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Hey it's a news link about football and racism
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-18192375

So Poland and Ukraine are full of rascist drunks and so shouldn't host football matches? Or should they and if there's racism then the match will be called off.

Will the Polish/Ukrainian fans embarrass themselves and end up getting a bunch of matches replayed? I think so.

Alt: How was your weekend? Fun? I went to parks and shit, it was good.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 28 May 2012, 10:26, 260 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

friday we went for amanda's leaving drinks, that was good
except amanda's daughter was giving her grief so she was in a right state

saturday we went to covent garden comedy club, that was good, and we had mexican for tea. the food was lovely but we couldn't tell which bits were vegetarian

yesterday i did fuck all
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 May 2012, 10:28, Reply)

Awww
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-china-18218878
I went to hamstead heath on Sunday, I've never been before, you can tell why the bummers love it, there's plenty of bushes and that.

What was amandas daughters problem quent?
(PsychoChomp, Mon 28 May 2012, 10:29, Reply)

i dunno
this is the same girl who was going out with an apparent drug dealer last year, and still went back to him after he RAN HER OVER.

I don't like bbc news anymore, seems to be a lot of advertising there, an article on Iron Sky and the new Mazda? is that news?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 May 2012, 10:35, Reply)

Sounds a bit like an Accordionist.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 May 2012, 10:37, Reply)

from what i know they had a row
he chucked her out of the car and she went mental at one of his windows, he drove off, knocking her over and breaking her arm

charming fellow, i'm sure
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 May 2012, 10:39, Reply)

Sounds like a tip-top chap.
Have you got his phone number by any chance?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 May 2012, 10:40, Reply)

Or her number,
she most definatly will be a supermodel.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 28 May 2012, 10:41, Reply)

honestly, she's 18 years old and yes she is pretty stunning
bit too much make up, but definitely a looker like her mum

edit might be 19 now, not sure
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 May 2012, 10:44, Reply)

Tell her mum to introduce us and that you know me from the internet and my cock is about twice as long as a tarantula.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 28 May 2012, 10:56, Reply)

i don't think she'd be interested in a man from the internet
don't you already have a girlfriend?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 May 2012, 10:58, Reply)

Yes, I just want you to embarrass yourself in front of colleagues.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 28 May 2012, 10:59, Reply)

amanda was the receptionist at my gf's office, i only know her from lunching there
and it was her LEAVING DRINKS, haven't you been paying attention, you IDIOT?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:01, Reply)

Didn't you become facebook friends you IDIOT?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:05, Reply)

YES BUT THAT WOULDN'T HUMILIATE ME IN FRONT OF MY COLLEAGUES
OMFUCKENG YOU IDIOT
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:07, Reply)

She should get Beckyletters to break his leg.

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 May 2012, 10:40, Reply)

what is that?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 May 2012, 10:44, Reply)

Do you think there was a voice that kept on calling him?

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 May 2012, 10:38, Reply)

Hampstead Heath is very pleasant, apart from the used condoms and bummerists everywhere.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 May 2012, 10:38, Reply)

Apparently there are tarantulars on the heath.
but a hipster told me so it's probably bollocks.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 28 May 2012, 10:39, Reply)

I call hogwash.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 May 2012, 10:41, Reply)

Hmmm
www.camdennewjournal.co.uk/061605/n061605_06.htm
(PsychoChomp, Mon 28 May 2012, 10:42, Reply)

Oh so they're an inch long.
Wooo scary.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 May 2012, 10:45, Reply)

Yeah, that's nothing, it's like half the size of my cock.
I aint scared of them.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 28 May 2012, 10:46, Reply)

I spent Friday shopping for meat for the BBQ
Saturday was a very long and tiring day, spent cooking, entertaining, preparing food, etc. Great fun though, just glad I only do it once a year.

Had a pub lunch yesterday to sort me out for the day, then went to see Men In Black 3. It's not as shit as 2, but still not even close to 1. Enjoyable enough for £3.20 though.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 28 May 2012, 10:32, Reply)

Are we as a nation in a position to judge any other for being racist drunks?

