)

Ouch, although I am laughing as well
I thought about buying some new sunglasses today but I couldn't find any I liked that weren't a £100+ pair of Oakleys...
(berk, Tue 22 May 2012, 23:09, Reply)

Baz. What is the polo shirt brand of choice these days.
You know, for a 30-something man-about-town.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 May 2012, 23:10, Reply)

Primarni.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 22 May 2012, 23:12, Reply)

I don't really wear polo's any more.
Mostly because you can't really wear coats or jumpers or cardigans with them, I only really like wearing them on their own and it's hardly ever warm enough for it.
BUT - I would say Sunspel. I wore my Sunspel Riviera polo today, I absolutely love it. Plus I found out after I bought it that Daniel Craig wears them in the James Bond films which is pretty neat, eh? This one is mine - www.sunspel.com/uk/mens/polo-shirts/riviera-polo-shirt-navy.html
Understated and classy, you can get them much cheaper than that as well it's just the best picture.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 22 May 2012, 23:14, Reply)

I like that Baz.
I've bought most 'popular' brands in the past and always end up going back to a Fred Perry, but the cut of that looks nice.

I might well invest.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 May 2012, 23:23, Reply)

Do it, you won't regret it. But look around online for it cos you'll be able to get it cheaper.
I love plain stuff. Sunspel is the absolute king for it. I've worn and washed that polo tons of times and it still looks brand new. If it's good enough for Bond...
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 22 May 2012, 23:27, Reply)

Then it'll be good enough for TheDogFucker.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 May 2012, 23:27, Reply)

If you need any discount codes for websites gimme a shout as I've got them coming out me arse.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 22 May 2012, 23:30, Reply)

Nice.
'Baz! Shit I some discount will ya?'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 May 2012, 23:32, Reply)

Mainly from indoors
Been at work all day and then inside an art studio all evening.
I did eat my dinner in the garden though.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 May 2012, 22:53, Reply)

DogFucker,
Reporting in.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 May 2012, 22:55, Reply)

Evening Jeff

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 May 2012, 22:57, Reply)

Alright Tangles me old fruit?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 May 2012, 22:59, Reply)

Not bad for a young'un
Has it been gym or pub tonight?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 May 2012, 23:02, Reply)

Both. Sort of.
I watched an olympic torch sail by from a pub.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 May 2012, 23:03, Reply)

Take it easy
You don't want to over exert yourself.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 May 2012, 23:05, Reply)

Innit.
How are the mini Tangle clan?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 May 2012, 23:05, Reply)

Asleep
And may they stay that way until morning*

*They won't.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 May 2012, 23:07, Reply)

haha.
You'll be forced to get up in the night. I won't.

Well, unless I need a piss.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 May 2012, 23:08, Reply)

I 'ate you, Butler.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 May 2012, 23:17, Reply)

Get that bus out!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 May 2012, 23:17, Reply)

Has Jeff been enjoying the sunshine?

(berk, Tue 22 May 2012, 22:57, Reply)

Sunshine AND Olympic flame action.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 May 2012, 22:59, Reply)

And a beer, I have no doubt?

(berk, Tue 22 May 2012, 23:01, Reply)

Of course.
My vantage point was close to a pub.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 May 2012, 23:01, Reply)

Evening pal.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 22 May 2012, 23:13, Reply)

Alright Bobster.
Didn't get caught up in the Olympic spirit then?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 May 2012, 23:16, Reply)

Didn't know it was happening. More fun on the downs.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 22 May 2012, 23:17, Reply)

No pubs on the downs.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 May 2012, 23:18, Reply)

No, but some nice girls and awesome weather.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 22 May 2012, 23:30, Reply)

I'm guessing the weather was fairly similar central.
Neither was it a 'bird free zone'.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 May 2012, 23:31, Reply)

ThunderCunt has arrived.

I've been in Bristol flying kites and playing with lightsabers on the downs.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 22 May 2012, 23:11, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nn77o_7qsZ0&feature=youtube_gdata_player
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 May 2012, 23:13, Reply)

WOW! I want that to happen everytime I come into a room.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 22 May 2012, 23:14, Reply)

It's what I heard when you arrived.
Evening Bobby, how was today's exam?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 May 2012, 23:16, Reply)

Alright, English fine, maths was a bit shitter but should have passed.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 22 May 2012, 23:18, Reply)

been in Bristol flying kites and playing with lightsabers on the got
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 May 2012, 23:17, Reply)

Simple, but effective.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 May 2012, 23:19, Reply)

I'm quite proud of it.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 May 2012, 23:19, Reply)

You sir are a cunt.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 22 May 2012, 23:20, Reply)

But a funny one.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 May 2012, 23:20, Reply)

mos def
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 22 May 2012, 23:21, Reply)

And I mean no harm either Bob.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 May 2012, 23:24, Reply)

Thanks man, nice of you. Are you queering me up?
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 22 May 2012, 23:28, Reply)

I look fuck all like your mate Wenger.
So no.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 May 2012, 23:29, Reply)

He is a very 'unfortunate' looking man.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 22 May 2012, 23:29, Reply)

You love him.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 May 2012, 23:31, Reply)

Once Jeffers, once. Now I am just fond of him.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 22 May 2012, 23:33, Reply)

I've just found my favourite t-shirt that I thought I'd lost, it was in box under the stairs(???)
I was looking for more wine. The t-shirt has fishes on it and it's perfect. I'm gonna wear it tomorrow. What a fantastic day this has been.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 22 May 2012, 23:20, Reply)

