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i'm starting a thread because
I am grumpy even though it's a nice day. Also I have lunch. We never had saturday lunch threads, perhaps we could so that
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 May 2012, 14:04,
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I've just been to the tip and now have a sausage sandwich.
Then I'm going shopping for stuff to put on the charcoal-flame interface system tomorrow. After which we shall get the dog out for a walk, and then drive through to the next town to see an awesome band.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 26 May 2012, 14:15,
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well
that sounds like a good weekend, what are you doing here?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 May 2012, 14:34,
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Killing time until the missus is ready.
Which she now is.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 26 May 2012, 14:52,
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I'm so unbelievably bored it hurts.
I'm going round a girl's house at five, of which I fear it could be horrifically awkward, just to get out of the house. I can't wait until all my mates are back home. Or to go back to Newcastle on Thursday.
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Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 26 May 2012, 14:28,
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why awkward?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 May 2012, 14:34,
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I've never been alone with her before, just in a group of mates.
We're not even that close.
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Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 26 May 2012, 15:27,
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I'm dying
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Sat 26 May 2012, 14:43,
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Why are you grumpy, Cavy?
I'm nice and happy. It's lovely and sunny outside, I'm wilting slightly but haven't got anything else to do, and I can collapse in the shade with a cold drink.
There may be salad involved at some point.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 26 May 2012, 14:51,
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salad sounds less exciting that
hartley hare's recommendation of beer, but I had that yesterday.
I think I'm grumpy just because I have a big work thing hanging over my head and I'm worrying rather than doing it. Also, I'm tired. I need to do something to break out of it
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 May 2012, 16:20,
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Why is Cavy grumpy?
I've spent most of the morning being dragged to shops, it's the wifes B-day tomorrow, shopping makes me grumpy.
Also chasing bits of A0 sized paper around the garden makes me grumpy.
I think the only answer is beer.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 26 May 2012, 15:04,
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I've just had a shower and a shave.
I've got a few things to do, then I'll be going out for good times.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 May 2012, 15:11,
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I've sorted out my bedroom.
Because in its current state it depresses me. I've already earmarked a load of new stuff to buy. Starting with the most acest shelving unit I've ever seen.
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Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 26 May 2012, 15:27,
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How ace can a shelving unit be?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 26 May 2012, 15:32,
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Pretty darn ace, let me tell you.
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Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 26 May 2012, 15:33,
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Set up a link
Are they any acer than these?
www.shelvingideas.co.uk
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 26 May 2012, 15:34,
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Got sunstroke
send help.
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Kroney, Sat 26 May 2012, 15:52,
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100 watt bulbs again?
LUX bad
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 26 May 2012, 15:53,
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alright mistaspakkaman
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 26 May 2012, 16:03,
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Fine thanks Rory how's you?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 26 May 2012, 16:08,
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Killer man, need to go into work now, needs must etc etc
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 26 May 2012, 16:11,
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Have a good time
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 26 May 2012, 16:12,
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Woh', is it you?
What happened to you? You were all like "Lah lah lah, I'm Mr Spakkerman." and then KAPLOWIE, girlfriend and real life and shit.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 26 May 2012, 18:52,
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2 pints of lukewarm water
some food, some shade and some sleep
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 May 2012, 16:20,
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Cavy spill the grumpy beans.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 26 May 2012, 16:32,
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i did
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 May 2012, 16:43,
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Lost me there
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 26 May 2012, 16:47,
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Afternoon
I've been on the roof with a picnic blanket, a sports drink and a good book. Now I am back to cool down a bit and catch the end of the League One Playoff Final. In a bit I'll have a lukewarm shower I reckon.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 26 May 2012, 16:50,
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Been out sorting garden stuff and generally toasting
I am also having a charcoal based afternoon tomorrow but actually need to buy the "thing" and the meat to cook on it
Mrs Cow is out again with work so I shall be drinking wine and watching shit films.
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Sat 26 May 2012, 18:33,
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Watch the euro's
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 26 May 2012, 18:35,
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I think not
I could set myself on fire in preference
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Sat 26 May 2012, 18:44,
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Gaaaaayy
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 26 May 2012, 18:47,
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we should
live /ot* the eurovision songs.