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 May 2012, 10:35, Reply)

If you were a nation, then no.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 28 May 2012, 10:36, Reply)

shut up you black cunt
your my fucken best pal
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 May 2012, 10:36, Reply)

It's fine because we use the disclaimer "I'm not a racist, but..."

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 May 2012, 10:38, Reply)

The Police should just instantly eject anyone shouting racist abuse
Alt:

Fucking great! Amazing weather and a cracking BBQ yesterday meant I ended up drinking 12 cans of cider in the sun.
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 May 2012, 10:38, Reply)

I think one of the problems IS the police.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 May 2012, 10:39, Reply)

I'll be watching YOU son

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 May 2012, 10:50, Reply)

Fuck's sake. Fucking work.
Fucking bastards. Fuck fuck fuck.

How are you?
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Kroney, Mon 28 May 2012, 10:41, Reply)

Fucking alright.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 May 2012, 10:42, Reply)

The air con's fucking broken *again*
I'm drier than your mum's biff at a Chippendale's gig.

*drinks water cooler dry*
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Kroney, Mon 28 May 2012, 10:43, Reply)

Hahahahah

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 May 2012, 10:44, Reply)

that was a mental image and a half.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 28 May 2012, 10:45, Reply)

I hear that she's known as "Scirocco"
as she's drier than the desert wind. You know that scene in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade where the Nazi guy ages rapidly and eventually crumbled into dust?

That happened to the last man that tried to chat up Monty's mum. Her growler got so dry it actually sucked all the moisture out of his body.
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Kroney, Mon 28 May 2012, 10:55, Reply)

cool man, cool.
Lots to do today though.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 28 May 2012, 10:43, Reply)

Same, it's mental in here today.
I'm only posting now as I'm so cross I've gone on a mini-strike.
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Kroney, Mon 28 May 2012, 10:44, Reply)

I spent my weekend, studying and working. And being alone.
I realised that most of my teeshirts make me look fat, and now I need to lose about 5kg. So I went to the pool to exercise today. Feel virtuous and stuff.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 28 May 2012, 10:44, Reply)

T shirts aren't a very flattering garment.
I wish there was a pool near me I didn't have to join a gym to use.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 28 May 2012, 10:45, Reply)

it's fucking expensive, even getting the concession rate.
I've lost weight since last year but I need to lose some more.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 28 May 2012, 10:47, Reply)

It's usually about £3-£5 around here,
which if you go more than once a week adds up.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 28 May 2012, 10:52, Reply)

yeah it's $3.80 with my student concession.
I'm going to either walk, swim or dance at least once a day, four days a week.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 28 May 2012, 10:54, Reply)

$3.80 is about 20p though

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 May 2012, 10:55, Reply)

no it isn't. It's more like a fiver.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 28 May 2012, 10:56, Reply)

it's £2.39, you IDIOT
i bet you feel sheepish now
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 May 2012, 10:57, Reply)

Nah not really.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 28 May 2012, 10:58, Reply)

omg i can't believe it, this is like the ZING of the century
i'm gonna write this on the board at work and print you on my fridge
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 May 2012, 10:59, Reply)

You can put me on the fridge all you like darlin'.
It ain't going to change my lack of sheepishness.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 28 May 2012, 11:01, Reply)

i like that you've got bottle, kid
but it won't serve you well when you're COMPLETELY UNAWARE of the current exchange rates
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:02, Reply)

I don't need to be aware when I'm not planning on visiting for a fair while.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 28 May 2012, 11:04, Reply)

even so, any fule no that australian pretend money ain't worth jack compared to the queen's own

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:06, Reply)

You're so cute sometimes quentin.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 28 May 2012, 11:07, Reply)

cheers man

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:09, Reply)

Australian pretend money belongs to the queen too.

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:08, Reply)

SHUT THE FUCK UP TANGLES, I'M MAKING A POINT

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:10, Reply)

Tangles is correct though.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 28 May 2012, 11:11, Reply)

In a fundermentally incorrect way.
The queen doesn't own money apart from her own.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:12, Reply)

I thought she never carried money?

