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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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There's an outdoor one in the park by my house
which I completely forgot about on the weekend. Silly Monty.

Mind you it would have been heaving.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 May 2012, 10:47, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Don't go to a Lido
they're fucking rank. The Guildford one's always got a layer of dirt floating on the top because the chavs all go there for their yearly bath.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 28 May 2012, 10:49, Reply)
The London Fields pool is undoubtedly chock full of hipsters with quiffs and shit tattoos.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 May 2012, 10:54, Reply)
Then there'll be a scum layer
of hair gel and Dax wax.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 28 May 2012, 10:56, Reply)
And the acrid stench of 'look at me' hanging thick in the air.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 May 2012, 10:57, Reply)
Full of kids pissing their bodyweight every 20 minutes into the pool.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 28 May 2012, 10:49, Reply)
There's a separate kids pool.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 May 2012, 10:55, Reply)
You'd be in there in a shot.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 28 May 2012, 10:57, Reply)

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