My Facebook is full of pictures
of other peoples' bloody babies. I think I'm going to have to start blocking their posts from showing up.

Leaves more room for my rage posts that way, too.
( Kroney, Mon 28 May 2012, 14:16, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

It's a common issue with people with children
That many of them fail to realise that no one gives a single shit about their kids except them.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 28 May 2012, 14:19, Reply)

I wouldn't mind if they were doing something cool
but the relentless baby sleeping pictures with "my little angel xxxx" titles, or one ugly baby next to a friends' ugly baby with the "best friends! xxx" titles fucking do my head right in.
( Kroney, Mon 28 May 2012, 14:21, Reply)

you can filter or unfriend, stop being such a woman

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 May 2012, 14:23, Reply)

A friend of mine posted a photo on Facebook
of her daughter's first shit in a potty. It put me off my walnut whip.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 28 May 2012, 14:24, Reply)

Hmmm, one of mine did that too
WTF
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 May 2012, 14:25, Reply)

It's a different class of person up North
and no mistake.
( Kroney, Mon 28 May 2012, 14:25, Reply)

A shit in a potty is like porn for you though, eh?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 May 2012, 14:26, Reply)

Not if it's in a potty
paedocoprophilia is sick and wrong.
( Kroney, Mon 28 May 2012, 14:27, Reply)

But...
if they tip the potty into those ice cube bags, you are in?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 May 2012, 14:28, Reply)

It was a bit grim.
"Look, my daughter has got the same bodily functions as six billion other people".
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 28 May 2012, 14:27, Reply)

The worst one is when people have 'pregnancy trackers' on there.
I mean for fuck sake.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 28 May 2012, 14:21, Reply)

This^
I got one update from a girl on my FB that said she was due to give birth.....a week after she gave birth
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 May 2012, 14:23, Reply)

Oh yeah this one had that, too.
"Week 24 and your little bundle of joy is now the size of a melon."
( Kroney, Mon 28 May 2012, 14:24, Reply)

FB needs more melon size updates

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 May 2012, 14:25, Reply)

I've made thing of just posting 'Jesus Christ' on each of the updates.
It's amazing how angry people get. I especially like doing it to girls who are about nineteen.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 28 May 2012, 14:27, Reply)

I liked doing it to girls who are about 19 too

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 May 2012, 14:27, Reply)

try not being friends with so many shitcunts
simple
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 May 2012, 14:22, Reply)