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:12, Reply)

her passport photo is a tenner

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:13, Reply)

the P bomb just dropped in onna place
(crowd = silenced)
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:13, Reply)

yeah i know, it was kind of a set-up
i do that sometimes you know, i deliberately say the wrong thing so that someone will correct me so i can start an argument

its not cos i'm thick, honest
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:12, Reply)

She's not from New Zealand
lolololol.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 28 May 2012, 10:58, Reply)

because they touch sheep like the welsh! lololololol

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 May 2012, 10:59, Reply)

There's an outdoor one in the park by my house
which I completely forgot about on the weekend. Silly Monty.

Mind you it would have been heaving.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 May 2012, 10:47, Reply)

Don't go to a Lido
they're fucking rank. The Guildford one's always got a layer of dirt floating on the top because the chavs all go there for their yearly bath.
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Kroney, Mon 28 May 2012, 10:49, Reply)

The London Fields pool is undoubtedly chock full of hipsters with quiffs and shit tattoos.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 May 2012, 10:54, Reply)

Then there'll be a scum layer
of hair gel and Dax wax.
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Kroney, Mon 28 May 2012, 10:56, Reply)

And the acrid stench of 'look at me' hanging thick in the air.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 May 2012, 10:57, Reply)

Full of kids pissing their bodyweight every 20 minutes into the pool.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 28 May 2012, 10:49, Reply)

There's a separate kids pool.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 May 2012, 10:55, Reply)

You'd be in there in a shot.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 28 May 2012, 10:57, Reply)

PEAROAST!!!!! Alt: My weekend was ace
I went to see some bands in London on Friday. I spent Saturday drinking champagne and eating samosas in the sun at a friends house. And on Sunday I eavesdropped a concert at Warwick Arts Centre in the afternoon, with baby tangle asleep on my shoulder while Mrs Dupinblue took the bigger little tangle to the theatre.
This is essentially a repost of my "What are your weekend plans?" response from Friday, with the tenses changed.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 May 2012, 10:46, Reply)

Should I have put "Pearoast"?

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 May 2012, 10:46, Reply)

only if you're a twat.
so yes.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 28 May 2012, 10:47, Reply)

Good point - I'll edit it in.

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 May 2012, 10:47, Reply)

'Have a roasted pea'

'Thanks. Have a punch in the fucking face'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 May 2012, 10:53, Reply)

are roasted peas very nice?
i can't imagine they are
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 May 2012, 10:54, Reply)

i really hate tourist cunts coming to london and filling up the nice places when it's sunny
kew gardens was lovely but it was full of cunts whining about the cost of everything. urgh!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:26, Reply)

Weekend was shit due to illness. I have just come home from work as I'm still feeling rough.

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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 May 2012, 10:57, Reply)

I'm praying to all the gods, old and new, that I don't get sick now.
I have exams starting this week.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 28 May 2012, 11:06, Reply)

You could just wash your hands often and eat well
that'll be more effective.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:07, Reply)

I do that anyway.
I have hand sanitiser. And I'm a veggie who is basically eating like a vegan lately. I doubt my diet could be much healthier.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 28 May 2012, 11:08, Reply)

MEAT

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:08, Reply)

Citation needed.

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:09, Reply)

MEAT

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:10, Reply)

Blegh.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 28 May 2012, 11:11, Reply)

MEAT
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:34, Reply)

Stop trying to link people to pictures of your cock, AA.

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:36, Reply)

It's not that.
It's the meat from my weekend BBQ
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:51, Reply)

Have you tried roasted peas?

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:09, Reply)

Vegans lose alot of the health benefits of vegetarians
Eat an omlette.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:09, Reply)

With bacon and mature cheddar

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:10, Reply)

I can't afford to buy eggs at the moment.
I have two left in the fridge.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 28 May 2012, 11:10, Reply)

Use them then.

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:10, Reply)

yeah they're tomorrow's dinner.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 28 May 2012, 11:12, Reply)

Edited for health advice.
~~omelette~~ black pudding.
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Kroney, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:11, Reply)

*gags*

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 28 May 2012, 11:12, Reply)

Slice it first, you fool.