*like live tweeting.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 May 2012, 19:11,
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I can bring myself to read the Eurovision but not watch
I have transforming robots and alien creatures to watch, a chimnea to stoke and wine to drink
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Sat 26 May 2012, 19:16,
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i prefer watching it in the company of alcohol and friends
but I have neither this evening.
I misread chimnea as Chimera which was a bit weird. I still don't know what a chimnea is
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 May 2012, 19:18,
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I like the thought of him having a chimera in the garden.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 26 May 2012, 19:21,
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I feed it cats
A chimnea is basically an excuse for a fire
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Sat 26 May 2012, 19:30,
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I've spent all day coding.
I got stuck for 1 eppisode of The Apprentice and The Muppets Movie. It was one tiny thing that was causing it not to work. I eventually realised why and fixed but, but FUCK ME, it was a fucking teddious sollution causing me to start new projects from scratch about 3 times to see where I'm going wrong and then not seeing it. then TUDDAH, I have to create a window object before injecting into an action of a tab inside the Tittainum Studio running the Appcelrator JS framework & Wrapper in order to get the app I'm building inside the iOS iPhone Emulator.
This is all for my wonderfully vile app idea that I'm not sure is 'funny' outside of my head....."Barney's Playbook", a digitalised version of scams to get women to sleep on you, with rankings, photos and reports for each 'play'.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 26 May 2012, 18:49,
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I've also had half a day's worth of calories in Nerd sweets, which are 90% sugar, litterally.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 26 May 2012, 18:51,
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I'm just off to get me some sugar and wine.
In order to make me feel better about the stupid Barryoaks style girl situation I've got at the moment.
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Kroney, Sat 26 May 2012, 19:01,
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C'mon Kroney, don't herp on about it, spill the beans.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 26 May 2012, 19:04,
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You know how Barry's all
"does she like me doesn't she like me why isn't she paying me any attention oh god oh god oh god?"
It's a bit like that, only whilst being infinitely cooler about it, obv. Nice girl, seemed interested. Fallen off the face of the world. Just a bit =/ about it, that's all.
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Kroney, Sat 26 May 2012, 19:11,
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"...and I've only texted her 20 times this hour
and I've peered through her curtains and I'm sure she was in"
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 May 2012, 19:31,
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I can't be bothered with all that anymore, I'm defaulting to no one liking me that way and if I'm wrong then all the better.
I never know when they like me or not, I just can't tell anymore, fuck 'em, I have my coding to keep me occupid.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 26 May 2012, 20:05,
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Does your code have breasts?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Sat 26 May 2012, 20:09,
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No, ut I do.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 26 May 2012, 21:06,
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Sorry, you lost me after tuddah
But well done, or sorry, as appropriate.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 26 May 2012, 18:53,
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Basicly, in the most simple way to say it, I have completely and utterly wasted my entire life.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 26 May 2012, 19:01,
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I have 5 boxes of chocolates in the house
2 of them Thorntons and one of them Green and Blacks and I can eat none of them. FFS.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 May 2012, 19:30,
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Why not?
Green and Blacks is nom
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Sat 26 May 2012, 19:31,
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If I ever want to be less of a bloater
it is best I open none. At least for a few weeks
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 May 2012, 19:32,
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I have some Thorntons to eat during Eurovision.
I'm not even guilty.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 26 May 2012, 19:38,
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Gaz them to me then!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Sat 26 May 2012, 20:08,
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I thought Gareth Southgate just said "I'd really like to see the white players turn it on."
Blimey! I'm pretty certain on reflection he said
wide players.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 26 May 2012, 19:39,
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Piers Morgan made a lolwaki Football joke on twitter.
He's such a man of the people.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 26 May 2012, 19:45,
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I hate him but annoyingly like his interview thingy
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Sat 26 May 2012, 20:08,
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this amused the hell out of me
www.goal.com/en/match/79810/switzerland-vs-germany/reportSwitzerland beat Germany 5-3. :)
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 26 May 2012, 20:18,
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Tonight for dinner I've made.
Conchiglie in a sauce made using apple cider, garlic, chili, crab, parsley, spring onion & seafood sticks.
With some garlic bread to mop up.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 26 May 2012, 21:08,
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