Oh boy
I've got carpet on my stairs again. It's so nice walking down stairs and not having to avoid the carpet gripper.

I've just been walking up and down then in my bare feet and wiggling my toes.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 May 2012, 15:51, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Small pleasures are always the sweetest.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 28 May 2012, 15:55, Reply)

Are you saying you want to have sex with Battered?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 May 2012, 15:57, Reply)

i thought he was saying he wanted to wank on al's carpet
which is also what i thought al was saying
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 May 2012, 15:59, Reply)

How can you possibly have read that into my post?
You must be a terrible lawyer.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 May 2012, 16:01, Reply)

balls
you were totally thinking about it and whether it would stain.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 May 2012, 16:04, Reply)

It's water soluble, comes out very easily
Er... apparently.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 May 2012, 16:05, Reply)

Man, you live the high life.
It'll be quilted toilet paper next.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 28 May 2012, 15:58, Reply)

Already got it.
I resisted, can't see the point in spending the extra money, but the wife was adamant. Or should I say insistent, before someone makes a joke about Adam Ant the mental 80s popstar.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 May 2012, 16:00, Reply)

Too late
I've already thrown a carburettor through your front window.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 May 2012, 16:01, Reply)

You appreciate it, post-Needo...

( thealternativefact, Mon 28 May 2012, 16:02, Reply)

Especially if you keep it in the fridge.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 28 May 2012, 16:04, Reply)

Al's fridge is too full of cake.

( thealternativefact, Mon 28 May 2012, 16:09, Reply)

It's full of chicken and duck at the moment.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 May 2012, 16:14, Reply)

Oh boy, I got a duck in the reduced aisle yesterday.
Although I'll never be able to repeat the feat of getting one for 2 pence.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 28 May 2012, 16:16, Reply)

A "quacking" deal there, DG

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 May 2012, 16:27, Reply)

It really was.
I managed to get about 25 quid's worth of meat for less than a fiver that day.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 28 May 2012, 16:28, Reply)

This is a GOOD thing
I managed some rainbow trout on ours yesterday
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 May 2012, 16:35, Reply)

I prefer baby wipes.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 May 2012, 16:05, Reply)

Also, We're totally going to see each other in about two weeks!

(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 May 2012, 16:05, Reply)

YAY!
I have 24 hours of rock.
( thealternativefact, Mon 28 May 2012, 16:08, Reply)

That's one big stick of rock.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 28 May 2012, 16:09, Reply)

If one has a big stick, one can make the rules.

( thealternativefact, Mon 28 May 2012, 16:10, Reply)

Indeed.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 28 May 2012, 16:13, Reply)