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:13, Reply)

I've tried Black pudding.
I tried English Black pudding and I tried French Black Pudding. I gagged on both of them.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 28 May 2012, 11:15, Reply)

What about cock?
It's meat, but does it make you gag?
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:16, Reply)

This is important

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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:16, Reply)

Why do you care? it's not like you'll ever get to find out in person. :P

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 28 May 2012, 11:18, Reply)

i like the flirty tongue smiley at the end of this
makes me think maybe rory has a chance after all
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:20, Reply)

No. It's just me being silly.
His chances are about as great as the queens are.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 28 May 2012, 11:22, Reply)

you want to nosh off the queen?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:23, Reply)

NO I DON'T. THAT'S THE POINT, THICKHEAD!

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 28 May 2012, 11:23, Reply)

YEAH YOU DO YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW THE CURRENT AUS - UKP EXCHANGE RATE
OMFG
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:24, Reply)

OMG YOU'RE SO SHIT
I HATE YOU.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 28 May 2012, 11:26, Reply)

(rocky stance)

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:27, Reply)

I'm blacking up for my minstrel show already
She digs all that ironic racism
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:23, Reply)

I dread to think what's in *French* black pudding.
It's bound to be vile.
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Kroney, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:16, Reply)

I was incredibly vile.
The English one was kinda drier and crumbly. The French one was all ... moist...
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 28 May 2012, 11:18, Reply)

I have my ECG booked for the 13th June
woo
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:08, Reply)

That's the day of my last exam.
Here's hoping it goes well for both of us!
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 28 May 2012, 11:10, Reply)

G T
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:11, Reply)

?

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:13, Reply)

Why would he be getting ElectroConvulsiveTherapy?

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 28 May 2012, 11:13, Reply)

He failed to respond to other interventions such as medication and psychotherapy.

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:15, Reply)

He's MENTAL isn't he
always with the gags him
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:15, Reply)

ahh
No, WE have that booked for the 12th June
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:17, Reply)

you seen this?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-18152914

i wish i lived in the 50s instead of now
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:19, Reply)

so do we...

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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:32, Reply)

So do we.
EDIT: Ah, piss.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:33, Reply)

ah, AA.
always that one step behind.

probably so that you can perve over people's arses.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:36, Reply)

Not allowed to currently, sadly

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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:43, Reply)

Stop shitting in parks, Chompy. It's unsanitary.
I think the Polish are the only nation in Europe that can match us for drunken racism. Mind you, a lot of their older generation have first hand experience of other nations being 'a bit mean'.

I'm really looking forward to the football starting. Not least because there'll be at least a few matches covered by teh BBC, and I won't have to be subjected to Adrian Chiles' stupid fat ugly rubbery face.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 28 May 2012, 11:20, Reply)

Poland in the1930s was a stronghold of anti-Semitism
and when the Germans installed themselves, on the whole they at best couldn't give a shit about the plight of their Jewish population and at worst were extremely pleased to find themselves being 'cleansed'. They aren't the boo hoo victims of history as people tend to think. They are a brutal bunch of shitheads.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:39, Reply)

racist

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 28 May 2012, 11:40, Reply)

Clive Tyldesley is the worst commentator on the fucking planet.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 28 May 2012, 11:48, Reply)

At least the tournament isn't being held on OT the most racist place on earth
Weekend was excellent, me and the babba had loads of fun and she has been very well behaved. We are currently sat in the park.

Also I went to a lesbian BBQ.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:22, Reply)

sorry but i'm not racist and i don' thionk most people here are
besides how do you do an international football tournament on a chat room? think it through, NA
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:25, Reply)

Sorry quentin I'll try harder
I think monty's racism is a match for all of poland
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:27, Reply)

Poor Noel, so racist people dare not speak his name any more

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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:30, Reply)

It's alright, he'll just use ours.