You really are quite happy at the moment aren't you Baz.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 May 2012, 23:21, Reply)

Bless him
he's like a well dressed puppy.
(berk, Tue 22 May 2012, 23:22, Reply)

Innit berky.
He is like a dog with two dicks.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 May 2012, 23:24, Reply)

Today's combination of glorious weather, a bottle of wine, five beers and my t-shirt reappearing has made me rather giddy.
Plus I now know for certain the doris one thousand percent likes me as much as I like her, I was far too anxious about it previously. And oh yeah, the other previous girl has started texting me and 'liking' everything I do on Facebook. I haven't dignified her with a response to anything, and I won't, she can get lost. But christ am I smug about it.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 22 May 2012, 23:25, Reply)

Good for you Baz.
Would like you a (slightly) vintage summer song to round off the day?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 May 2012, 23:26, Reply)

Fuck it. Have it anyway.
(Skip the Ad).

www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZnoj88y9j8
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 May 2012, 23:27, Reply)

Get Ad Block you nutter, no adverts.
That's ace, it's gone onto my Spotify playlist. This is getting caned non stop right now, summer vibes baby - youtu.be/InO1-QYsnnc
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 22 May 2012, 23:28, Reply)

Just add the album, Hand on the torch
At least, I think it's called that.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 May 2012, 23:30, Reply)

Good grief
that's a bit rave-y.
(berk, Tue 22 May 2012, 23:33, Reply)

Funky Funky!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ha869SxJcag&feature=related
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 May 2012, 23:34, Reply)

I can do funky.
youtu.be/BatRP03qgf4
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 22 May 2012, 23:35, Reply)

I actually really like this one.

(berk, Tue 22 May 2012, 23:40, Reply)

Fire up the album when you're next at a barbie.
Or create a play list for it, it's a good album.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 May 2012, 23:42, Reply)

Just for berk
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXCN1DhHTZA
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 May 2012, 23:36, Reply)

Ha!
I remember this.
(berk, Tue 22 May 2012, 23:39, Reply)

I hope you're making some shapes!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 May 2012, 23:40, Reply)

Oh god, I remember making shapes in that fucking club the other week.
I hope I came across as taking the piss...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 22 May 2012, 23:44, Reply)

I shouldn't worry
I vaguely remember dancing like a total arsehole with everyone, to everything, and serenading Jeff with Pulp.
(berk, Tue 22 May 2012, 23:45, Reply)

I'm a man of rhythm.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 May 2012, 23:46, Reply)

I seem to remember being overtaken by the spirit of Darth
and waltzing with Monty to Dick Dale and the Deltones. Which is not an easy track to waltz to...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 22 May 2012, 23:46, Reply)

I wish I had seen that.

(berk, Tue 22 May 2012, 23:50, Reply)

Rather, you wish you remember seeing it.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 May 2012, 23:51, Reply)

That too
although I do remember large chunks of the evening with embarrassing clarity, some of it is also rather fuzzy...
(berk, Tue 22 May 2012, 23:54, Reply)

Surely the sign of a good bash?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 May 2012, 23:55, Reply)

I prefer to recall exactly how I've embarrassed myself
so I know who to direct the grovelling apologies to the following morning.
(berk, Tue 22 May 2012, 23:57, Reply)

I don't recall you making a tit of yourself.
So I'm guessing you've nothing to worry about.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 May 2012, 0:00, Reply)

Heh
I shall choose to believe that your recollection of the night is less fuzzy than mine, then. That said, I am still looking forward to the next one.
(berk, Wed 23 May 2012, 0:03, Reply)

What is the next 'big one'?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 May 2012, 0:04, Reply)

Yours/Montys/Stunneds
is the next one on the calendar. Although there's various bits and bobs happening over the summer, I think.
(berk, Wed 23 May 2012, 0:06, Reply)

StunnedStock has a ring to it!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 May 2012, 0:10, Reply)

But then poor Monty will feel left out...

(berk, Wed 23 May 2012, 0:11, Reply)

BoyceBash
StunnedStock

It all works.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 May 2012, 0:11, Reply)

Haha
yes, I guess so. Anyway, bed beckons - night!
(berk, Wed 23 May 2012, 0:18, Reply)

The early nineties have a great deal to answer for
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZWx95DBvB8
(berk, Tue 22 May 2012, 23:44, Reply)

I'm fucked.
Gotta hit the sack. Right after one more tab and locking up.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 22 May 2012, 23:32, Reply)

I've smoked twenty four tabs today and I'll smoke more before I go to bed.
That's absolutely atrocious.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 22 May 2012, 23:35, Reply)

About ten for me.
The benefits of being at work, I guess.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 22 May 2012, 23:40, Reply)

You still making your own DG?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 May 2012, 23:41, Reply)

Mostly, yeah.
I buy a pack for through the week (waiting for the train, lunchtime, leaving work) though as it's easier than carrying everything about. I could knock a few up each morning I suppose.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 22 May 2012, 23:43, Reply)

Good lad.
You know it makes sense... bonny lad.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 May 2012, 23:45, Reply)

Then again that would mean getting up five minutes earlier...

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 22 May 2012, 23:45, Reply)

Speaking of which... I'm off. Night all.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 22 May 2012, 23:49, Reply)

A successful assemble, I reckon.
Good night team, and good luck.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 23 May 2012, 0:43, Reply)