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Does anyone remember...
A story on here years ago about a guy trolling a local paper "bonnie baby" competition. He photoshopped a baby and said it had some weird disease, I think he called it the wolf boy, or something like that. Does that sound familiar to anyone?
I am discussing whether it is ever ok to tell a parent that their baby is ugly. I think parents should deal with it and accept that their baby looks like a half chewed toffee, the girls in the office disagree.
( , Mon 28 May 2012, 13:40, 81 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
A story on here years ago about a guy trolling a local paper "bonnie baby" competition. He photoshopped a baby and said it had some weird disease, I think he called it the wolf boy, or something like that. Does that sound familiar to anyone?
I am discussing whether it is ever ok to tell a parent that their baby is ugly. I think parents should deal with it and accept that their baby looks like a half chewed toffee, the girls in the office disagree.
( , Mon 28 May 2012, 13:40, 81 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
No-one ever faces up to the fact that their baby is an uggo.
In truth, I don't like newborn babies at all. Any of them, including my own. I am fortunate in that my daughter is v good looking and photogenic but this could be her 'peak', who knows, she might turn out to be rather plain. That might not be such a bad thing anyway.
EDIT: re 'wolf baby' - fuck knows, soz.
( , Mon 28 May 2012, 13:49, Reply)
In truth, I don't like newborn babies at all. Any of them, including my own. I am fortunate in that my daughter is v good looking and photogenic but this could be her 'peak', who knows, she might turn out to be rather plain. That might not be such a bad thing anyway.
EDIT: re 'wolf baby' - fuck knows, soz.
( , Mon 28 May 2012, 13:49, Reply)
My kids both look like me but in different (i.e. much nicer) ways
It is very odd
As a parent you obviously think your kids are perfect and others are the uggos.
( , Mon 28 May 2012, 14:05, Reply)
It is very odd
As a parent you obviously think your kids are perfect and others are the uggos.
( , Mon 28 May 2012, 14:05, Reply)
Both of my kids have been blessed with looking like their mother and not at all like me.
Oh and mine are perfect and all the others are uggos.
( , Mon 28 May 2012, 14:07, Reply)
Oh and mine are perfect and all the others are uggos.
( , Mon 28 May 2012, 14:07, Reply)
woah don't be treading on scarpe and barry's toes here
scarpe's been off the sauce for years, and baz is the baord's HARDCORE drinker now
( , Mon 28 May 2012, 14:19, Reply)
scarpe's been off the sauce for years, and baz is the baord's HARDCORE drinker now
( , Mon 28 May 2012, 14:19, Reply)
I think people must know if their kid is butters.
And smile at them through gritted teeth whilst cursing their own genetics.
I'm going to Spain in two weeks now. Go me.
( , Mon 28 May 2012, 14:06, Reply)
And smile at them through gritted teeth whilst cursing their own genetics.
I'm going to Spain in two weeks now. Go me.
( , Mon 28 May 2012, 14:06, Reply)
Have you finished for the Summer now? had my last presentation this morning. So happy that it's all done for a while now.
( , Mon 28 May 2012, 14:08, Reply)
Finished two weeks ago.
Going back to Newcastle tomorrow though. Well, Wednesday now.
( , Mon 28 May 2012, 14:11, Reply)
Going back to Newcastle tomorrow though. Well, Wednesday now.
( , Mon 28 May 2012, 14:11, Reply)
My gf insists I should tidy up my pathetic beard.
My counter-argument is that I don't want to look like Craig David*
*ie a blackamoor
( , Mon 28 May 2012, 14:11, Reply)
My counter-argument is that I don't want to look like Craig David*
*ie a blackamoor
( , Mon 28 May 2012, 14:11, Reply)
probably best stick to the men
orcas have a tendency to kill you if you try to fuck them
( , Mon 28 May 2012, 14:10, Reply)
orcas have a tendency to kill you if you try to fuck them
( , Mon 28 May 2012, 14:10, Reply)
i would, til she was gasping for air and vomiting like abu zubaydah
( , Mon 28 May 2012, 14:25, Reply)
( , Mon 28 May 2012, 14:25, Reply)
Milk puke always comes out like cottage cheese when they puke
Its disgusting
( , Mon 28 May 2012, 14:14, Reply)
Its disgusting
( , Mon 28 May 2012, 14:14, Reply)
This^
My daughter was ill a few months ago and her puke smelled like fucking drain cleaner or something. It was truly awful
( , Mon 28 May 2012, 14:16, Reply)
My daughter was ill a few months ago and her puke smelled like fucking drain cleaner or something. It was truly awful
( , Mon 28 May 2012, 14:16, Reply)
the one on the left's got too many chromosomes for my liking
but i wouldn't mind malletting a tent peg up the one on the right
( , Mon 28 May 2012, 14:18, Reply)
but i wouldn't mind malletting a tent peg up the one on the right
( , Mon 28 May 2012, 14:18, Reply)
I dunno how to say this without being harsh
But her first words were just "Him? Fuck off, I'm not fucking that witless cunt!"
Sorry mate
( , Mon 28 May 2012, 14:19, Reply)
But her first words were just "Him? Fuck off, I'm not fucking that witless cunt!"
Sorry mate
( , Mon 28 May 2012, 14:19, Reply)
i'm used to it, got a tough skin these days
thats how come i never cry when i'm raping anymore
( , Mon 28 May 2012, 14:24, Reply)
thats how come i never cry when i'm raping anymore
( , Mon 28 May 2012, 14:24, Reply)
My Facebook is full of pictures
of other peoples' bloody babies. I think I'm going to have to start blocking their posts from showing up.