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 28 May 2012, 11:35, Reply)

my gf is racist, which is unusual for a big-nosed french jew

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:30, Reply)

Hahah no it fucking isn't.
The fundamental belief of all Jews is in their racial superiority over the rest of humankind as they are 'God's chosen people'. The worst and most open racists I've ever met have all been Jewish.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:41, Reply)

she's not really a jew, or french, she's just has a big nose and dirty complexion

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:43, Reply)

~~ly a jew, or french, she's just has a big nose and dirty complexion~~
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:54, Reply)

I didn't know you were Jewish

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:44, Reply)

So, BBQ clams and beef kebabs then?

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:26, Reply)

Rack of lamb actually, fnarr
Seriously though the best BBQ food, crispy on the outside and pink juicy and moist in the middle. Fuck sausages sausages can lick my hairy haki sacK
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:28, Reply)

I did BBQ chicken legs, roast potato, chinese spare ribs, burgers, rainbow trout and sausages
Fucking NOM
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:35, Reply)

Thanks, I'm now starving
Oh, why did you call me a dolphin?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:41, Reply)

Your water bills must have been very high

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:43, Reply)

£345 for the year unmetered
Thames water are prickd
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:55, Reply)

BBQ chicken legs, plain chicken legs, hot and spicy wings, pork & tomato sausages, steak, chinese style pork steaks
Pork loin, burgers, and home made kebabs (chicken marinaded in lime, ginger, chilli and soy sauce).
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:52, Reply)

OT isn't racist you [MOD edit]

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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:33, Reply)

Was that a real MOD edit?

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:36, Reply)

Gullible twat

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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:37, Reply)

meh

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:44, Reply)

[MOD EDIT]

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:37, Reply)

It just amazes me that people in Poland can be so thick and have Neo Nazi leanings.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:34, Reply)

Slavs are inherently thick.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:42, Reply)

LOL

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:42, Reply)

i went to see "one man, two guv'nors" on fri, it was really excellent
you should all go.

the number of cunts invading and swarming around london at the weekend really annoyed me. god knows how people cope with living somewhere like brighton. the cunt explosions round there as soon as there is one ray of sunshine must be infuriating.

it has made me think that the olympics is NOT going to be fun. we should have a cunt exclusion zone around zones 1 & 2, maybe.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:35, Reply)

Is that like two girls one cup?

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 28 May 2012, 11:37, Reply)

much much dirtier

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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:42, Reply)

phwoar

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 28 May 2012, 11:45, Reply)

I am sick of living in London. Fucking shit pit, full of crime, dirt, noise, pollution, bad schools and poor people.

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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:40, Reply)

I'm sick of the entire South East.
Overcrowded with total, total cunts.
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Kroney, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:41, Reply)

Yep. I like the idea of moving to Cambridge at the moment.

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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:44, Reply)

That's worse.

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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:46, Reply)

Why?

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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:47, Reply)

more tourist cunts in a smaller area
and students. lots and lots of students.

on BIKES.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:47, Reply)

Wouldn't live right in the centre. It's a compromise; I want to live in the countryside, wife has always lived in cities.

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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:49, Reply)

there's no real compromise to that
without you both losing out. Just do one or the other.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:50, Reply)

It's looking like we will rent this place out for a year and rent somewhere out of London before making a final decision.

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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:55, Reply)

because it's just as overcrowded
only with shitkicking fendwellers, students and japanese tourists
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:48, Reply)

Mind you
up here is hell on earth for three weeks in August.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:49, Reply)

Indeed. Will be in Edinburgh this weekend though at my inlaws. I shall seek solace in the St Vincents bar and maybe get out to North Berwick.

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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:50, Reply)

Haven't been to St Vincents for a while as it goes.
I must remember that next time I'm out and stop just living in the Orchard.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:51, Reply)

Inlaws live on Heriot Row so it's the closest place to me that I like.
Going to try and get a table at Bleu Escargot as well.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:54, Reply)

You can book it online.
here

You usually need 3 weeks notice for a weekend but you never know. also, they've opened a sister place in the west end, L'escargot blanc, which I reckon is as good but is much easier to get in.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:56, Reply)

Thanks.
We' ve been a few times before - the owners are friends of my sister-in-law.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:59, Reply)

I quite fancy Bristol or Gloucester.

