Your daughter is going to love these.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 23 May 2012, 10:23, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

she's right about this one, Monts.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:24, Reply)

Will she bollocks.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:40, Reply)

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What do you call a small three legged donkey with a squint, a whale, a white American, playing the piano in a James Brown style?

A plinky plonky winky minkie honky dinky wonky fonky donkey.

For fuck's sake my morning stool could write these.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:43, Reply)

did you mean little richard?
i don't think james brown played piano
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:44, Reply)

James Brown was fonky, not Little Richard.
The JB's had pianists and organists but I don't know their names and if I don't, no one else will, thus undermining this otherwise MASSIVELY FUNNY JOKE.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:48, Reply)

on wikipedia there is a picture of him on keyboard
he must have played at least a bit
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:55, Reply)

YESSS!!!!!!!
That's what I meant to say, obv.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:58, Reply)