Leaves more room for my rage posts that way, too.
( , Mon 28 May 2012, 14:16, Reply)
of other peoples' bloody babies. I think I'm going to have to start blocking their posts from showing up.
Leaves more room for my rage posts that way, too.
( , Mon 28 May 2012, 14:16, Reply)
It's a common issue with people with children
That many of them fail to realise that no one gives a single shit about their kids except them.
( , Mon 28 May 2012, 14:19, Reply)
That many of them fail to realise that no one gives a single shit about their kids except them.
( , Mon 28 May 2012, 14:19, Reply)
I wouldn't mind if they were doing something cool
but the relentless baby sleeping pictures with "my little angel xxxx" titles, or one ugly baby next to a friends' ugly baby with the "best friends! xxx" titles fucking do my head right in.
( , Mon 28 May 2012, 14:21, Reply)
but the relentless baby sleeping pictures with "my little angel xxxx" titles, or one ugly baby next to a friends' ugly baby with the "best friends! xxx" titles fucking do my head right in.
( , Mon 28 May 2012, 14:21, Reply)
A friend of mine posted a photo on Facebook
of her daughter's first shit in a potty. It put me off my walnut whip.
( , Mon 28 May 2012, 14:24, Reply)
of her daughter's first shit in a potty. It put me off my walnut whip.
( , Mon 28 May 2012, 14:24, Reply)
But...
if they tip the potty into those ice cube bags, you are in?
( , Mon 28 May 2012, 14:28, Reply)
if they tip the potty into those ice cube bags, you are in?
( , Mon 28 May 2012, 14:28, Reply)
It was a bit grim.
"Look, my daughter has got the same bodily functions as six billion other people".
( , Mon 28 May 2012, 14:27, Reply)
"Look, my daughter has got the same bodily functions as six billion other people".
( , Mon 28 May 2012, 14:27, Reply)
The worst one is when people have 'pregnancy trackers' on there.
I mean for fuck sake.
( , Mon 28 May 2012, 14:21, Reply)
I mean for fuck sake.
( , Mon 28 May 2012, 14:21, Reply)
This^
I got one update from a girl on my FB that said she was due to give birth.....a week after she gave birth
( , Mon 28 May 2012, 14:23, Reply)
I got one update from a girl on my FB that said she was due to give birth.....a week after she gave birth
( , Mon 28 May 2012, 14:23, Reply)
Oh yeah this one had that, too.
"Week 24 and your little bundle of joy is now the size of a melon."
( , Mon 28 May 2012, 14:24, Reply)
"Week 24 and your little bundle of joy is now the size of a melon."
( , Mon 28 May 2012, 14:24, Reply)
I've made thing of just posting 'Jesus Christ' on each of the updates.
It's amazing how angry people get. I especially like doing it to girls who are about nineteen.
( , Mon 28 May 2012, 14:27, Reply)
It's amazing how angry people get. I especially like doing it to girls who are about nineteen.
( , Mon 28 May 2012, 14:27, Reply)
Well most babies are pretty rancid looking.
However all kittens are cute. Fact.
( , Mon 28 May 2012, 14:19, Reply)
However all kittens are cute. Fact.
( , Mon 28 May 2012, 14:19, Reply)
It's like he doesn't really care what our opinion is.
What a cunt, eh?
( , Mon 28 May 2012, 14:28, Reply)
What a cunt, eh?
( , Mon 28 May 2012, 14:28, Reply)
I hope he gets run over by a train and a bus today and then dies in a fire
( , Mon 28 May 2012, 14:42, Reply)
( , Mon 28 May 2012, 14:42, Reply)
sorry to disappoint you...
Still alive and kicking.
I want to tell this Guy his baby is ugly, and I might do on my last day at work along with telling everyone what iI really rthink of them.
I wouldn't, but its a nice thought.
I disappeared cos I was at work, i genuinely wanted to find that story, but I guess I'm going to be disappointed.
( , Mon 28 May 2012, 22:27, Reply)
Still alive and kicking.
I want to tell this Guy his baby is ugly, and I might do on my last day at work along with telling everyone what iI really rthink of them.
I wouldn't, but its a nice thought.
I disappeared cos I was at work, i genuinely wanted to find that story, but I guess I'm going to be disappointed.
( , Mon 28 May 2012, 22:27, Reply)
At least he's not one of the 12 to have you on ignore.
Don't make it 13.
( , Mon 28 May 2012, 14:40, Reply)
Don't make it 13.
( , Mon 28 May 2012, 14:40, Reply)
shit you're right, i should try to make myself more likeable
thanks bearpookie, you're alright
( , Mon 28 May 2012, 14:40, Reply)
thanks bearpookie, you're alright
( , Mon 28 May 2012, 14:40, Reply)
apart from the whole giving in his notice with no job to go to affair
( , Mon 28 May 2012, 14:43, Reply)
( , Mon 28 May 2012, 14:43, Reply)
fuck, is it still a bloke?
fucks sake could somebody put a warning on this unemployable prick please?
( , Mon 28 May 2012, 14:44, Reply)
fucks sake could somebody put a warning on this unemployable prick please?
( , Mon 28 May 2012, 14:44, Reply)
i'm not angry sporto, soz
i had a lovely weekend and that, let's not fall out
( , Mon 28 May 2012, 14:42, Reply)
i had a lovely weekend and that, let's not fall out
( , Mon 28 May 2012, 14:42, Reply)
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