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Kroney, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:47, Reply)

+s ~~or Gloucester~~
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 28 May 2012, 11:49, Reply)

Wonderful cars.

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Kroney, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:53, Reply)

bender.
I give you one chance to embrace your masculinity, and you fucking blow it.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 28 May 2012, 11:54, Reply)

I don't need to prove it
I'm a rampant example of manhood.
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Kroney, Mon 28 May 2012, 12:01, Reply)

Just trying to get home to Guildford on Saturday was awful.
M25 was nose to tail the entire way around because of all the cunts driving MPVs and estates with fucking roofboxes on top.
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Kroney, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:40, Reply)

oooh look it's sunny let's go to london for the day and pretend we're cool
NO. FUCK OFF AND SUNBATHE IN YOUR OWN SHITHOLE, SHITCUNTS.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:41, Reply)

^ this ^

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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:44, Reply)

i don't even understand why anyone would come to london when its hot
there are much better places
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:46, Reply)

because they are pricks
for whom coming to london is unbearably exciting
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:47, Reply)

Correct.

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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:47, Reply)

And of course nobody thinks to check their fluid levels
because nobody has the first idea how to maintain their cars anymore, so they all overheat and break down causing more tailbacks.
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Kroney, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:45, Reply)

i'd check your fluid levels, if you know what i mean

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:46, Reply)

Going to insert your dipstick?

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Kroney, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:47, Reply)

http://www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1627109
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 28 May 2012, 11:48, Reply)

Have you given your login to your dad or something?

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:48, Reply)

In many ways
I'm a Seventies throwback.
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Kroney, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:49, Reply)

Sounds like a shit Mark Lamarr tribute act.

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 28 May 2012, 11:52, Reply)

You could try not living in London?
just a thought

Also, morning petal.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:44, Reply)

hello stunner
but you didn't listen to me: i love living here, it's the cunts who come up to london for the day and clog it up with their dreadful provincial accents that i can't bear.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:46, Reply)

It's too full of cunts in the summer
without the visitors.

London would be a vaguely pleasant place if it had about a third the population it does now.

I'm fucking dreading coming down for the olympics. Couple it with epic jetlag and I might just kill some fuckers.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:47, Reply)

You're saying that the cunts who go there to live
and clog the place up with their dreadful provincial accents are worse?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:49, Reply)

maybe when they first arrive
but they don't wander around going, "ooooh, it's expensive innit" or thinking they are cool because they "know london really well, right, because their mate lives there and they've been to stay with him before".

urgh!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:52, Reply)

Have you tried to improve your own accent since moving there?

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:57, Reply)

i don't really have an accent
i lived in bucks when i was learning to talk, and whilst i don't sound cut-glass like i used to after the move to cheshire (family videos of me are hilarious, i sound like the bloody queen), i'm nearer to sloane than northerner.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 May 2012, 12:02, Reply)

Ah, I assumed you had some northern in your accent.

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 May 2012, 12:04, Reply)

No you're not. You sound like a Lancashire miner.

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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 May 2012, 12:04, Reply)

Your Northern is far less pronounced
than it was a few years ago.
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Kroney, Mon 28 May 2012, 12:04, Reply)

absolutely.

although accent has nowt to do with it, it's just them being cunts I object to.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:53, Reply)

I think your own city suffers from the summer influx of twats and knobheads
I hate going to Edinburgh in August.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 28 May 2012, 11:50, Reply)

totally, as I said up there.
but at least it's only 3 weeks rather than constantly.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:52, Reply)

Oh yeah I decided half eleven is an acceptable time to start drinking Martini.
What's everyone having?
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:40, Reply)

Alcoholic lols
She'll never take you back if you're a pissed up loser who shouts at cars and cries when he can't get it up
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:43, Reply)

It'll work out. Despite my sexual inadequecies.
Fuck this I'm going to Liverty to buy some more Tom Ford sunglasses. And a t-shirt maybe. Yes a t-shirt.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:45, Reply)

Your rampant consumerism clearly doesn't fill the void of your sexual inadequacies
Or inability to find and keep a girlfriend
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:49, Reply)

