Dear B3ta
This weekend I went to a country fair, there were lots of people on tractors with a poor grasp of the English language and funny accents. Many of these people harboured racist views and some of them were called Michael. Michaels wife was called Sarah. I know this because she introduced herself to someone else near me very loudly while I was eating my lunch. I bit later Dame Kelly Holmes turned up and was introduced to Michael and Sarah and lots of other people wearing hats and jackets and ties, despite the fact that it was about 29 degrees.

I saw some dogs like these:


Then on Sunday I went home and planted some plants in the plant area of my garden. It looks like this now:

(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 May 2012, 16:23, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

just seventeen shut down in 2004, i'm bloody gutted

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 May 2012, 16:25, Reply)

I appeared in Just 17 once
True story.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 May 2012, 16:26, Reply)

no fucken way

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 May 2012, 16:27, Reply)

WAY!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 May 2012, 16:28, Reply)

prove it

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 May 2012, 16:28, Reply)

Can't
You'll have to take my word for it.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 May 2012, 16:29, Reply)

i don't even take my word for it when my mum says she loves me

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 May 2012, 16:29, Reply)

That's fair

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 May 2012, 16:30, Reply)

I take her word for it when she says "Okay, but you have to pull out before you come"

(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 May 2012, 16:31, Reply)

mamma mia!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 May 2012, 16:31, Reply)

By the time she's said that, it was too late though?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 May 2012, 16:35, Reply)

it was more like, 'ok but you have to p... oh, good for you'

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 May 2012, 16:36, Reply)

I'm the only person who cares enough to comment that you have a beautiful garden
You have toiled and the earth will give you it's bounty
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 28 May 2012, 16:37, Reply)

You can't grow coconuts here.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 28 May 2012, 16:39, Reply)

I hope so.
I invested in the water system because I'm lazy and will forget about the whole thing in about a week.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 May 2012, 16:39, Reply)

What's that ceramic thing next to the rhubarb?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 May 2012, 16:57, Reply)

My Mum, LOL

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 28 May 2012, 16:59, Reply)

HAHAHAHAHAHA

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:42, Reply)