Fucking alright.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 May 2012, 10:42, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

The air con's fucking broken *again*
I'm drier than your mum's biff at a Chippendale's gig.

*drinks water cooler dry*
( Kroney, Mon 28 May 2012, 10:43, Reply)

Hahahahah

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 May 2012, 10:44, Reply)

that was a mental image and a half.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 28 May 2012, 10:45, Reply)

I hear that she's known as "Scirocco"
as she's drier than the desert wind. You know that scene in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade where the Nazi guy ages rapidly and eventually crumbled into dust?

That happened to the last man that tried to chat up Monty's mum. Her growler got so dry it actually sucked all the moisture out of his body.
( Kroney, Mon 28 May 2012, 10:55, Reply)