Diet coke, at the moment.
I must say, Barryoaks was tragic last night. Are you feeling any better now? Or should I take the hint from teh martini drinking?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 28 May 2012, 11:43, Reply)

Gotta stay positive.
I know she likes me. I think so anyway. Gonna wait it out. I can't lie though and sy I'm not upset.. It's just therapeutic to actually talk about it.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:47, Reply)

That's what we're here for, mate.
Well, that and mercilessly mocking you, obviously.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 28 May 2012, 11:50, Reply)

Thank you.
I might be a dickhead and move onto my next victim, the ridiulously hot girl in Newcastle. It would be well out of order, saying that.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:54, Reply)

8 years is a big gap, sadly
however much you really like each other, 21 and 29 are v different places in life, and all her mates will be doing things like getting mortgages and up the duff. that's the kind of pressure you're up against, i reckon.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:53, Reply)

And boys mature more slowly
Like fine port
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:58, Reply)

^this
As (most) women approach 30, they start wondering about whether the relationship they're in is the one that will last them fpor life. If they don't believe it is, they start panicking about how long it *will* last.

If a woman is interested in babies and security and that shit, she doesn't want to waste a couple of years on a 'fun, but nothing permanent' relationship, then find herself alone and dried up when she's 35.

You might want to ask her how she's feeling and what she's thinking before you launch in with your 'take me back or I'll cut myself' spiel.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 28 May 2012, 11:59, Reply)

This ^ is far too sensible advice

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 May 2012, 12:01, Reply)

I'm old, innit?

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 28 May 2012, 12:02, Reply)

You are the same age as me I think
ARGH, I'M OLD!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 May 2012, 12:03, Reply)

I'm the same age as Monty and Stunned.
ohgodohgodohgodohgod i'm going to be forty next year.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 28 May 2012, 12:04, Reply)

Ahh, two years older

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 May 2012, 12:06, Reply)

*points and laughs*

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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 28 May 2012, 12:30, Reply)

fucks sake women are mental

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 May 2012, 12:09, Reply)

You're right.
I've met her best friends and we all got on, so with regards to fitting in and not being the weird young guy sticking out that wasn't an issue. The other stuff I agree though. It's not like we were ever gonna be soulmates but we had such a nice time together and made each other smile. If she actually didn't like me as a person, fine. I can't change that. Just feel like I'm in limbo now. I think about things too much.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:59, Reply)

Her ex'll be closer to her own age
she's probably been with him for a while, he's marriagable etc etc.

Cut her loose and get on with girls your own age.

Seriously, Baz. You've got loads of time for this shit. Try to enjoy yourself.
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Kroney, Mon 28 May 2012, 12:03, Reply)

Perhaps the reason she split with her ex was due to a lack of commitment on this front
Maybe he has returned having changed his mind?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 May 2012, 12:05, Reply)

Oh, and drinking heavily because a woman hurt you is a bad way to go.
Because you will get hurt by them over and over. You're far more likely to send some excruciating emails if you're pissed.
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Kroney, Mon 28 May 2012, 12:06, Reply)

Oh this^
No drunk text/phone/email/anything
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 May 2012, 12:07, Reply)

With friends, it can help.
But drinking heavily alone is a terrible idea.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 28 May 2012, 12:14, Reply)

please stop this now please
he's 'omg attention drinking' mar-fucken-tini at 11.30 on a monday because some girl said no

he needs a couple of pints and a slap
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 May 2012, 12:16, Reply)

I've been in his position before, and it was fucking hideous
I spent a few days being 'woe is me', then got myself back on my feet. You have to remember Q, we aren't all able to move on from upset as well as you.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 28 May 2012, 12:20, Reply)

yes but from the sound of it they weren't even in a relationship
he just liked some girl who fobbed him off with a fake excuse
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 May 2012, 12:21, Reply)

This is true
But at the same time, the one that gutted me the most is a girl I wasn't with either. However, I found that a good pub session with close mates who kept an eye on me and made sure I didn't attempt to contact her sorted me right out.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 28 May 2012, 12:24, Reply)

well then you're almost a real man and maybe you should take barry out for a drink
i here she puts out after 4 spritzers
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 May 2012, 12:24, Reply)

