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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'm a cunt but not a big enough cunt to ever consider standing for parliament
Alt. Hoovering, its fucking noisy and gives me a headache. I now have OAK FLOORBOARDS and just use a nice quiet brush.
Alt Alt. The Mars bar I ate out of Sallys front bum. It was all melted and chocolate nougat fanny juice is not nice.
I'm having Pate and crusty bread, thanks for asking.
( , Thu 24 May 2012, 12:33, 1 reply, 12 years ago)
Alt. Hoovering, its fucking noisy and gives me a headache. I now have OAK FLOORBOARDS and just use a nice quiet brush.
Alt Alt. The Mars bar I ate out of Sallys front bum. It was all melted and chocolate nougat fanny juice is not nice.
I'm having Pate and crusty bread, thanks for asking.
( , Thu 24 May 2012, 12:33, 1 reply, 12 years ago)
Thank heavens for small mercies
Do I go to the pub and have a pint in the sun?
( , Thu 24 May 2012, 12:41, Reply)
Do I go to the pub and have a pint in the sun?
( , Thu 24 May 2012, 12:41, Reply)
Depends
If its a pint of fanny juice, cider or lager then no, if its a nice manly pint of dark ale then yes.
( , Thu 24 May 2012, 12:43, Reply)
If its a pint of fanny juice, cider or lager then no, if its a nice manly pint of dark ale then yes.
( , Thu 24 May 2012, 12:43, Reply)
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