Hmmm....
Repeal the Deed Poll laws and round up everyone who's first name is "Stacy" or "Jordan" and lock them up in a concentration camp together with everyone caught owning a Staffordshire Terrier. Anyone who voted Tory in 1997, or Labour in 2001 or 2005 will be denied the opportunity to ever vote again because they're clearly a fuckwit.

Oh and the chairman of Southeastern Trains will be the guest of honour at the innaugural annual public bollock-kicking festival.

Alt: Mowing the lawn.

Alt Alt: A tuna vol-au-vent which I nibbled on in error.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 24 May 2012, 13:16, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

What would have been the correct way to vote at these three elections?
Please show your working.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:28, Reply)

Not Tory in 1997 or Labour in 2001/2005 - Pay attention in class.

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 24 May 2012, 13:31, Reply)

You are not offering an alternative
Or showing your working.
0/10 - See me.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:39, Reply)

Aw, but he was excellent in American History X!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:30, Reply)

Fuck off, I used to have a rescue Staffie
she was brilliant.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:45, Reply)

the guy likes cats
give him a break
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:53, Reply)