Meh, I was younger at the time
I know better now
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 28 May 2012, 12:27, Reply)

I can't tell anybody that age gap relationships don't work
but this is probably good advice. You're still a young'un, Barry.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 28 May 2012, 12:09, Reply)

They're more likely to work if the youngest is past their mid-twenties.
Women change a lot in those years.
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Kroney, Mon 28 May 2012, 12:11, Reply)

oh shut up whinging you lot
he'll get over it in no time and he'll be getting his nuts wet elsewhere before he knows it

STFU OR MUMSNET
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 May 2012, 12:11, Reply)

I just wish she'd fucked me off full stop.
I think she has to be honest, needing space is such a cop out.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 28 May 2012, 12:10, Reply)

where are you?
i'm gonna pop round and lend you a fiver, treat yourself to a nice pair of bollocks, at a boy
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 May 2012, 12:12, Reply)

Yeah, it is. Frankly it sounds like she's trying to let you down gently.
Assume you're dumped, go out with Newcastle bird.

Somebody on here gave me some great advice which is: Drop all contact, let them know what it'll be like to lose you. If they have strong enough feelings for you, they'll come back. If they don't, you were onto a loser in the first place.
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Kroney, Mon 28 May 2012, 12:12, Reply)

fuck this, do just seventeen have a website? i'm going there to escape this shit

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 May 2012, 12:13, Reply)

HAHAHA KRONEY LISTENS TO ADVICE OFF THE INTERNET !!!!!!!!!

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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 28 May 2012, 12:15, Reply)

Kroney listens to advice his friends give him.
Some of whom post on this site.
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Kroney, Mon 28 May 2012, 12:16, Reply)

keep it to the gaz, jessica

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 May 2012, 12:19, Reply)

oh hi scarpe, good weekend?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:43, Reply)

haha

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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:45, Reply)

hahaha

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:45, Reply)

More cider

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:45, Reply)

apparently you've been dumped baz.
did she find out you are a massive bender?
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 28 May 2012, 12:27, Reply)

I sat in a pub garden yesterday for far too long....
..Drinking far too much with a load of mates - and Pooflake. My head hurt this morning and my mouth was drier than a very dry thing after a dry spell. I have a red face and pate and a quite 'offish' G/F as i was somewhat incoherent when she picked me up for a quiet evening BBQ last night.
Ah well, I'll be laying off the booze until Wednesday when IT'S MY BIRTHDAY WOOHOO!!!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:50, Reply)

Al fresco drinking,
when it's far too hot, is on of the life's little pleasures. I did the same yesterday, and managed to spend all my winnings from Saturday. Result!
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 28 May 2012, 11:56, Reply)

This was 'Twang club' Al Fresco
So we were playing all kinds of shite and didn't get booed once! Mind you, we didn't get applauded either, we were overwhelmed with indifference.
But you're right, sitting in the sun with a few mates, good beer/wine/any form of alcohol and watching the world go by is a true pleasure.
BTW, how much DID you spend?
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 28 May 2012, 12:00, Reply)

About £150, this involved a big round and a taxi though.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 28 May 2012, 12:04, Reply)

Oooyah!
Even with a big round, that's a fair few day's drinking fund gone in one afternoon.
Mind you, as I'm in Cov, the booze is relatively cheap!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 28 May 2012, 12:07, Reply)

Well I drink scrumpy, at £2.50 a pop, and most of the lads drink cask ales, £2.35/£2.80.
I may have bought crisps though...
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 28 May 2012, 12:14, Reply)

Scrumpy!
Even the mere mention of the word makes my kidneys cringe and my hair ache. The most ill I have ever been from alcohol was on scrumpy. Hangover from hell. If you drink that stuff regularly, I salute you as born-again hard.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 28 May 2012, 12:23, Reply)

ahahahahahaha, heheheheheheeeheheheheeheehhee you should totes see malc today
oh boy, what a plank! he went out in the sun at the weekend (he's not allowed out much) and he's bright red like a lobster!

great times
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 May 2012, 12:07, Reply)

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